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A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:20:00 AM

DarkSteven

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It is a well known fact that all wimmins care about is our cocks. That explains all the effort we men put into sending them pictures that show them the little, er, I mean big, fellas.

This thread is for us to preen about our cocks, and boldly proclaim how big they are and thereby declare our masculinity. Failure to exaggerate will make you look like a weenie. In more senses than one.

I''l go first.

My cock is so big that it has its own zip code.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:28:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

A men only thread

posting here.

sue me.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:36:41 AM

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The only proof accepted is a picture showing the scars from the number of times it got 'zipped'!

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:47:38 AM

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I have a penis.

It lives in a jar in my study.

It's a HUGE jar...and there are goldfish too.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:49:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

The only proof accepted is a picture showing the scars from the number of times it got 'zipped'!

sucks when the menz confuse it with the zipper tab, doesnt it?

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:50:37 AM

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Pics or it didn't happen!!

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:50:48 AM

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So Stevie...how's the Men Only thread working for ya?

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:52:35 AM

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Damn. I never knew there were so many transsexuals here on collarme.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:57:47 AM

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Be nice now ... making sure your thread didn't die without a response of two.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:58:22 AM

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I'm posting here so I can skip around then flounce out, with attitude.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 6:59:35 AM

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quote:

This thread is for us to preen about our cocks

so when ya gonna start?

oh...hang on.

k...i am now prepared...

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:01:12 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I'm posting here so I can skip around then flounce out, with attitude.

our flouncin' floozy with the 'tude

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:05:13 AM

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Mine's not big enough to reach the back, but it does bang the hell out of the sides.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:31:22 AM

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I'm just gonna say... there's a reason you hear a "THUD" every time I unzip my pants

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:32:32 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: YSG

I'm just gonna say... there's a reason you hear a "THUD" every time I unzip my pants

socks fall out?

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:35:04 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I have a penis.

My cats also have three

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:37:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: YSG

I'm just gonna say... there's a reason you hear a "THUD" every time I unzip my pants

socks fall out?

*LMAO!!!!!!!!!!*

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:38:37 AM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I'm posting here so I can skip around then flounce out, with attitude.

our flouncin' floozy with the 'tude

*beams*

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:55:33 AM

Muttling

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Oh lord, they're taking over a MAN thread. Next thing you know, they'll want us to install a seat on this thread's toilet so they can gripe about us leaving up.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 7:59:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling
Next thing you know, they'll want us to install a seat on this thread's toilet so they can gripe about us leaving up.

Nah, there are other threads where you can leave such disposable waste

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