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VaguelyCurious -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 1:18:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

This is such a horrible form of ageism. Lol

That song came out in 92. I was born in 89- and we had MTV.

I was kneehigh to a grasshopper, and we did not have MTV.

But, Rochsub. Sweetie. I think everyone knows that song.

:p

VC (who has a big butt and does not have to lie. Ask CreepyStalker.)




LadyConstanze -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 1:18:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

That song came out in 92. I was born in 89- and we had MTV.


And your parents let a 3 year old watch "Baby Got Back" videos?!!!  I think I'm going to have to call the authorities and report them.  [:D]

BTW, please don't tell me that you were born in 1989 again.  It makes me feel guilty about the fantasies that I have about you.   [;)]


It makes me feel ancient, technically I could be her mom....




MissAsylum -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 1:20:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

That song came out in 92. I was born in 89- and we had MTV.


And your parents let a 3 year old watch "Baby Got Back" videos?!!!  I think I'm going to have to call the authorities and report them.  [:D]

BTW, please don't tell me that you were born in 1989 again.  It makes me feel guilty about the fantasies that I have about you.   [;)]


I saw the video, but I was more into Areosmith lol

Yes, you have fantasies about a 21 year old. Shame on you.

tsk,tsk




MissAsylum -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 1:23:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

That song came out in 92. I was born in 89- and we had MTV.


And your parents let a 3 year old watch "Baby Got Back" videos?!!!  I think I'm going to have to call the authorities and report them.  [:D]

BTW, please don't tell me that you were born in 1989 again.  It makes me feel guilty about the fantasies that I have about you.   [;)]


It makes me feel ancient, technically I could be her mom....


I made somebody feel guilty and ancient. Its a good day for me.




RedMagic1 -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 1:26:50 PM)

I must say, it is fitting that this thread has morphed into multiple people flirting with one of the message board's resident Anything-But-Ebony Queens.

Did I ever tell you, ABEQ Asylum, that you are hot when you say, "Oy?"  Come a bit closer and I will whisper Yiddish in your ear while I top you from the bottom.




MissAsylum -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 1:29:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

I must say, it is fitting that this thread has morphed into multiple people flirting with one of the message board's resident Anything-But-Ebony Queens.

Did I ever tell you, ABEQ Asylum, that you are hot when you say, "Oy?"  Come a bit closer and I will whisper Yiddish in your ear while I top you from the bottom.



Not on your life buddy[8D].

And just for good measure....Oy.




HeatherMcLeather -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 1:58:44 PM)

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Yes, you have fantasies about a 21 year old. Shame on you.
Its OK if I do though, right?




MissAsylum -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 2:50:56 PM)

Feel free lol[;)]




Rochsub2009 -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:03:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

But, Rochsub. Sweetie. I think everyone knows that song.



Wanna bet?  I'll bet I can name a few who don't.   AAAAAAArpig, where are you?  [:D]




Rochsub2009 -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:05:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

That song came out in 92. I was born in 89- and we had MTV.


BTW, please don't tell me that you were born in 1989 again.  It makes me feel guilty about the fantasies that I have about you.   [;)]


It makes me feel ancient, technically I could be her mom....


I made somebody feel guilty and ancient. Its a good day for me.


Lady Constanze, she's obviously a humiliatrix.  [:D]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:08:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

Did I ever tell you, ABEQ Asylum, that you are hot when you say, "Oy?"  Come a bit closer and I will whisper Yiddish in your ear while I top you from the bottom.

Red, honey. Darling. Motek. Yiddish is the least sexy language ever.

It is the language of Grandmothers and chicken soup, not the language of romance (see what I did there?)

Plus, Americans pronounce it funny.

Hey Sexy Bedlam Lady, come over here instead and I'll tell you how beautiful you are in Arabic while we forego traditional notions of topping and bottoming and just create beautifully aggressive sexual harmony.


[8D][8D][8D]




Rochsub2009 -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:10:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

flirting with one of the message board's resident Anything-But-Ebony Queens.



Exactly.  But because she's an ABEQ, I'm hoping that she'll fetishize my race and objectify me.  [:D]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:11:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009

Wanna bet?  I'll bet I can name a few who don't.   AAAAAAArpig, where are you?  [:D]



I'll take that bet.

But I can't decide what I will want as my prize.
[:D]




Rochsub2009 -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:16:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

Yes, you have fantasies about a 21 year old. Shame on you.

tsk,tsk


Actually, I don't feel the slightest bit of shame. Have you looked at yourself lately?  Hot is hot, regardless of age.  [;)]

(He heads to the mall to buy a yarmulke)




Rochsub2009 -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:19:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009

Wanna bet?  I'll bet I can name a few who don't.   AAAAAAArpig, where are you?  [:D]



I'll take that bet.



I think I might add Resident Sadist to the list as well.  But he'll probably pretend like he knows it.  [:D]




CreepyStalker -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:26:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

This is such a horrible form of ageism. Lol

That song came out in 92. I was born in 89- and we had MTV.

I was kneehigh to a grasshopper, and we did not have MTV.

But, Rochsub. Sweetie. I think everyone knows that song.

:p

VC (who has a big butt and does not have to lie. Ask CreepyStalker.)



*Nods enthusiastically*
'Tis a quite spectacular arse :-D




MissAsylum -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:28:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

Did I ever tell you, ABEQ Asylum, that you are hot when you say, "Oy?"  Come a bit closer and I will whisper Yiddish in your ear while I top you from the bottom.

Red, honey. Darling. Motek. Yiddish is the least sexy language ever.

It is the language of Grandmothers and chicken soup, not the language of romance (see what I did there?)

Plus, Americans pronounce it funny.

Hey Sexy Bedlam Lady, come over here instead and I'll tell you how beautiful you are in Arabic while we forego traditional notions of topping and bottoming and just create beautifully aggressive sexual harmony.


[8D][8D][8D]


Only because I agree that Yiddish is anything but sexy.




PeonForHer -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:31:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker


*Nods enthusiastically*
'Tis a quite spectacular arse :-D



Is it still, CS? Tell you what, cmail me. We can discuss other matters, too. Like, does she still have. . . well, we'll leave that matter to private convos. Excellent.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:43:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum
quote:


Hey Sexy Bedlam Lady, come over here instead and I'll tell you how beautiful you are in Arabic while we forego traditional notions of topping and bottoming and just create beautifully aggressive sexual harmony.


Only because I agree that Yiddish is anything but sexy.


Only?!? [:-]

So you mean you wouldn't want to create beautifully sexual aggressive harmony with me if I hadn't just insulted the language of my forefathers?!

Harsh.

[8D]

(And Peon, stop trying to talk shop about me with my girlfriend. She's far too lesbian for you. [8D])




Arpig -> RE: The Pampered Black Queen (5/26/2011 3:51:49 PM)

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I'll bet I can name a few who don't. AAAAAAArpig, where are you?
You almost won it there Roch old bean, but I have kids in the 15 - 19 age range. Pay the nasty ladies....





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