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My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 4:33:30 AM

BlondSlave

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Hello Mistress, I am a genuinely submissive and obedient guy who sincerely wishes to be your slave.
You now have thirty seconds to accept this offer or else I will shoot myself.
-- Thirty seconds later --
Wot you refuse!
B A N G ! !
There you go I just shot myself. I'm dead now and it's all your fault!

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RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 4:45:25 AM

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um...ok.

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RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 4:48:20 AM

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yeah.....huh?

oooo....look over there...sparklies!

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RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 5:30:51 AM

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huh? sparklieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 11:09:55 AM

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well if that is really true, then we will never hear from you again

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RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 11:38:49 AM

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So the OP is/was a "do me or else sub".

This pioneering twist on the "do me sub" mentality could lead to a bit less junk mail for Dominas.

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RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 3:38:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mummyman321

well if that is really true, then we will never hear from you again

You are too kind.

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RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 3:40:02 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: isoladyboss

So the OP is/was a "do me or else sub".

This pioneering twist on the "do me sub" mentality could lead to a bit less junk mail for Dominas.

I don't know? Me and my arcane sense of humour.

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RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme - 5/7/2011 6:44:01 PM

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Is that a Ruger ?

T^T

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