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tazzygirl -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:43:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Paul Newman......... le'sigh.......


le'agree!




JoeinChicago1970 -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:44:39 PM)

as an RN you of all should know how being overweight affects the body. There are unhealthy people of all sizes, but FAT KILLS!!!!!!! I USED to be 450 lbs with a size 54 waist..... now im 210 with a 38 waist   NATURALLY, no surgery. Diet excersize and keeping it simple....




amaidiamond -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:44:41 PM)

People we shouldnt pick on this guy, he's obviously not the full ticket and seems to be on dating sites everywhere - hardly surprising he's so bitter.




hotlikeafox -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:48:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

People we shouldnt pick on this guy, he's obviously not the full ticket and seems to be on dating sites everywhere - hardly surprising he's so bitter.


I was confused by what you meant, so I googled my username and.. got nothing. A bunch of deleted accounts at places and a couple that linked me to a red headed girl.

What was your point again, chubs?




ResidentSadist -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:49:44 PM)

Dear SugarShorts*,
Congratulations on pinning yourself with so many negative stereotypes in one post that even John Warren (a noted BDSM author) dropped his politically correct public image and called you a "horny net geek". 

Apparently your forays into the land of OOTT (old, overweight twisted titties) did not meet with either your liking or theirs.  If this was a first date and the BDSM community was your new companion, I'd say you'll be getting a hand shake instead of kiss at the end of the night.  However, from this post and your exile from the chat rooms, it looks more like your date already walked out on you.  

Here at the OOTT, not everyone is into GFOF (getting freaky with old or fat).  Over half of the members you will probably never meet, or get a chance to fuck, are spry young things that have no desire for young impatient, self-centered fools like you.  If they wanted a sexually frustrated horny toad that thought people were simply another form of sex on demand, they would go to the local bar and fuck one of your many clone like constituents.

The vast majority of young female Dommes at CollarMe are not for hire.  In fact, posting as a pro, selling or promoting any business or service is a violation of the CollarMe TOS.  Only ads for pros that have slipped under the radar without being reported remain.  All others have been banned.  Only fools like you that don't read the TOS allow those pros to remain by NOT reporting them.  Then to be so asinine as to publish in a post that you are talking to these pros, not reporting them and complain about our community when it is you that won't help us keep it clean . . . well, that is just fucking hysterical . 

Only a horny net geek that doesn't research profiles and simply starts clicking on the pretty pictures with the least amount of clothing, like pay per view porn, will have your kind of luck in finding only pro Dommes.  The young lifestyle Dommes sincerely seeking a partner not employment, already know that nekked profile pics attract horny net geeks who's sex life is predominantly pay per view porn. 

One day you may mature.   When, or if that day of enlightenment comes, your perspective will change and you may discover that of the 75,000 to 100,000 daily visitors who view 150,000 to 250,000 pages at CollarMe, most of them aren't fools or pros seeking a fool's money.

Your OP is testament to the success these pay per session Dommes are having with horny nets geeks and that the old saying about a “fool and his money” is still true today.  

For that we thank you. 

Best wishes,
Kalon Eric
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*thnx for the term Holly




BitaTruble -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:50:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

I made an account here yesterday and it's already pretty much turned me off on the entire idea of bsdm.


It takes some people a life-time of searching for what they truly need to thrive. That it took you but a single day to discover BDSM is not for you leaves you years to keep searching for what will work for you. Best of luck in your search.




Phoenixpower -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:50:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub


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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

This OP so reminds me of that old saying about being better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt. I think that was A. Lincoln.


And this thread reminds me of the scenes in The Nutty Professor where the fat family sits around the dinner table.


::::::hikes up left leg so as to allow the entire stank of my compliments about lunch fill the room:::::

pppbbbthhh pppbbbthhhhh awwwwkkkkk ppbbtthh ppbbtth pbth

Ahh, better now

belchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So OP, why ya dissin the fat folks?


Mabe 'cause easter is around the corner and he is fedup of stores being filled with easter bunnys [8|]




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:50:51 PM)

But, but, what are you saying?

Are you saying a few ponies have left his corral? Or maybe that he's a few sandwiches short of the whole picnic? Not the sharpest knife in the dishwasher? Not the brightest star in the sky?






amaidiamond -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:55:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

But, but, what are you saying?

Are you saying a few ponies have left his corral? Or maybe that he's a few sandwiches short of the whole picnic? Not the sharpest knife in the dishwasher? Not the brightest star in the sky?





Exactly... One card short of a full deck....

Poor boy




tazzygirl -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:56:49 PM)

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As for chemo weight gain, I'll quote it straight out of a medical manual.

CHEMO WEIGHT GAIN

What is weight gain?

