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NocturnalStalker -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/4/2011 11:53:52 AM)
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@Charnegui
More like, Charnewho?! Haha, I kid! But seriously, who are you? You know what, it doesn't matter. I like your hat. In fact, I recall seeing a few of your posts and being too distracted by that hat to pay them much attention. I want to see more of that hat in the future. We should go into business and create a sort of hat sitcom. Just a bunch of hats, sitting around, going through the trials of life together in their apartment closet. That would be a great show.
You get 6 fedoras on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
@Tazzygirl
I hate you.
You get-
Okay, I don't hate you. Outside of your blatant jealousy for my hair, I think in some strange and twisted way, you have a crush on me. That's right, I know. I've seen your FaceBook. I know what you put on your Wall. You'll deny this to save face, no doubt, but what is important is that we abandon this charade. We should form our bodies together, as one, and devour all in our path like some sort of mindless destructive amoeba.
You get 6 autographed pictures of me shirtless on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
@VaguelyCurious
More like, VaguelyForgettable! No, no, you're not, don't worry. I recall quite clearly you saying how most of my posts are meaningless and stupid but you see it is all according to plan. That way, when I make a thought-provoking post, you think to yourself, "Well, that NocturnalStalker sure hit me with a left!" Which is silly, since I am a right! I've noticed most of this has been about me, so here is a brief summary of you; You need to drop the rouge nail paint. I'm serious, I don't like it. Let me give you something to consider... use a shade of violet. You'll look fabulous, trust me. Oh, and tell your girlfriend to stop stealing parts of my name.
You get 7 vials of purple nail paint on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
@CynthiaWVirginia
Finally a post by you I could read and not want to slit my wrists after. That was a joke. I have to say, I like your blue letters. It catches my attention, it makes me think to myself, "Let's see what Cynthia has to say" and I even say it outloud which makes people around me at my residence think I am mentally disturbed. I feel like a post by you, while long, is like a pay-per-view event. That is because I do not see you post too frequently but when I do...oooh! I bust out the beer-cap! Except I do not drink beer, I drink water.
You get 7 balls to catch your pokeymans with on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
@Sunshinemiss
Look at you sucking up. You know how I know you're in Korea? Because you're great at sucking up. Not that I have ever done any of that rub 'n tug business... alright, you're a pretty memorable poster. I mean, come on, it's Sunny! The quote of the day! She has these written in a binder somewhere! Your one drawback is that while your quotes of the day are entertaining, I feel as though you should be more..."in there." You're a smart lady, you even caught one of my many hiccups one time! You need to get in there more and cease the moment, you know? I'd like to see you be all like, "Listen you bitch communists, this is Sunshineland now" and hijack that topic. You worried about mods? Do it in the Gorean forums. Everybody knows they're insane anyways. (<3)
You get 7 packs of Sunflower Seeds, and I mean the GOOD brand not the Bulk Barn cheapness on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
@Hannah Montana
You are a crazy crackwhore and I want to have sex with you because of it. Oh wait, you're not Miley Cyrus. Seriously though, you're a tough and opinonated gal and I like that. I like people that don't cave in to the norm and pander to the crowd. You got intensity, kid! I like you!
@Heather McLeather
You're too quiet. I've seen a few posts from you, but honestly...does Hannah rig the keyboard with miniscule bear-traps or something? Grab that piece of technology and slam your fingers and tell us about yourself. Right now all I know about you is that your name is Heather, you're probably sexy, and you like purple. We want more. We need more. By "we" I mean me and the voice inside my head. I kid.
For Hannah, you get the power of KINDNESS on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
For Heather, you get the power of MY PHONE NUMBER on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
@Aylee
Oh, Ms. Heartless Bitch. I'm sooo scared! I'm shakin' in my boots! Actually, I don't think you're heartless at all. I think, deep-down, you're a compassionate person and loyal to those you trust. Without even knowing you, or looking at you, I can tell you have a love in your life. Whether that is romantic or companion, I don't know. What do I look like, Montel? You're a good girl. Which is too bad, since I wanted to spank you.
You get 7 paddles to hand out to those you trust to spank you since you obviously don't trust me on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
@Mnottertail
Because we are apart of a secret society, I will speak to you in code;
The trees were dangling from their branches many creatures that see through the night. When the trees did fall, the animals called, and the light was set to rise. Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, linger on the sidewalks where the neon signs are pretty. Downtown.
You get 7 Illuminati pyramid-eyes on the NightProwler Measurement of Exceptional Worth.
@Windchymes
Underrated sex kitten. I'm serious. You got it goin' on! If I was your husband, or wife, or pterodactyl, I would just...mmm! you wouldn't even *see* online, baby! You'd just be pounced day in and day out. I'd take you upstairs and...oooh....oooh...*Wipes sweat off brow* Oh yeah. What can I say about Windchymes? Besides the massive heart-attack she inspires in me when I see that sexy thing! MMM!
@SylvereApLeanan
Well, we knew this moment would come. Yep, I'm sorry Charles6682. I lied. The original pretense of posting for everybody under the hopes of getting you to post was in itself, a pretense, to get Sylvere to post so I can let loose. Alright Sylvere, you're gonna get it now. Oh sure, I could dwell on how your posts are helpful and insightful. Oh yeah, I could say how you are highly intelligent and impressive when we speak. Oh maybe, I could say how you are gorgeous for your age. But instead I'll...
Fuck.
You get 8 middle-fingers because you like to post things with eight legs on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomenss.
@GreedyTop
When I see your picture I expect to see a movie title under your name. Check it; "GreedyTop in...THE LEAVES MUST BE SWEPT." That's cash money if I ever seen it and I'm in financial ruin. Despite the fact that you view me as a pretty yet jackass of a poster, I will be the bigger man and tell you that I think you're quirky. You should call me an asshole more. I like it.
You get white camo-pants for your raking endeavors in the future on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness.
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