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You too taz. I cant imagine that kind of will power for that amount of time. good job

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Dear SugarShorts*,
Congratulations on pinning yourself with so many negative stereotypes in one post that even John Warren (a noted BDSM author) dropped his politically correct public image and called you a "horny net geek". 

Apparently your forays into the land of OOTT (old, overweight twisted titties) did not meet with either your liking or theirs.  If this was a first date and the BDSM community was your new companion, I'd say you'll be getting a hand shake instead of kiss at the end of the night.  However, from this post and your exile from the chat rooms, it looks more like your date already walked out on you.  

Here at the OOTT, not everyone is into GFOF (getting freaky with old or fat).  Over half of the members you will probably never meet, or get a chance to fuck, are spry young things that have no desire for young impatient, self-centered fools like you.  If they wanted a sexually frustrated horny toad that thought people were simple another form of sex on demand, they would go to the local bar and fuck one of your many clone like constituents.

The vast majority of young female Dommes at CollarMe are not for hire.  In fact, posting as a pro, selling or promoting any business or service is a violation of the CollarMe TOS.  Only ads for pros that have slipped under the radar without being reported remain.  All others have been banned.  Only fools like you that don't read the TOS allow those pros to remain by NOT reporting them.  Then to be so asinine as to publish in a post that you are talking to these pros, not reporting them and complain about our community when it is you that won't help us keep it clean . . . well, that is just fucking hysterical . 

Only a horny net geek that doesn't research profiles and simply starts clicking on the pretty pictures with the least amount of clothing, like pay per view porn, will have your kind of luck in finding only pro Dommes.  The young lifestyle Dommes sincerely seeking a partner not employment, already know that nekked profile pics attract horny net geeks who's sex life is predominantly pay per view porn. 

One day you may mature.   When, or if that day of enlightenment comes, your perspective will change and you may discover that of the 75,000 to 100,000 daily visitors who view 150,000 to 250,000 pages at CollarMe, most of them aren't fools or pros seeking a fool's money.

Your OP is testament to the success these pay per session Dommes are having with horny nets geeks and that the old saying about a “fool and his money” is still true today.  

For that we thank you. 

Best wishes,
Kalon Eric
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*thnx for the term Holly

*Adores RS*

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ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

Leadership you raise a very fair point... one of my dear Dom friends is in FL is in his 30's and overweight and yet never seems to have an issue finding play partners in their early 20s, ranging from very slim to very curvy
Makes me think that the OP isnt getting any because he's a douch, not because theres none to be got..

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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis


*Adores RS*

Adores you back.
Wanna GFOF baby? 

[sm=sm.gif]that's the way uh huh, uh huh . . . I like it <song>

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This has been the most entertaining thread! It just goes to prove that just because you are young and slim that life isn't all good for you. After all, i'm old and fat and i have had (and have) two wonderful masters in my life, that appear to love me just the way i am - old and fat. They must be myopic - because i'm sure their love had nothing to do with my personality or nature. ...... silly them!

Life (and sex) is better after 50!

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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

This has been the most entertaining thread! It just goes to prove that just because you are young and slim that life isn't all good for you. After all, i'm old and fat and i have had (and have) two wonderful masters in my life, that appear to love me just the way i am - old and fat. They must be myopic - because i'm sure their love had nothing to do with my personality or nature. ...... silly them!

Life (and sex) is better after 50!

It has been entertaining... and if life and sex is better after 50 I look forward to aging disgracefully, its pretty damn sweet now so what it will be when older is utopia hehe

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I said there is no medical condition that causes you to be fat.

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

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Also, I never said there are no medical conditions that cause weight gain. I said there is no excuse to be fat, and that includes medical illness.

So you are saying that you didn't post this...

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

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As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

Maybe a few memory exercises would help in addition to those biology classes[8|]

Read my quote. I said there is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. They accused me of saying there is no condition that causes weight gain, which I never claimed. Try and keep up.

you are contradicting yourself. there are loads of medical conditions that cause weight gain. get your facts right because as i keep saying; you are spouting rubbish. you do not know what you are talking about! i have already told you that my medical condition caused my weight gain. something you seem to keep ignoring. us older people know more than you, especially those of us who have lived through it.

either get your facts right or shut up.

Can you not read? I have said more than once now that some conditions DO cause weight gain, but that is no excuse to be fat. It just means you need to work that much harder.

Quit making excuses.

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

I always love when people who know nothing about me other than what I have told them claim to have a better life than me, especially arbitrarily assuming my life is bad for some reason. Even more so coming from a fatty who can't even do simple exercises.

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but me making fun of fatties on here would come as no surprise to them.

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I said as an EMT his judgemental attitude was shitty as hell.

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Admit it........you were Googling 'Sense and Sensibility', trying to figure it out.

Although, I would advise you instead, Google how to rotate a photo. It would assist in your attempt at appearing you have half a clue.

And we have a winner. Where is Sunny? I think that might qualify for her quote of the day today.

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I said as an EMT his judgemental attitude was shitty as hell.

I believe his claim is "fire fighter". I know he mentioned running into burning buildings and EMT's don't do that. At least not in Michigan. Of course EMT's do have to take basic disease classes along with the fire fighters so I don't really buy that he does either. But I just thought I should point that out. Oh and I agree, the attitude really sucks.

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

<<snip>>
As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder