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LanceHughes -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:14:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan I've bedded prettier men than you. The one who was 6'6" with apple green eyes and black hair to his waist was, OMG... [sm=sex.gif][sm=mop.gif] Well, just last week, I had the opportunity to tie two gorgeous gay lovers front to back and then tied the exposed front to a St.Andrew's Cross, giving me access to the top's back for a fine flogging. The top was instructed to "pass the pain" to his lover beneath him. Just to add that extra-special Lance Hughes touch, the bottom was told to count the strokes - the top to say "May I have another, Sir?" Strokes got VERY heavy - so heavy the top went into such a far sub-space he gave up verbalizing.... yee HAW! Oh, wait..... that's a hi-jack...... let me think a second..... Pretty Boy with NO Bed

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:14:42 PM)
Nonetheless, I can see that I keep your side of the bed cold at night. Shouldn't you be a good little wife and tend to your man?

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:23:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Well, just last week, I had the opportunity to tie two gorgeous gay lovers front to back and then tied the exposed front to a St.Andrew's Cross, giving me access to the top's back for a fine flogging. The top was instructed to "pass the pain" to his lover beneath him. Just to add that extra-special Lance Hughes touch, the bottom was told to count the strokes - the top to say "May I have another, Sir?" Strokes got VERY heavy - so heavy the top went into such a far sub-space he gave up verbalizing.... yee HAW! My hat is off to you, sir.

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:27:37 PM)
at least i sleep in a kitty pile, for now. sigh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB8gVc4xij0&feature=related

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:29:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker Nonetheless, I can see that I keep your side of the bed cold at night. Shouldn't you be a good little wife and tend to your man? I sent him to the store for more frozen things.

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:30:39 PM)
oh fuck

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:31:43 PM)
Hey Lance, that's great. However, here's my issue... now keep with me here. I'm looking at this topic title... and, okay, funny thing. It says, "NocturnalStalker" in it, right? I'm looking around, and I'm seeing the names as they go by. We got uh... uh.... Dreamofthemoon, FelineFae, SylvereApplepie, a post by RaptorJesus, some OldHen, a LadyPact, then oh! Look! NocturnalStalker! Oh my God, look, it's me! I'm NS! So obviously, this post is meant for me. I'm looking now at your recent post here and... well... it's pretty much about you. You see, we don't click on this topic to learn about you or your imperium over men. We click this topic to well... discuss me! Your post is not about me. Do you get it, Lance? Do I have to put some effeminate hand waves in there? 'Cause I'll do it. I'll do it, Lance. (I'm just ribbing you. =))

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:35:53 PM)
Yes, i fully agree. We should talk about your tender bits being frozen, and no one else's. Yep, i agree.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:37:00 PM)
I think we should shove a ball gag in his mouth first.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:37:25 PM)
Now why are you people going to go waste perfectly good fruit?

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:39:16 PM)
I also think we should discuss NS + FIGGING!

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:40:05 PM)
Indeed, i think he is the noisy sort.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:40:33 PM)
We should discuss our first date. Carriage, or Corvette?

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:41:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan I also think we should discuss NS + FIGGING! Can we play " I'm Too Sexy " while he dances ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB8gVc4xij0&feature=related

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:42:03 PM)
Which one has more places to chain you down?

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:44:33 PM)
Your bedroom does.

LanceHughes -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:46:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker Hey Lance, that's great. However, here's my issue... now keep with me here. I'm looking at this topic title... and, okay, funny thing. It says, "NocturnalStalker" in it, right? I'm looking around, and I'm seeing the names as they go by. We got uh... uh.... Dreamofthemoon, FelineFae, SylvereApplepie, a post by RaptorJesus, some OldHen, a LadyPact, then oh! Look! NocturnalStalker! Oh my God, look, it's me! I'm NS! So obviously, this post is meant for me. I'm looking now at your recent post here and... well... it's pretty much about you. You see, we don't click on this topic to learn about you or your imperium over men. We click this topic to well... discuss me! Your post is not about me. Do you get it, Lance? Do I have to put some effeminate hand waves in there? 'Cause I'll do it. I'll do it, Lance. (I'm just ribbing you. =)) In answer, I'll quote the passage you refer to and snip out <most of> my "imperium over men." quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes <snipped> Strokes got VERY heavy - so heavy the top went into such a far sub-space he gave up verbalizing.... yee HAW! Oh, wait..... that's a hi-jack...... let me think a second..... Pretty Boy with NO Bed You see, I did respect the title of the thread.... and the snipped part had that little bed icon.... I agree - this thread is yours, pup. So why don't you answer the challenge about towers - you claim to have the biggest. Lance HUGE <get it?> put up link to one of his porn shoots ----- sure, it's under a different name, but where's *your* answer to my response to *YOUR* challenge?

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:49:59 PM)
There's just some things I don't really care about is all!

LanceHughes -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:50:27 PM)
Oh, yeah... I was just getting into the swing of things.... I've bedded <if that's what we're calling it> plenty of men much prettier than *you. That's why I thought "No Bed" for part of your* latest, greatest "TIT-le."

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/20/2011 11:50:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker Your bedroom does. Nearly every room in my house does.

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