Most of us in the United States, and likely the rest of the world, are familiar with weight gain. It is very common as we age and, in most cases, is both expected and normal. However, some chemotherapy may contribute to weight gain. Weight gain after chemo may happen for a variety of reasons including:

Less activity. People tend to exercise less while taking chemotherapy.
Eating more. Some medications actually increase the appetite.
Increased fatty tissue. Some chemotherapy regimens may contain steroids. Steroids can cause fat deposits to develop (often between the shoulder blades). Some people also experience a round or full face. These side effects occur most often with long-term steroid use is expected and will go away once steroids are discontinued.

Do you notice anything? None of these are out of your control. None.


And the name of said medical manual? Im sure since you quoted it right from the source it would be easy to come up with the name.

However, your source is not a medical manual, but instead a web site, which you nit picked out what you wanted to show, and deleted what didnt agree with your debate.

http://www.chemocare.com/managing/weight_changes.asp

Such as...

What is chemo weight gain/weight loss?

Chemotherapy may directly or indirectly cause weight gain or weight loss. Slight fluctuations (a few pounds) in your weight, after chemotheraphy, either up or down, are not dangerous. However, significant chemotheraphy weight loss or weight gain may affect your health and/or your ability to tolerate your treatments.

Or...

If you have fluid retention:

•Elevate your feet as often as possible.
•Do not stand for long periods of time.
•Avoid tight clothing (shoes, girdles, etc).
•Do not cross your legs.
•Reduce your salt intake. Avoid foods such as bouillon, potato chips, tomato juice, bacon, ham, canned soups, soy sauce, and table salt, for example.
•If your swelling is severe, consider wearing Jobst stockings or TED hose.
•Weigh yourself daily.

Do not try any fad diets without discussing this with your health care provider. Some of these diets may pose risks to your health.


Now, Im sure Scott Hamilton may be your hero... But I would hardly turn to him when it comes to matters of chemotherapy and its reactions.

So, while you are in training. how about getting some training in patient care, how to treat others, and an indepth understanding of how your attitude will get you fired and sued.




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:56:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Dear SugarShorts*,
Congratulations on pinning yourself with so many negative stereotypes in one post that even John Warren (a noted BDSM author) dropped his politically correct public image and called you a "horny net geek". 

Apparently your forays into the land of OOTT (old, overweight twisted titties) did not meet with either your liking or theirs.  If this was a first date and the BDSM community was your new companion, I'd say you'll be getting a hand shake instead of kiss at the end of the night.  However, from this post and your exile from the chat rooms, it looks more like your date already walked out on you.  

Here at the OOTT, not everyone is into GFOF (getting freaky with old or fat).  Over half of the members you will probably never meet, or get a chance to fuck, are spry young things that have no desire for young impatient, self-centered fools like you.  If they wanted a sexually frustrated horny toad that thought people were simple another form of sex on demand, they would go to the local bar and fuck one of your many clone like constituents.

The vast majority of young female Dommes at CollarMe are not for hire.  In fact, posting as a pro, selling or promoting any business or service is a violation of the CollarMe TOS.  Only ads for pros that have slipped under the radar without being reported remain.  All others have been banned.  Only fools like you that don't read the TOS allow those pros to remain by NOT reporting them.  Then to be so asinine as to publish in a post that you are talking to these pros, not reporting them and complain about our community when it is you that won't help us keep it clean . . . well, that is just fucking hysterical . 

Only a horny net geek that doesn't research profiles and simply starts clicking on the pretty pictures with the least amount of clothing, like pay per view porn, will have your kind of luck in finding only pro Dommes.  The young lifestyle Dommes sincerely seeking a partner not employment, already know that nekked profile pics attract horny net geeks who's sex life is predominantly pay per view porn. 

One day you may mature.   When, or if that day of enlightenment comes, your perspective will change and you may discover that of the 75,000 to 100,000 daily visitors who view 150,000 to 250,000 pages at CollarMe, most of them aren't fools or pros seeking a fool's money.

Your OP is testament to the success these pay per session Dommes are having with horny nets geeks and that the old saying about a “fool and his money” is still true today.  

For that we thank you. 

Best wishes,
Kalon Eric
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*thnx for the term Holly



*Adores RS*




sexyred1 -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 12:58:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox


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ORIGINAL: Hotch

Let me watch needles punch you in the face (You're sub right?) and I'll pay any tribute she wants for sullying herself.

Oh what your brother firemen would do if they saw you here acting like this... And I DARE you to say they would back this asinine behavior.


We've had talks about it before. I doubt they'd like me being on a site like this in general, but they do know I feel strongly about the obesity epidemic in America. A lot of the guys here are a little on the heavy side, so it's hard for them to remain impartial, but me making fun of fatties on here would come as no surprise to them.



I am sure your Florida fire brethen would not be surprised at your behavior; after all, 10 pages have proven you are a complete twat so working side by side with you as a newbie, then must hassle you alot, so they know what kind of fool you are.

