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Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:10:44 PM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:41:17 PM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:47:05 PM   
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Bahahahahahahaha!


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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:49:24 PM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:50:41 PM   
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All I can say is.....


Bahahahahahahaha!


sadist.

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:51:32 PM   
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Except, well, we’ve seen Ms. Barnes’ mug shot and she appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.


Bless her heart... LOL!!!!!! That had to be about the funniest line in the article.

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:52:07 PM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:54:41 PM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 8:59:23 PM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 9:00:34 PM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 9:00:54 PM   
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sadist.

You say that like it's a bad thing. 


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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 9:02:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gothikbutterfly

Its YOU MEN that put us through extremes NS. Males are such interesting critters....


I'm actually a reptile.


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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 9:02:22 PM   
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Women.

And exactly who was it that was dumb enough to be riding in the passenger seat?  That's Darwin Award winner material right there.


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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 9:03:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

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ORIGINAL: gothikbutterfly

Its YOU MEN that put us through extremes NS. Males are such interesting critters....


I'm actually a reptile.



And what is a reptile NS....? A CRITTER!

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 9:04:30 PM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 9:05:50 PM   
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I'm actually a reptile.


With good, split end free, hair.

And oh, the article was hilarious. Now, I know the stretch from Miami to Key West is usually not that busy, but still. Note this women had her ex in the car, but STILL thought it was a good idea to shave her hoo hoo while driving.

With a recent DUI, and no license, and no insurance.....


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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 9:57:26 PM   
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Damn!  Say one thing about ladies and you're all prepared to tie me down and spank me! 



You wish

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/5/2011 10:01:13 PM   
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Damn!  Say one thing about ladies and you're all prepared to tie me down and spank me! 



You wish


If *you* did it?

Well...

*Fake yawns*  Time to hit up dreamland!


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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 12:19:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
Damn!  Say one thing about ladies and you're all prepared to tie me down and spank me! 

You wish


Well, after the glowing review you got on his thread, what with his opinion of you.....yeah, you're right....he wishes!  *snort*

BTW, I have to tell you...you have gorgeous eyes.....and I'm straight!  Always meant to mention that to you, hun!  No wonder NS wants you!

edited cuz I'm typing sideways to the sensor....I have a kitteh on the keyboard shelf.......talk about a space hog!

< Message edited by soul2share -- 5/6/2011 12:21:14 AM >

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 12:52:32 AM   
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