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Right Job for the Right Person - 4/20/2011 3:37:03 PM

StrongSpirit

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Sadist: Deep Tissue Masseuse (Note, Dentist etc. don't count - the payer does not want the pain. But when you get a Deep Tissue Massage, you want the pain.)
Masochist: Golf ball retriever at a range (expect to get hit by balls)
Exhibitionist: Stripper
Voyeur: Camera man for porn movie
Dominant: Judge
Submissive: Maid
Bestiality: Fertility expert for animals (i.e. gets semen from prize horses, pigs, bulls, etc.)

Add to the fun - list your favourite kink/job combo.

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/20/2011 3:40:03 PM

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Sadist-Dentist, physical therapist

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/20/2011 8:16:42 PM

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Sadist-------Wrestling coach (not that I would know or anything)

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/20/2011 10:28:06 PM

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"(i.e. gets semen from prize horses, pigs, bulls, etc.) "

Just what do you mean by "gets" semen ?

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/20/2011 10:34:57 PM

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Sadist- Ink slinger(tattoo artist) or piercer.

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/20/2011 10:37:43 PM

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I think tattoos would be too itchy. Someone would have to tie me down or something. Just leave my beer hand free.

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 9:48:55 AM

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Bestiality: Build-A-Bear Workshop employee

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 9:52:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

I think tattoos would be too itchy. Someone would have to tie me down or something. Just leave my beer hand free.

T^T

Sadly you have to be sober for it. I learned that the hard way.

ummmmm.....

Dominant: COP

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 9:54:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

"(i.e. gets semen from prize horses, pigs, bulls, etc.) "

Just what do you mean by "gets" semen ?

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Thats easy....you literally have to milk the animal for their semen so that you can artificially inseminate a cow, mare, sow etc. I've done it before.

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 10:26:12 AM

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This job would also work for a furry.

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 1:59:34 PM

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Dominant: Maestro
Submissive: Orchestra
Voyeur: Stage Crew

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 2:11:20 PM

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Gets a beer bong.*look no hands* Ties Term down. Gets the gun....wait this could lead to bad things.

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 2:15:26 PM

LanceHughes

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Male Gay Leather Dominant - Dress Designer / Chef / Interior Designer

Male Gay Leather Submissive - Dress Salesman / Kitchen slut, waiter / delivers furniture, paints walls

Gay vanilla folk (that's a "kink," isn't it?) - Wear dresses / Dines out / Gives up trying to match mauve drapes and calls his "friend," the interior designer, but is worried that the "price" might be a repeat of that bondage scene that, well.... after all,.... wasn't that "bad." Actually, it was kinda "interesting." Yeah, we'll go with "interesting."

Leather Dyke Dominant AND Submissive - Best carpenters / plumbers, etc. you'll ever hope to find. (Oh, yeah... They can be found. At Home Depot - usually in wood or plumbing - rarely in electrical.)

Electric play: electricians? NOT! They're too aware of possible damage. Amatuer Ham radio operators, grown-up kids that stuck the fork in the outlet - provided they survived, and geeks STILL Attempting to get that old TRS-80 to work.

Wax play: Priests (stealing votive candles, the cheap bastards.)

Paddles: frustrated ping-pong players that couldn't win against their younger sister to save my soul. (Er,.... um,..... I mean to save THEIR souls.)

Topping while wearing a mask - Zorro wannabes
Being "done' by a Zorro wannabe - the daughter of the rich, evil hancienda owner.

Needle play - acupuncturists with too much time on their hands.

Blood sports? Lab workers, taking your blood, dropping a test-tube and saying, "Oops! Sorry about that. Let's see your other vein."

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 2:58:21 PM

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Masochist - School Teacher

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 6:33:34 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

Masochist - School Teacher

Or sadist.

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RE: Right Job for the Right Person - 4/21/2011 6:49:22 PM

StrongSpirit

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I like the needle play = acupuncture. Though hand done tattoo artist also works.

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