And you know what junior? You should take all your supposed "strong feelings" about the obesity epidemic and get off your fucking immature ass and go do something positive about it, like, oh I don't know, volunteer to talk to kids at school, serve food at a shelter or one of a million other positive things rather than ranting and trolling on a kink site.

I can tell you after being intimately acquainted with firefighters in NYC who are truly heroes on a daily basis, your behavior is an embarrassment, no doubt.

But then again, there are always some bad apples in every group, everywhere.




tazzygirl -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 1:01:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JoeinChicago1970

as an RN you of all should know how being overweight affects the body. There are unhealthy people of all sizes, but FAT KILLS!!!!!!! I USED to be 450 lbs with a size 54 waist..... now im 210 with a 38 waist   NATURALLY, no surgery. Diet excersize and keeping it simple....


Im assuming this is for me, since I am the only one who stated being an RN.

I do know how being overweight kills. How did you get to be 450lbs? Was that easy? Did you lose weight because you wanted too? Or was it because you got tired of being treated like a "fat kid"?

Mine was due to depression. I admit it. Went to school, studied every moment, raising a child alone, and I balloned to 410 lbs. So dont be giving yourself airs like you have done something miraculous. Im now at 220, all natural, baby. I work just as hard as the 20 somethings at my job.

No one said it was healthy. I said as an EMT his judgemental attitude was shitty as hell. Want to argue that point?




tazzygirl -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 1:04:16 PM)

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And you know what junior? You should take all your supposed "strong feelings" about the obesity epidemic and get off your fucking immature ass and go do something positive about it, like, oh I don't know, volunteer to talk to kids at school, serve food at a shelter or one of a million other positive things rather than ranting and trolling on a kink site.


No offence sexyred, but I dont want this imbecile talking to the kids... imagine!




hotlikeafox -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 1:08:38 PM)

We do talk to kids. Not specifically about eating right and staying in shape, but when we do talk to kids about fire safety we do make a point to mention that diet and staying in shape is important.




Hillwilliam -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 1:17:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JoeinChicago1970

as an RN you of all should know how being overweight affects the body. There are unhealthy people of all sizes, but FAT KILLS!!!!!!! I USED to be 450 lbs with a size 54 waist..... now im 210 with a 38 waist   NATURALLY, no surgery. Diet excersize and keeping it simple....



AWESOME job dude.




tazzygirl -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 1:18:02 PM)

That we must mean your buddies who are with you keep your talking points in line. Thats one thing to be thankful for.




Hillwilliam -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 1:22:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


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ORIGINAL: JoeinChicago1970

as an RN you of all should know how being overweight affects the body. There are unhealthy people of all sizes, but FAT KILLS!!!!!!! I USED to be 450 lbs with a size 54 waist..... now im 210 with a 38 waist   NATURALLY, no surgery. Diet excersize and keeping it simple....


Im assuming this is for me, since I am the only one who stated being an RN.

I do know how being overweight kills. How did you get to be 450lbs? Was that easy? Did you lose weight because you wanted too? Or was it because you got tired of being treated like a "fat kid"?

Mine was due to depression. I admit it. Went to school, studied every moment, raising a child alone, and I balloned to 410 lbs. So dont be giving yourself airs like you have done something miraculous. Im now at 220, all natural, baby. I work just as hard as the 20 somethings at my job.

No one said it was healthy. I said as an EMT his judgemental attitude was shitty as hell. Want to argue that point?

You too taz. I cant imagine that kind of will power for that amount of time. good job.




Arpig -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 1:25:41 PM)

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No, I have just said that this community is filled with old and fat people and that both are at health risks for their conditions.
Yeah, I'm old and fat. Guess what, I was both of those things before you were born, so as far as the health risks go, well I guess I'm holding up pretty well.
So you figure physical fitness is of extreme importance, go for it, myself I'd rather enjoy life. The human body is an amazing thing, it can survive the most mind-boggling amount of systematic abuse..I am living proof of that. You want to treat your body like a temple, that is your right, but personally I treat mine like a cheap Mexican bordello, and I am willing to bet you I have a fuck of a lot more fun in a year than you ever will.





leadership527 -> RE: This place is lol (4/20/2011 1:26:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Only a horny net geek that doesn't research profiles and simply starts clicking on the pretty pictures with the least amount of clothing, like pay per view porn, will have your kind of luck in finding only pro Dommes.

Actually, I did a quick search and in Florida and found (much to my own amazement) quite a few profiles in the 18-25 range that sounded reasonably level headed, down-to-earth, and very interested in a real relationship. All of them were slim to very slim (I think I set it at 140lbs but most were in the 120's). Most of them were pretty "hawt" by any reasonable definition. What's intuitively obvious though is that not a single one of these women would be even remotely interested in a guy who uses the word "fatties" in a sentence.




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