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soul2share -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:18:37 PM)

I knew it....I just knew some(smartass)one couldn't stop themselves!!!!!!!  Shame on you!!!!  And I have cookies....but no cookies for Wyld!

Sorry, NS.....I guess I need to work on my begging skills.......



heartcream -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:22:11 PM)

I saw this post scroll across the top and the first thing I thought was NS did this thread! Good call!



WyldHrt -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:23:01 PM)

Oh c'mon, Soul. It was just a little (freaking huge) black widow. If it makes you feel any better, she did not survive long after the pic was taken.

SmartassWyld



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:23:35 PM)

@Soul2Share

CUTEST FUCKING CATS EVER.  Okay, now that I have that out of the way I like you.  I want to say something very mean to you and totally ruin your day, but I can't.  You're too lovable.  I wouldn't even want to have sexual relations with you since you're so cute.  I know you're like, a gajillion years older, but...oh damn, did I just?  I'm only ribbing you, you're alright as Rodney Dangerfield would say.  Yes, I accept your arachnid genocide tour.

You get 8 kittens on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.

@BurntKitty

I actually like a lot of your posts.  You have a nice little slice of wit to those no-good punks that we call newcomers.  You should post on more subjects/topics since I don't see you involving yourself in much else other than that forum.  I swear to God, I think you play tennis.  Do you play tennis?  If so, we should totally play tennis and you could totally hit my b- sorry, inappropriate.

You get 7 tennis balls TO THE FACE on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.



myotherself -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:26:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Oh c'mon, Soul. It was just a little (freaking huge) black widow. If it makes you feel any better, she did not survive long after the pic was taken.

SmartassWyld



Did you eat it?

Did the huge furry legs wiggle and tickle as it slipped down your throat into your stomach, where its frenzied death throes made you burp slightly as acid met spider?

You DO know that it could have laid eggs in your stomach and in a few days time, while you're sleeping, they will hatch and stream out of your unconscious body in their thousands, using every available orifice, now with a taste for human flesh?

.....or did you just stamp on it?



MoxieRed -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:29:47 PM)

OOH! OOH! DO ME!!

I had a different name for a number of years with loads of posts. I'm not sure I've ever posted on the forums under this name.

Do your worst based on a pic or two and some randomly strung-together words ;)



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:31:01 PM)

@WyldHrt

Okay, you're a bitch.  I had this nice thing prepared to say to you, giving you praise on everything you've done in life, admitting that I am physically attracted to you, and prepared myself to write a cheque for you to come to Toronto but you ruined it all.  You posted a spider picture, I hate you, die.  Okay, I don't hate you nor want you to die, but I hope you cry when cutting an onion. 

You get NOTHING.  NOTHING.  NO LOVE.  NO PROPS.  GET OUTTA HERE.

@Heartcream

I have this vision in my head that you are a Southern belle with a nice bonnet and you say, "What in tarnation!" a lot.  I have probably prepared myself for disappointment, but that is okay.  You still strike me as classy.  You should be a little bit more of a bitch though.  Not like WYLDHRT-OH-I-POST-SPIDER-PICTURES up there, but more like..."Hey, you have chlamydia."   Do you feel me?

You get 7 heart-attacks because if you rub cream on your heart you are probably bleeding to death on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.



WyldHrt -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:32:41 PM)

I admit it... I ate it and it was gooood. [:D]

Seriously, I do not normally kill anything if I'm not going to eat it, but a widow so big that the body is purple, found in a place at work where I put my hands every day, doesn't get a pass.



MoxieRed -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:34:30 PM)

Spiders deserve to die. Perhaps because I'm on the third floor and it's getting warmer, but I've had many a spider-killing safari. Of course, they usually involve me running around my apartment screaming OH JESUS and crying, but I still win. [:D]



soul2share -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:34:59 PM)

GAJILLION???????  Just for that, GO TO YOUR ROOM!  (In my very best "MOM" voice!)

And Wyld, since you did say that's one less spider in the world, you can have a cookie after all.

And on a related point, how come no one ever posts pics of SQUASHED spiders?  Now that's a spidey pic I can get behind!



WyldHrt -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:35:04 PM)

quote:

Okay, you're a bitch.  I had this nice thing prepared to say to you, giving you praise on everything you've done in life, admitting that I am physically attracted to you, and prepared myself to write a cheque for you to come to Toronto but you ruined it all.  You posted a spider picture, I hate you, die.  Okay, I don't hate you nor want you to die, but I hope you cry when cutting an onion. 

