windchymes
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As I Mature.....
-I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. You can can only stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
-I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
-I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
-I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better have huge boobs or a big willy.
-I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are more screwed up than you think.
-I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
-I've learned that we are responsible for our own actions unless we are celebrities.
-I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to replace it!
-I've learned that 99% of the time when something in your home doesn't work, one of your kids did it.
-I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken too soon, and all the less-important ones just never go away.
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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.
Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.
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