I Had a Dream.

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

I Had a Dream.

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> I Had a Dream.

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

I Had a Dream. - 4/21/2011 7:28:01 AM

Marc2b

Posts: 6660
Joined: 8/7/2006
Status: offline

Last night I had a dream. God appeared before me and revealed the secret to universal peace and prosperity. It was so simple! All I had to do was tell a few people and the word would spread quickly! No more war! No more hunger! Hatred would be a thing of the past. We would all live long and fulfilling lives in an earthly paradise of love and beauty.

Unfortunately… as I was doing the sleepy man’s plod to the shower… I started thinking about a piece of leftover cheesecake I had in the fridge and whether it was still good enough to have for breakfast… and I forgot what God told me in the dream.

Sorry about that, folks.

(If it is any consolation… the cheese cake was delicious.)

_____________________________

Do you know what the most awesome thing about being an Atheist is? You're not required to hate anybody!

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: I Had a Dream. - 4/21/2011 7:58:02 AM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

cheesecake..

yummmm

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to Marc2b)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: I Had a Dream. - 4/21/2011 8:59:13 AM

joeleyre

Posts: 69
Joined: 10/17/2010
From: Kansas
Status: offline

Maybe cheesecake was the answer? I would test that theory if I liked cheesecake.

_____________________________

"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."
-Groucho Marx

(in reply to GreedyTop)

Profile

Post #: 3