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iluvgassygirls -> has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:04:51 AM)

Hi my name is matt I'm 24 and I was wondering if any mistress has ever had to deal with a fart fetish?



strangedesire -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:21:23 AM)

It's rare to find fetishes without people attached to them.



DarkSteven -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:22:42 AM)

Matt, we're getting acquainted with your fart fetish.  How about letting us know about the rest of you? 



iluvgassygirls -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:28:01 AM)

I live in fl and I'm very fit I have nipple rings and I'm submissive , what more do ya want to know lol



LadyPact -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:41:01 AM)

Anything that makes you look like better submissive material than the thousands of guys who are just here because they are only interested in their fetish.



iluvgassygirls -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:43:05 AM)

I'm very obiediant and I pretty much have no limits lol



DarkSteven -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:45:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: iluvgassygirls

I live in fl and I'm very fit I have nipple rings and I'm submissive , what more do ya want to know lol


Something aside from the kink.

Pretend you're at a bar and you walk up to a woman.  What do you say to her?  It wouldn't be your fart fetish or your nipple rings.




LadyPact -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:45:42 AM)

Really?  I've got a pencil here somewhere.  How attached are you to your eyeballs?



LadyNTrainer -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:49:55 AM)

The OP is an absolutely classic textbook example of Doing It Wrong. Pay heed to his example and pray do not follow unless you want a similarly cold reception from women who are sick of hearing about the fetish and the do-me desires instead of the human being. At that rate, no one will ever stick around long enough to get to know the human being.

Don't lead with your kink. Talking about it is fine, but if that's all there is, nobody cares.



mnottertail -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:50:55 AM)

I would like to fart on women.  So how do I go about doing that right?  Any pointers? 



iluvgassygirls -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:51:40 AM)

I would tell her that I'm humorous and out going I like movies and rock music , I graduated in culinary school lol um I'm a very nice guy



iluvgassygirls -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:53:27 AM)

I want my eyeballs lol but I'm submissive I like to get farted on by other girls



LadyPact -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 8:57:00 AM)

If you're that nice of a guy, how about actually doing that and stop creating various threads that are basically a version of your personal ad?  Read the FAQ section.  Especially the part about the "how many women are into ______" section.

Instead of putting up threads about your favorite fetish, start reading profiles on the other side to find folks who are into what you are into.  Read profiles and look for keywords such as "fart" or "gascat" in the text.  Then, send a polite email to the human being who wrote the profile.

You already got a thread pulled from this section last week for this kind of thing.  How quickly do you think repeating this is going to annoy the women here?



DarkSteven -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 9:02:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

If you're that nice of a guy, how about actually doing that and stop creating various threads that are basically a version of your personal ad?  Read the FAQ section.  Especially the part about the "how many women are into ______" section.

Instead of putting up threads about your favorite fetish, start reading profiles on the other side to find folks who are into what you are into.  Read profiles and look for keywords such as "fart" or "gascat" in the text.  Then, send a polite email to the human being who wrote the profile.

You already got a thread pulled from this section last week for this kind of thing.  How quickly do you think repeating this is going to annoy the women here?



Thanks for stating directly what In was suggesting, LP.  And in a pretty colored font too.

Which speaks to me 'cause I kinda have a font fetish... [8D]



Arswine -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 9:09:57 AM)

quote:

Which speaks to me 'cause I kinda have a font fetish...
I have a Maytag fetish [X(]



mnottertail -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 9:15:23 AM)

I lost mine after Jessie White cakked.

That WKRP in Cinncinnati guy just didn't blow my dress up.

Ron(ne)



ElanSubdued -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 10:08:50 AM)

quote:

iluvgassygirls:
Hi my name is matt I'm 24 and I was wondering if any mistress has ever had to deal with a fart fetish?


Oh.  Another "handle-with-kink" and thread with... surprise... the same kink.  I'll borrow GreedyTop's inimitable, multipurpose reply for these types of situations: *yawn*.  'Cause when I read this kind of drivel, i haz a sad. :-)

Right.  Time to go on a morning run.  Where I live, 'tis a beautiful, sunny, spring day.

E.



Arturas -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 10:11:58 AM)

This thread stinks.

But before I go, do you intend to light her fart and see how high she jumps? Now that is some seriously good fetish.



ElanSubdued -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 10:15:57 AM)

DarkSteven,

quote:

DarkSteven to LadyPact:
Which speaks to me 'cause I kinda have a font fetish... [8D]


Are you sure it's the font?  LP could type in any font and she'd still be divine fetish.  (Caveat:  clearly I'm not her type though.  I like my eyeballs intact.  Well, and the other "balls" too. )

Elan.



ElanSubdued -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 10:17:25 AM)

Arturas,

quote:

But before I go, do you intend to light her fart and see how high she jumps?  Now that is some seriously good fetish.


Oh fuck.  Never has the phrase "don't feed the trolls" been more applicable. :-)

E.



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