You get NOTHING.  NOTHING.  NO LOVE.  NO PROPS.  GET OUTTA HERE.

Mission accomplished. [:D]
BTW, you are a very bad liar. [8D]



soul2share -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:37:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself
quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
Oh c'mon, Soul. It was just a little (freaking huge) black widow. If it makes you feel any better, she did not survive long after the pic was taken.
SmartassWyld

Did you eat it?
Did the huge furry legs wiggle and tickle as it slipped down your throat into your stomach, where its frenzied death throes made you burp slightly as acid met spider?
You DO know that it could have laid eggs in your stomach and in a few days time, while you're sleeping, they will hatch and stream out of your unconscious body in their thousands, using every available orifice, now with a taste for human flesh?
.....or did you just stamp on it?


Yanno, fuzzybutt....you are so wrong!!!!!  Now I'm up for the night with this God-awful mental pic of your entire post.......

Adds the fuzzybutt to the list of ebil spidey people!!!!!  [>:]



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:37:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MoxieRed

Spiders deserve to die. Perhaps because I'm on the third floor and it's getting warmer, but I've had many a spider-killing safari. Of course, they usually involve me running around my apartment screaming OH JESUS and crying, but I still win. [:D]


It's kind of shameful to admit since I'm the apex predator... but I can completely relate to that.

I also shivered and wept at the picture of the black widow. Terrible creatures.



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:39:13 PM)

@Myotherself

You're the bunny broad, right?  Yeah, you are.  I see you... with your little mitosis going on... your little pancake on head shenanigans... yeah I know.  Oh, the Stalker knows you really well!  I don't like rabbits.  You know why?  I will tell you why.  I went to France to visit my mother's relatives when I was ten and they had a pet rabbit and it bit my hand.  Do you know the tears that were shed?  I was a young, innocent, pure, loving, cute boy and YOUR kind did this to me.  I got no apology all I got was a "cute bunny snarl."  I had my vengeance though, as that rabbit was dinner later that week.  HAHAHAHA.

You get 5 monkey-paws so you may wish to become a better animal on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomenss.

@MoxieRoxie

I know your name is MoxieRed, but I like this one more.  Makes you look like your name is Roxy, and you got moxy!  Get it?  I did.  So you're right, I have no idea who you are.  I don't know what you do.  I don't know who you know.  You came from the left-field.  You told me to do my worst, so I shall...now brace yourself.  Ready?  Okay...I'll tell you how I feel about you...oh yeah, yes I will...but you gotta CMail me for the rest.  Haha, scammed. 

You get 8 roses because I am vain on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.





WyldHrt -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:40:55 PM)

quote:

And Wyld, since you did say that's one less spider in the world, you can have a cookie after all.

And on a related point, how come no one ever posts pics of SQUASHED spiders?  Now that's a spidey pic I can get behind!

Checks cookie for squashed spiders.
Yay! [:)]



WyldHrt -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:42:54 PM)

quote:

It's kind of shameful to admit since I'm the apex predator... but I can completely relate to that.

My leopard gecko is badder than you. [:D]



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:44:38 PM)

@TheRaptorJesus

What can I say?  He's Jesus, but in reptilian form.  That is pretty cool.  Probably one of the few posters I agree with on most things when they chime in.  I demand you post more.  Tell us about your day.  Start a blog.  Rant about Jeff Goldblum.  Kill that annoying Timmy punk.  YouTube a video of you unboxing some merchandise.

You get 10,000 YTMND's named after you on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.



SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:46:30 PM)

Alrightie... Give it to me straight! M



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:51:17 PM)

@SexyBossyBBW

You're a sweetie-pie!  Sorry to sound effeminate, but it is true.  I remember you once messaged me apologizing if you hurt my feelings on a particular post you made.  Of course you don't know that I am actually a Terminator robot that could not use MapQuest and thus, have no emotion, it was a kind gesture.  You strike me as a shy type.  Shy is sexy.

You get 8 HUGZ on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/3/2011 11:51:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

@TheRaptorJesus

What can I say?  He's Jesus, but in reptilian form.  That is pretty cool.  Probably one of the few posters I agree with on most things when they chime in.  I demand you post more. 


I knew I liked the cut of your jib.



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