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Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass?


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Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 5:11:39 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 5:17:30 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 5:22:30 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 5:23:27 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 5:26:10 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 5:48:32 PM   
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Anyway can push a tic tac in the ass but it requires you to take the whole box

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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 5:51:14 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 5:57:35 PM   
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HAs anyone tried it yet?


Not me, and not a cinnamon one, but yes, I know someone who used to do this.

She was farting up a storm at work and was afraid of getting fired; she worked in a small store and some of the customers would walk into the area where she had just cut loose...and they would bolt out of the store.  Using those chloraphyll (sp?) pills that reduce stink from urine and bm didn't do anything for the stench from gas, nor did the volume get reduced by OTC gas meds.

So I had her make a food and snack (drinks included) diary, and through eliminating one thing from her diet for four days and then letting her have it on the fifth found out that she had a bowel intolerance...for coffee.  I had her switch to a coffee substitute and she stopped with the Tic Tacs. 
 
She was doing the Tic Tac thing daily for about a year before I found out, and experienced no side effects.  I never asked her if it burned or how badly.  From what I can remember, mom used to put one spearmint Tic Tac up her arse about an hour before going to work and it would "clean her out" AND her farts that day were indeed "a clean, fresh explosion of mint." 

We would go into gales of laughter while singing that jingle in the car.   See, after work, sometimes she would want me to drive her to the mall so...she would insert a second one for the trip.  Every time she farted, my little boy would start singing...

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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:00:12 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:06:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CynthiaWVirginia

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

HAs anyone tried it yet?


Not me, and not a cinnamon one, but yes, I know someone who used to do this.

She was farting up a storm at work and was afraid of getting fired; she worked in a small store and some of the customers would walk into the area where she had just cut loose...and they would bolt out of the store.  Using those chloraphyll (sp?) pills that reduce stink from urine and bm didn't do anything for the stench from gas, nor did the volume get reduced by OTC gas meds.

So I had her make a food and snack (drinks included) diary, and through eliminating one thing from her diet for four days and then letting her have it on the fifth found out that she had a bowel intolerance...for coffee.  I had her switch to a coffee substitute and she stopped with the Tic Tacs. 
 
She was doing the Tic Tac thing daily for about a year before I found out, and experienced no side effects.  I never asked her if it burned or how badly.  From what I can remember, mom used to put one spearmint Tic Tac up her arse about an hour before going to work and it would "clean her out" AND her farts that day were indeed "a clean, fresh explosion of mint." 

We would go into gales of laughter while singing that jingle in the car.   See, after work, sometimes she would want me to drive her to the mall so...she would insert a second one for the trip.  Every time she farted, my little boy would start singing...





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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:13:00 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:18:38 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:19:35 PM   
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No, it would be very pissed off.


This was going to be my reply.

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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:20:28 PM   
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Cynthia, that's gotta be one of the best stories i've ever heard.

pam


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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:22:37 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:24:52 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 6:25:57 PM   
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Back when I was on alot of meds that did dry mouth-- I stocked up on tic tacs.   But now I don't eat them any more.   The sweetener in them can not be good-- it is an exitotoxin- tho bugs will never get into that candy.  SO I am avoiding that particular additive. 

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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 8:19:27 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 10:13:34 PM   
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RE: Would a red tic tac feel good in my ass? - 5/1/2011 10:18:16 PM   
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