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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/26/2011 10:18:43 AM

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I'm very obiediant and I pretty much have no limits lol

It's easy to say you have no limits until they bring the blow torch out.

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/26/2011 10:28:59 AM

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Arturas,

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But before I go, do you intend to light her fart and see how high she jumps? Now that is some seriously good fetish.

Oh fuck. Never has the phrase "don't feed the trolls" been more applicable. :-)

E.

What I find rather humorous, if not a tad bit stinky, is here we have the self proclaimed
Uber Master Of The Century, (aka Arturas) posting in the Ask A Mistress section, when he
has ranted many times about how rude it was for submissives/slaves posting in the Ask A Master
section. Oh wait...Uber Masters don't have to follow what they previously deemed common courtesy.

My use of the word stinky should keep this from being a hijack...yes?

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/26/2011 10:34:05 AM

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What I find rather humorous, if not a tad bit stinky, is here we have the self proclaimed
Uber Master Of The Century, (aka Arturas) posting in the Ask A Mistress section, when he
has ranted many times about how rude it was for submissives/slaves posting in the Ask A Master
section. Oh wait...Uber Masters don't have to follow what they previously deemed common courtesy.

I'm convinced a few of us have been sipping the same pot of Joe.

Namaste,

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/26/2011 10:52:16 AM

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Oh fuck. Never has the phrase "don't feed the trolls" been more applicable. :-)

Especially not beans.

(Sorry.)

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/26/2011 12:07:09 PM

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What I find rather humorous, if not a tad bit stinky, is here we have the self proclaimed
Uber Master Of The Century, (aka Arturas) posting in the Ask A Mistress section, when he
has ranted many times about how rude it was for submissives/slaves posting in the Ask A Master
section. Oh wait...Uber Masters don't have to follow what they previously deemed common courtesy.

My use of the word stinky should keep this from being a hijack...yes?

It could be that his Mistress is posting, sometimes she uses his account after all. But yeah, it ticks me off when someone complains about others, but it's ok for them to do it.

OP, it's been said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results. Your insistence on pushing your fetish into everyone's faces so to speak is grating and not getting you any results- it seems no one wants to fart on you, alas. I'd suggest you try to pay attention to what people are telling you and others like you that persist in doing this, try to put aside your overwhelming need - hard i know! - and concentrate on finding a woman who may wish to share your company and THEN approach her for the farting. If you want a woman who enjoys farting on you, you have to get the woman first.

Broken down....Woman first, fetish second. Read that a few thousand times and maybe try some classical conditioning techniques along with it. Anytime your dick gets hard thinking about a woman farting on/around you and you are tempted to run around asking for someone....ANYONE...to do this to you, zap yourself in the leg with a stun gun. Then try again with such exercises as envisioning a woman in front of you and practice saying hello...how are you? May I get you a drink? What types of interests do you have in the wide world of boating or bird identification? What type of cuisine do you like? What do you think can be done in the current situation in Libya? If she talks to you then progress to next stage of getting to know each other in a polite manner, which shows you are interested in her as a person. After some time has passed, you may allow yourself to start sending in some feelers as to her sexual preferences, and if that is acceptable to her, you may finally inquire gently as to whether your fart fetish is likely to be indulged at some point or not.

There are no shortcuts. No matter how crazy this is to many men, there is no easy way to just get what you want; you are after all, connecting with another human being and not a robot. In general, if you wouldn't walk around with your pants down pointing to your genitals asking anyone in the immediate vicinity to get you off, then it's not going to work as a tactic online either. Does anyone ever pay attention to how many times this is said? It doesn't generally work to go cock first, if you insist upon it be prepared for a lonely, unsatisfying life.

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/26/2011 5:10:42 PM

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Poise made me laugh in a bad way!! HUZZAH!

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/26/2011 10:41:46 PM

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I hate to say "Never," but I'm pretty sure, this will never be one of my kinks. At least as long as I have a healthy sphincter. M

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 9:03:13 AM

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Right matt, it is all about topping from the bottom... with your culinary knowledge you surely have some idea of what to feed the boss to make her stink no? smoothies?

