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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 12:53:27 AM   
HannahLynHeather


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Status: offline 		un-fucking-real! i love stories like these because they make me feel good. no matter how stupid i've been, there's somebody out there way stupider.

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 1:13:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

un-fucking-real! i love stories like these because they make me feel good. no matter how stupid i've been, there's somebody out there way stupider.

hannah lynn


Indeed!!


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Damn!  Say one thing about ladies and you're all prepared to tie me down and spank me! 

Ahhhhhhh can I? Can I? Can I?

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 1:36:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh Linnae, the twat (what's wrong with the much nicer the pussy?), shaving?

I have to admit, this is a first in trafic for me.
<<<---- Didn't read all about her, so am wondering, WTF does she do for work, which requires her to shave the privates in traffic?
I would imagine, if she is a lady of the night, or going on a date, she'd take the extra 5-15minutes in the shower at home, for chissakes. M

< Message edited by SexyBossyBBW -- 5/6/2011 1:48:08 AM >

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 1:37:13 AM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 1:42:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
Damn!  Say one thing about ladies and you're all prepared to tie me down and spank me!
You don't have to irritate most women here to get a spanking. I am shy, and intense, but not so much I couldn't discipline a boy in desperate need.. . M

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 1:56:14 AM   
Charnegui


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It is either that of brushing your hair......

And since I'm not a hairdresser *lol*


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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 4:08:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sorry, ladies, I called dibs on his hair a looooooong, looooong, looooooooooooooooooong time ago!

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 3:15:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

Oh Linnae, the twat (what's wrong with the much nicer the pussy?), shaving?



Perhaps if you actually read the article you'd understand why I used the word "twat". It's kind of a twofer here, describing her AND her actions.

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 3:38:41 PM   
needlesandpins


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Status: offline 		that is just completely bizzar. shaving is something i'd have been doing in the shower before leaving the house. a razor, soaped skin, possibly only the one hand and a bumpy road.....that's potential for blood being spilt.

if i had been really pushed for time and found my razor blunt, well i'd at least have met the guy and seen if he was worth the bother first. if so then a nip off to the loo's would do the trick.

and her ex was with her?

it's the strangest drive related thing i've heard of for sure lol

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/6/2011 8:25:41 PM   
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Wow. Just. . . WOW.

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/7/2011 3:24:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		lol wow, i once saw a guy masturbating while driving but that is less involved lol

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/7/2011 9:17:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		I laughed out loud at this story.  

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/7/2011 11:43:52 AM   
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RE: Twat shaving - 5/7/2011 4:25:06 PM   
smartsub10


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Status: offline 		Hmmm, I would have been touching up those roots on the way to meet up with the boyfriend.  

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/8/2011 5:15:31 AM   
subboi3382


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I HAD to Google for the mugshot.......I aint right in tha head...






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RE: Twat shaving - 5/9/2011 1:18:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		LinnaeaBorealis, I thank you for referring this story. It brought much needed laughter to my house.

Be at peace
Aneka

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/10/2011 10:20:33 AM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		And I'm thinking of the distraction of using a vibrating buzzing electric razor.....

Just a thought

Stefan

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RE: Twat shaving - 5/10/2011 3:41:47 PM   
NocturnalStalker


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LinnaeaBorealis, I thank you for referring this story. It brought much needed laughter to my house.

Be at peace
Aneka


Totally unrelated but your picture needs to change.  It doesn't show enough of you. =(


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