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A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 12:48:35 PM   
wulfenstraat


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Status: offline 		A woman should “knee” a man in the balls to show absolute disrespect for him, if he is such an egregious member of the opposite sex.  She attacks him right at the source.  And a man, likewise affronted, should “punch” a woman in the lobes, right at the source.  I said punch, not slap.  I’m not saying that I’ve ever done this, but I could understand if a man gave this as his reason.

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 12:49:44 PM   
wulfenstraat


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Status: offline 		Brain lobes?  Mammary lobes?  Ovarian lobes?

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 12:51:55 PM   
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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 12:53:54 PM   
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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 12:54:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Knee a man for being male in his male area ?

Punch a woman for being female in her lobes ?

Express a distaste for a certain gender by physically assulting their sexual body parts ?

Why ?

What about therapy and perhaps some medications ?



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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 12:58:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		You're right, Cali.  When these assholes get kneed in the groin, they should have those women arrested for assault.  After all, for whatever reason incited it, a woman doing this is committing assault and battery.  Just as we should prosecute men for punching a woman in the lobes, we should prosecute women for kneeing a man in the balls.  Then, we could sit in the jury and listen to what she did which was so aggressive and disrespectful that a man would be forced to resort to a physical response.

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 12:59:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		If a woman knees a man in his testicles, there's generally a reason for it. Also, I can't think of a lot of men who are capable of doing anything in return once in the fetal position.

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 1:01:17 PM   
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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 1:13:38 PM   
littlewonder


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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 2:50:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yup.  He does such a fine job of it, too.  Must be a slow day.

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 2:53:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

gotta love this guy for at least trying once again to get a rise out of everyone.


It's the wimmins that get a rise out of me...


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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 2:55:10 PM   
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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 3:20:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: wulfenstraat

A woman should “knee” a man in the balls to show absolute disrespect for him, if he is such an egregious member of the opposite sex.  She attacks him right at the source.  And a man, likewise affronted, should “punch” a woman in the lobes, right at the source.  I said punch, not slap.  I’m not saying that I’ve ever done this, but I could understand if a man gave this as his reason.



WTF????


Grow up, sweetie. BDSM is not about taking out your personal neurosis on the other gender. Get thee to a head shrink. You have issues that need addressing.


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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 3:25:00 PM   
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(had you not done the quote thing I never would have seen this)

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 4:43:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Can anyone say "Wank fodder"?

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 4:45:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Can anyone say "Wank fodder"?


I can.  Can you say 'displacement association"?  BTW, wank fodder is defined this way in the Urban dictionary:  1. wank fodder /align] Someone very attractive, that implies they are masturbated over.That chick is some SERIOUS wank fodder. by Barney Boo Feb 5, 2005

So, thanks for the compliment, if you're a woman.  If you're a man, fuck you.



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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 5:09:46 PM   
outhere69


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Status: offline 		Yeah, well, the urban dictionary doesn't cover the local definition of wank fodder.  Use the search function here and you'll get the idea.

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 5:16:19 PM   
sunshinemiss


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wank verb \ˈwaŋk\
Definition of WANK
intransitive verb
chiefly British usually vulgar
: masturbate



fod·der noun \ˈfä-dər\
Definition of FODDER
1: something fed to domestic animals; especially : coarse food for cattle, horses, or sheep
2: inferior or readily available material used to supply a heavy demand <fodder for tabloids>



So, in essence... wank fodder is something fed to animals so they can masturbate. Wow. I think that is the general usage by people who use reliable reference material.

I know, I know... the whole hot teacher / librarian thing ... What can I say? Even I succumb to the idiocy and supply wank (masturbation) fodder (food) at times.

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 5:20:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I enjoy blindfolding a woman, paddling her pussy until it is red and engorged, then punching an ice pack hard against her lobes.

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RE: A Punch in the Lobes - 4/30/2011 5:22:15 PM   
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