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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/19/2011 8:00:56 PM   
Rochsub2009


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I think PB&J is really sexy.  It is one of my favorite kinks.  I like to eat PB&J while wearing panties.

Do you use hard, fast strokes when you spread your peanut butter, or do you use slow, deep strokes?

Do you lick your PB&J first, or do you just bite right into it?

Do you lick the entire face of the bread, or do you just lick a certain spot?  

When you lick your bread, does it make the bread wet? 

Do you use jelly from a squeeze bottle so you can squirt it all over the face of the bread?

Do you make the bread beg for your jelly before you squirt it?

Please write explicit details of your peanut butter and jelly exploits so I can wank....errrrrr, I mean "learn" about PB&J.

BTW, I think I'll post a few unsolicited pictures of my long, hard peanut butter knife.

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/19/2011 8:18:36 PM   
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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/19/2011 8:26:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		expand your horizons a little...try crunchy pb and honey on a cinnamon raisin bagel and a cup of tea...crunchy, creamy, chewy, hot and steamy. the perfect way to start the day.

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/19/2011 9:43:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Peanut butter and light Karo syrup mixed. Spread on toasted bread. Yum.

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/19/2011 9:55:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: peachgirl

expand your horizons a little...try crunchy pb and honey on a cinnamon raisin bagel and a cup of tea...crunchy, creamy, chewy, hot and steamy. the perfect way to start the day.


you are one kinky bitch

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/19/2011 10:00:00 PM   
subbisherri


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Status: offline 		Totally agree with dcnovice: how can you possibly have a proper PB&J debate without discussing the merits of chunky vs smooth PB? And should the J be jam or jelly?

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/19/2011 10:06:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		People..People..People..Cant we all just get along!! Not to be one to defy Sir Skippy, but when it comes to the tasty goodness that is PB&J, there can be no wrong! Creamy lovers...chunky lovers...I implore you!!!

PB&J
Fluffernutters
PB&N (Nuttella)
And the ever tasty, only get it when you've been REALLY good, PB&J with Banana!!!

Kudos to Peachgirl on the crunchy pb and honey on a cinnamon raisin bagel. I'll have to try that!

Thats my story and Im sticking to it!!

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/19/2011 10:53:33 PM   
SailingBum


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Status: offline 		As something of a peanut butter kinda guy. If you don't eat fresh peanut butter <not that store bought crap> on cinnamon raisin bread or muffin you have not experienced life to the fullest.

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 1:32:09 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: salemartist

First let me say I have been doing this for years and the peanut butter sandwich community recognises me as a Master. Anyone not making their peanut butter sandwiches this way is certainly doing it wrong. There is only one proper way and its my way:

First the bread must be white bread, Preferably Wonder brand, slightly toasted.

Jelly must be strawberry, and applied very thin to one slice of bread.

next rinse the knife, for Gods sake, we cant be too careful in this day and age, dipping your knife in peanut butter while it still has jelly on it can lead to complications, a good anti-bacterial is recommended.

next youll want to plunge the knife into the peanut butter and twist it to make a 'scoop' about the size of a golf ball or a bit larger, spread the peanut butter or PB across the center of the bread, evenly, then while using caution spread the PB top to bottom, as evenly as possible across the entire slice.

press the two slices of bread firmly together, and cut down the center, do not trim the crust or cut diagnally.

Making a PB&J is serious business and should not be done by an ametuer without the proper training, I know this because I am a Master.

You may call me Sir Skippy



First of all, let me assure you of my qualifications for addressing this subject by mentioning that I spent 36 years living in the USA and therefore do not suffer any British inferiority on the subject of peanut butter or the relative merists of Jif and Skippy.

Secondly, let me congratulate you on your mastery of the horizontal slice. This is, of course,a  key skill in the mastery of PB&J.

However, I must prtest the limitation of strawberry jam. It is, in fact, equally proper to use grape, as long as it is Welsh's. In this case, large chunks of jelly are entirely appropriate.

For those witha  real kinky streak, jelly can be substituted with sliced banana. It's still fruit dammit, it's twoo.


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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 3:45:53 AM   
Kana


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Status: offline 		Uuuugggghhhh-PB&J=Grossness incarnate.

By civilized. Eat something that demands a fork :-)


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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 4:39:31 AM   
salemartist


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Status: offline 		For those of you who haven't got it yet, the sandwich is a metaphor. There IS no wrong way to do PB&J, and only you are the Master of your own sandwich. Now substitute the variety of ways to eat penut butter with any personal kink you might have, and you will realize how foolish we all look argueing over who is a Master and who's way is the right way.



quote:

ORIGINAL: SirTyson

People..People..People..Cant we all just get along!! Not to be one to defy Sir Skippy, but when it comes to the tasty goodness that is PB&J, there can be no wrong! Creamy lovers...chunky lovers...I implore you!!!

PB&J
Fluffernutters
PB&N (Nuttella)
And the ever tasty, only get it when you've been REALLY good, PB&J with Banana!!!

Kudos to Peachgirl on the crunchy pb and honey on a cinnamon raisin bagel. I'll have to try that!



Im glad everyone wo partisipated seemingly got the metaphor and enjoyed the exersize. I am shocked an admin did move the post to some oof topic / humor area. The heading mentions peanut butter but if you read it right, its very much, on topic.

