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Jennislut -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 8:25:59 PM)

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I think she's suggesting you're in need of the smackdown. Are you a switch hitter?
no, i just want to see him naked - and id pay good money to see anybody over sylvere's knee. win - win, well worth the price of admission.




porcelaine -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 8:28:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

The Nocturnal One lays down for absolutely nobody!

...Unless there's a price/good incentive.

Then...yeah...I do...


porcelaine only grabs the carrot if it's worth her while.

Show me the money. [;)]





LadyPact -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 8:30:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jennislut

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I think she's suggesting you're in need of the smackdown. Are you a switch hitter?
no, i just want to see him naked - and id pay good money to see anybody over sylvere's knee. win - win, well worth the price of admission.

It's probably wrong to say that I'd pay to see him tortured with spiders, huh?

What can I say?  I like suffering.  Not whatever the other game going is about.





NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 8:36:31 PM)

Sylvere wants me submissive, Jenni wants me naked, Porcelaine wants the carrot, LadyPact wants me tortured with spiders.

All is right in the world.




LadyNTrainer -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 8:47:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
Sylvere wants me submissive, Jenni wants me naked, Porcelaine wants the carrot, LadyPact wants me tortured with spiders.


I'm gonna vote for all of the above, but I'll settle for nekkid pics posted here.  You can't be teasing us with details of your manscaping, then withholding.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 8:48:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Wait your turn.



It's ALWAYS My turn




LadyPact -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 8:50:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Sylvere wants me submissive, Jenni wants me naked, Porcelaine wants the carrot, LadyPact wants me tortured with spiders.

All is right in the world.


[sm=goodpost.gif]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 8:57:11 PM)

I'll think about it.




Jennislut -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:00:42 PM)

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Jenni wants me naked, P
of course - im willing to bet you look very femme, et j'aime bien les femmes.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:01:49 PM)

Are you saying I'm a "trap?!"




Jennislut -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:07:47 PM)

no, just that your hairless manscaped body is likely to appeal to a lesbian[;)]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:17:59 PM)

This is going to turn into an orgy.

Excellent.




Jennislut -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:24:59 PM)

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This is going to turn into an orgy.
yay! i get first dibs on licking ladyntrainers boots!




porcelaine -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:36:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

This is going to turn into an orgy.

Excellent.


I've got dibs on the carrot! [:D]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:42:16 PM)

Who would like to be the lucky woman to "shut me up?"




MaxsBoy -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:43:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Who would like to be the lucky woman to "shut me up?"


[sm=evil.gif]

Don't tempt me boy.  I suddenly find myself freed up for that sort of thing.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 9:54:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jennislut

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This is going to turn into an orgy.
yay! i get first dibs on licking ladyntrainers boots!



Orgy...YAYYYYYYYYYY, I get dibs on jenni.......oh CRAP, she's on the wrong team.

She still has an awesome ass tho *handshake*




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 10:06:46 PM)

Oh hell no! I thought this thread was about improving your man's sense of fashion (matching clothes, no ass hanging out, no sneakers to nice restaurants, or when with me)... Imagine my surprise, by a Nocturnalstalker no less?!

I have never heard of manscaping, and would be turned off by someone... Well, looking prepubescent. Trimming things that get too long, and in the way is one thing.
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With exfoliating creams, and the like, you may find it a little expensive but in the end you will feel like you're driving a Corvette.
I have dated one or two men who may have been prettier than I am, but only when he didn't think he was prettier, or behave that way. I draw the line, at high maintenance men, who spend more time in the mirror than I do, and need more beauty products than I do. This may be unfair, because I don't use a lot, but that is what my brain associates with fem, and I only wish I were into that. M

P.S. Editted to use FT's words: If there are no pictures, it is probably not true. [8D] M




porcelaine -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 10:10:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Who would like to be the lucky woman to "shut me up?"


Are you assuming I cannot multitask? [:D]




0ldhen -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/23/2011 10:12:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Who would like to be the lucky woman to "shut me up?"



LMAO.......I have a pair of 40DDD boobs, if I smush ya between does that count?




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