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:03:06 PM

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Oh fuck. Never has the phrase "don't feed the trolls" been more applicable. :-)

Especially not beans.

(Sorry.)

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:07:48 PM

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well w/e im just trying to be a nice guy as i said im 24 and if ya want to contact me more about just me or my fetish plz contact me at [email address] ty very much on the advice and as i said i pretty much said everything about myself if ya want to know more i aint gunna post it lol just email me lol jeez

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:13:33 PM

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What is it with this trend of interjecting "lol" in the middle of sentences, as if it were a punctuation mark? Textspeak is not serving the language well.

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:16:20 PM

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Okay OP...here's the thing...

Is your fetish unusual/uncommon? I'd bet yes on that one. Impossible to find someone interested in indulging you? No.
Will your approach on CollarMe work? highly unlikely, but it has much less to do with your fetish and much more to do with how you're tackling it.

Just take a look at CollarMe on any given night--1000 people online--at least half of them "guests" without profiles who enjoy watching those of us WITH profiles tear into each other. When you think about it, 1000 isn't a lot of folks--so the likelihood of finding someone this way is already slim. (Yes, there are tens of thousands of profiles--I won't go into all that--we all know many are inactive/fake/dupes)

The men (and women) on this site who are successful at meeting folks are able to do so because they do not appear so one-dimensional. There is more to them than just the fetish. They put themselves out there as more than just "do this to me because it gets my rocks off". If all that matters to you is that you get your fantasy fulfilled, then take a weekend job, save your coin and hire a Professional Domme.

Go to the Admin section where they have info on profiles and "how to meet a Domme" tips. One line responses and focusing just on the fetish/sex is just not going to get you far, and you'll end up posting a bitter thread about how the women on CollarMe are a bunch of uptight fakes. And that won't get you laid or make any friends.

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:18:40 PM

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i mean its a simple question and if a girl or a dom has the balls to answer it they will lol im really patient trust that

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:25:04 PM

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Good thing you've got that patience. You're going to need it. Especially with that "if anybody's got the balls" kind of crap that you're trying to pull off. Most Dominant women just aren't manipulated that easily.

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:48:13 PM

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ok now this all seems like a waste of time , wtf do they even have websites like this if u cant get a problem solved lol

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:51:43 PM

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It's so the grown ups who know how to talk to each other like human beings, rather than fetish providers, can have a place to trade thoughts on their ideas about BDSM. That's why pups who put up posts who are just slobbering to get a fetish delivered to them don't go over very well.

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 7:58:14 PM

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ok now this all seems like a waste of time , wtf do they even have websites like this if u cant get a problem solved lol

And alas....there it is. the whiney bitter posting. Took you no time at all.
Seriously--dude-- type full words, with full sentences. Otherwise, you come across as a 14 year old with his first cell phone. You got an answer--YES. some girls, somewhere, might like it. and some have quite clearly responded that they do NOT like it one bit.

Were you expecting this:
"Hi....im Matt....im 24..do dommes like to fart in a guys face..cuz thats what I want to do."
"Yes. we love it. You're the man of my dreams. Please txt me immediately so that we can meet tonight and do exactly what your fantasies dictate"
"kewl."
and then you meet and all your wildest fantasies come true, first hour on the net. just like that.

Really? Because if so, that's the most deluded fantasy ever.

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 8:39:47 PM

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ok now this all seems like a waste of time , wtf do they even have websites like this if u cant get a problem solved lol

We've solved your problem. We've told you exactly what you have to do to get a Domme interested in you.

If you don't want to carry out the solution... well, that's not really the site's fault, now, is it?

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RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? - 3/27/2011 9:07:49 PM

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lets start over my name is matt im 24 and in great shape and very obediant , very few limits , i like movies , long walks on the beach , rock music , i have 2 eyebrow rings and 2 nipple rings , 3 tattoos , very humourous and ive been told im funny at times, i like to play sports and i guess im an all around good guy , oh and i have a weird fetish and would love to talk to someone about it ( meaning girls and doms ) so ask me anything , is there anyone out there that likes a challenge lol :) there good enough ?