We now return you to your regulary scheduled kink and bdsm topics.

Sincerly,
Captain Crunchy

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 5:31:28 AM   
SirTyson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: salemartist

For those of you who haven't got it yet, the sandwich is a metaphor. There IS no wrong way to do PB&J, and only you are the Master of your own sandwich. Now substitute the variety of ways to eat penut butter with any personal kink you might have, and you will realize how foolish we all look argueing over who is a Master and who's way is the right way.



ORIGINAL: SirTyson

People..People..People..Cant we all just get along!! Not to be one to defy Sir Skippy, but when it comes to the tasty goodness that is PB&J, there can be no wrong! Creamy lovers...chunky lovers...I implore you!!!

PB&J
Fluffernutters
PB&N (Nuttella)
And the ever tasty, only get it when you've been REALLY good, PB&J with Banana!!!

Kudos to Peachgirl on the crunchy pb and honey on a cinnamon raisin bagel. I'll have to try that!



WOOHOOO!!! I WIN!! I WIN!!! LOL!!

Thats my story and Im sticking to it!!

Tyson

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 6:12:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: salemartist

For those of you who haven't got it yet, the sandwich is a metaphor. There IS no wrong way to do PB&J, and only you are the Master of your own sandwich. Now substitute the variety of ways to eat penut butter with any personal kink you might have, and you will realize how foolish we all look argueing over who is a Master and who's way is the right way.



quote:

ORIGINAL: SirTyson

People..People..People..Cant we all just get along!! Not to be one to defy Sir Skippy, but when it comes to the tasty goodness that is PB&J, there can be no wrong! Creamy lovers...chunky lovers...I implore you!!!

PB&J
Fluffernutters
PB&N (Nuttella)
And the ever tasty, only get it when you've been REALLY good, PB&J with Banana!!!

Kudos to Peachgirl on the crunchy pb and honey on a cinnamon raisin bagel. I'll have to try that!



Im glad everyone wo partisipated seemingly got the metaphor and enjoyed the exersize. I am shocked an admin did move the post to some oof topic / humor area. The heading mentions peanut butter but if you read it right, its very much, on topic.

We now return you to your regulary scheduled kink and bdsm topics.

Sincerly,
Captain Crunchy



What what WHAT?  You are not really a Master!?  Now you are called Captain Crunchy?!  WTF!  FAKE!  SCAMMER!  I bet you're really a dude...


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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 6:53:10 AM   
Hotch


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Status: offline 		PB&J is just plain silly. Anyone who seriously considers themselves a "Master" of PB&J obviously doesn't have a good grasp on reality and prefers to live their life in some strange fantasy world. The only TRUE sandwich is of course the BLT, of which I am THE Master.

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 7:11:41 AM   
Kana


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hotch

PB&J is just plain silly. Anyone who seriously considers themselves a "Master" of PB&J obviously doesn't have a good grasp on reality and prefers to live their life in some strange fantasy world. The only TRUE sandwich is of course the BLT, of which I am THE Master.


You go on and Master that BLT. Me, I'm gonna Master a sub.


*Chortles*
Maybe it'll make me a Hero.


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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 7:15:29 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hotch

PB&J is just plain silly. Anyone who seriously considers themselves a "Master" of PB&J obviously doesn't have a good grasp on reality and prefers to live their life in some strange fantasy world. The only TRUE sandwich is of course the BLT, of which I am THE Master.


You go on and Master that BLT. Me, I'm gonna Master a sub.


*Chortles*
Maybe it'll make me a Hero.




Always the witty one you are Kana...

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 7:25:08 AM   
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quote:

You go on and Master that BLT. Me, I'm gonna Master a sub.




You know what I hate? When I have two subs in front of me and I cant make up my mind which to eat first... the grilled steak or the bearded clam?

I thought I could stick one in the refrigerator and save it for later but she called that a hard limit.



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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 7:36:52 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		There is no one proper way to make a PB&J but I have noticed that nobody but me seems to know the proper way to make a peanut butter and banana sandwhich. People always slice the banana and try to arrange the slices on the bread. THIS IS WRONG, PEOPLE!

How to create the perfect peanut butter and banana sandwhich:

Ingredients:

2 slices Strohman brand potato bread (the greatest tasting bread in the world, also excellent for grilled cheese sandwhiches). [NOTE: is not glutten free]
1 banana
2 tablespoons peanut butter (creamy or crunchy depending on preference)

Preparation:

Lay bread on counter top and press down with your hand to flatten the bread.
Spread peanut butter on bread.
Peel banana and break in half, place one half of banana on each slice.
Roll up sides of bread so that each resembles a banana hot dog.
Enjoy!

For extra decadence, dribble with chocolate syrup.




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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 7:52:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		and when you need to take a break from all this sandwiche eating, but still crave your PB fix, try a smear of PB on a pretzel rod. Even better, a chocolate dipped pretzel rod... yum!!!

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RE: How to make a Peanut butter sandwich a.ka. PB&J - 4/20/2011 8:01:47 AM   
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quote:

and when you need to take a break from all this sandwiche eating, but still crave your PB fix, try a smear of PB on a pretzel rod. Even better, a chocolate dipped pretzel rod... yum!!!


Oh, yeah....

But if you really want to go for it... get some Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby.



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