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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/10/2011 5:21:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: CarpeComa

Osama secretly son of Elvis.

During a tour of the middle east, a typically womanizing Elvis managed to sneak off with a local girl. The result of that union was Osama Bin Laden. This if course made the mother a pariah and when little Osama found out, fostered his hatred for all things western. He decided that for the good of all (and not just a little bit of vengeance), the west had to give up it's decadent ways, and he was going to be the one to make them do it. Boy had daddy issues up to here.

Let that be a lesson for all to either use condoms or keep it in your pants, lest you sire a terrorist hellbent on the destruction of you and all that you stood for.

I just spotted Elvis in a diner last night.

He's really put on some weight.

I guess it's all those bacon double cheeseburgers.

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/10/2011 5:24:22 AM

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That said, he makes Jim Morrison look positively trim by comparison: the lizard king's gained a lot of weight since he stopped waving his cock about in public...

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/10/2011 5:28:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: Ax2

OBL never existed in the first place...

Do tell us more or I won't be able to sleep tonight.

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/10/2011 5:30:00 AM

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ORIGINAL: Fellow

Wacky for whom? One can not mix documented facts and conspiracy theory jokes. The death of Osama has been repeatedly announced by credible people, his CIA connections since Afghanistan war well known, CIA has itself confessed of making fake videos, Osama videos after 9/11 were shown to be fake with 90% probability by European video specialists.

Please cite some credible sources.

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/10/2011 5:30:44 AM

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He was really Jimmy Carter in a Laurence of Arabia costume and an Abe Lincoln beard he found in a fancy dress shop.

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/10/2011 5:35:14 AM

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No Women in the Situation Room

While not exactly a conspiracy theory, this at least qualifies as a bit of unexplained intrigue: One Hasidic Jewish newspaper appears to be boldly proposing that no women were with the president and other security chiefs in the Situation Room during the raid on bin Laden’s compound.

Wow, that's crazy:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20061215-503544.html

Der Zeitung has now released a statement saying that "[w]e should not have published the altered picture, and we have conveyed our regrets and apologies to the White House and to the State Department," the Orthodox Jewish newspaper Vos Iz Neias reports.

Der Zeitung addressed what it cast as "allegations" that the women had been removed from the photograph because "religious Jews denigrate women or do not respect women in public office," calling such suggestions "malicious slander and libel."

The newspaper offered kind words for Clinton and said it respects all government officials, but that religious considerations prevent it from showing images of women.

"In accord with our religious beliefs, we do not publish photos of women, which in no way relegates them to a lower status," Der Zeitung said. "Publishing a newspaper is a big responsibility, and our policies are guided by a Rabbinical Board. Because of laws of modesty, we are not allowed to publish pictures of women, and we regret if this gives an impression of disparaging to women, which is certainly never our intention. We apologize if this was seen as offensive."

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/10/2011 5:36:08 AM

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William and Kate Tipped on bin Laden Killing

Bin Laden's death bumped the birthers out of the news—it also bumped off the royal wedding. Could there be a connection between the two huge media stories?

I am sure someone mentioned this already but lol don't forget, that Obama wasn't invited to the wedding. And if you think this breaking news wasn't timed perfectly, breaking into Celebrity Apprentice right before Trump fired someone. Tell me that wasn't timed perfectly.

I think he decided to kill OBL just to spite people he was upset with. The timings don't lie.

angel

The royal wedding was a hoax.

Kate took a butcher knife to William and they found a body double to impersonate him.

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/10/2011 6:12:36 AM

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ORIGINAL: Real0ne

Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories

7.) Osama Bin Laden involved in 911.

A direct connection between Osama Bin Laden and the events of 911.

It is not a theory at all that [he] was not even an un-indicted co-conspirator for 9/11, yet was destined for death ? OBL was [indicted] for the attack on the USS Cole yet now, we have a right to question that.

BTW in real CIA/FBI black OPs, or what are often described as a 'false flag' OPs, everything you see, hear and read could be and likely is...completely false.

After all, the American people (most all people) have an intelligence that can be insulted by govt...and go right on believing govt.

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/12/2011 4:37:55 AM

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Can I just mention that nobody has ever seen Richard Thompson and OBL together?
maybe Linda's ex had started a new career after his last few albums stiffed...

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/12/2011 10:15:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I'm not so sure I buy that the long delay before the Pres. came was because they were working so hard to get it right, and still got the facts so damn wrong. That really doesn't say good things about how things are getting done in the White House.

The only surprise will be when they get something right on their own.

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/12/2011 11:27:40 AM

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t is not a theory at all that [he] was not even an un-indicted co-conspirator for 9/11, yet was destined for death ? OBL was [indicted] for the attack on the USS Cole yet now, we have a right to question that.

Has it occurred to you that in a "War on Terror" the head of an infamous terrorism group might be a target regardless?

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RE: 6 Wackiest Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories - 5/12/2011 11:55:03 AM

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Please cite some credible sources.

I did not make it up, you can search for it. The fact is there are no credible sources, we are living in Twilight Zone. Without real physical evidence one can label every statement a lie or a publicity stunt. It makes such events possible. The only way to analyze events is a scientific method. One needs to look at all data together and analyze what is the value of every piece of the information, and how it fits into different hypotheses what really happened. At this point Obama people are getting desperate to "prove" the story. It gets almost bizarre and it develops like an anecdote. Obviously they under-estimated the percentage of public capable of thinking. It worked though: Obama approval rating up (of course, the rating itself is partly a scam).

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