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HannahLynHeather -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 3:17:31 PM)

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Would be nice if only just for once not to see negative comments about a "male" because he happens not to be a female
Let's see, maybe being a lesbian and living a penis-free life style might have something to do with it. I don't even like dildos that are "realistic".

Heather McLeather




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 3:27:19 PM)

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Let's see, maybe being a lesbian and living a penis-free life style might have something to do with it.


Hey, I am living a penis-free lifestyle, too! But sadly it is only because I am currently celibate[&:]




HannahLynHeather -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 4:44:50 PM)

Need some unused "realistic" dildos?


Heather Mcleather




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 4:52:02 PM)

There is also the option of skipping the thread instead of commenting on a person's attractiveness, if one is of a given orientation where they can't evaluate the appeal of the person being admired.




dcnovice -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 4:57:48 PM)

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Ewwwwwwwwwww!! there's a penis in it!!!!!


Now there's an adult reaction.




tazzygirl -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:02:56 PM)

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Would be nice if only just for once not to see negative comments about a "male" because he happens not to be a female


I work with a girl like that. Anytime heterosex or penis was mentioned, she would complain she was going to gag and vomit. But when I pointed out how we all listened to her problems with her "female" lover and we didnt complain.... lol... she said that was natural because women belong with women.




BKSir -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:06:38 PM)

Ewwwwwwww. There's a vagina in it.

Sorry, had to.




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:12:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BKSir

Ewwwwwwww. There's a vagina in it.

Sorry, had to.



He was using her butt though, doesn't that count?[:D]




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:14:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl
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Would be nice if only just for once not to see negative comments about a "male" because he happens not to be a female


I work with a girl like that. Anytime heterosex or penis was mentioned, she would complain she was going to gag and vomit. But when I pointed out how we all listened to her problems with her "female" lover and we didnt complain.... lol... she said that was natural because women belong with women.

Lol - it probably would be seriously wrong for me to say this but I can't help but notice that I get on better with gay men than gay women. [8|]




BKSir -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:15:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

He was using her butt though, doesn't that count?[:D]


Oh... I didn't actually watch it. LOL Sure though, why not? He gets points for that I guess. [:D]




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:19:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BKSir


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

He was using her butt though, doesn't that count?[:D]


Oh... I didn't actually watch it. LOL Sure though, why not? He gets points for that I guess. [:D]



OMG you make me laugh, I am envisioning a rating system by which gay people rate het porn... it just made me laugh out loud thinking of such a ridiculous thing




BKSir -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:37:25 PM)

What? I'm serious. You weren't aware we did that? Every week when all of us homos in the world get together to discuss our agenda and plot our takeover of the world and how we're going to destroy morality and sully the sanctity of marriage and uh... other stuff, we also rate het porn. It's all part of our master plan.




dcnovice -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:39:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BKSir

What? I'm serious. You weren't aware we did that? Every week when all of us homos in the world get together to discuss our agenda and plot our takeover of the world and how we're going to destroy morality and sully the sanctity of marriage and uh... other stuff, we also rate het porn. It's all part of our master plan.


Great, BK, just spill all our secrets!




BKSir -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:41:38 PM)

Hey! I didn't say anything about the upcoming "Operation Porcupine"... uh... oh... shit.




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:45:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice


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ORIGINAL: BKSir

What? I'm serious. You weren't aware we did that? Every week when all of us homos in the world get together to discuss our agenda and plot our takeover of the world and how we're going to destroy morality and sully the sanctity of marriage and uh... other stuff, we also rate het porn. It's all part of our master plan.


Great, BK, just spill all our secrets!


I already knew them, which was why I joined the Christian Coalition.... everyone knows that the gays joined this group to bring it down! Here, look, I just found one of your operatives!

[image]local://upfiles/269948/7FB87CA81B7F4030914E82432B1F98A0.jpg[/image]




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:46:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
What? I'm serious. You weren't aware we did that? Every week when all of us homos in the world get together to discuss our agenda and plot our takeover of the world and how we're going to destroy morality and sully the sanctity of marriage and uh... other stuff, we also rate het porn. It's all part of our master plan.

The effectiveness of het porn is measured to turn us hetros into breeding machines. Its a cunning plan to develop a homosexual master class! Psst... Rule/Real.... [:D]




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:48:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WantsOfTheFlesh

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
What? I'm serious. You weren't aware we did that? Every week when all of us homos in the world get together to discuss our agenda and plot our takeover of the world and how we're going to destroy morality and sully the sanctity of marriage and uh... other stuff, we also rate het porn. It's all part of our master plan.

The effectiveness of het porn is measured to turn us hetros into breeding machines. Its a cunning plan to develop a homosexual master class!



No, they really want us all just to try het porn because it is a gateway drug into more perverted and deviant porn.... until we all become gay!




BKSir -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:51:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: WantsOfTheFlesh

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
What? I'm serious. You weren't aware we did that? Every week when all of us homos in the world get together to discuss our agenda and plot our takeover of the world and how we're going to destroy morality and sully the sanctity of marriage and uh... other stuff, we also rate het porn. It's all part of our master plan.

The effectiveness of het porn is measured to turn us hetros into breeding machines. Its a cunning plan to develop a homosexual master class!



No, they really want us all just to try het porn because it is a gateway drug into more perverted and deviant porn.... until we all become gay!


Yep! This video is just perfect proof! Taking it in the butt is not conducive to reproduction... Just another success! Muahahahahaha! For our next goal, free pink sprinkles on ice cream sundaes!




LanceHughes -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:52:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice
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ORIGINAL: BKSir
What? I'm serious. You weren't aware we did that? Every week when all of us homos in the world get together to discuss our agenda and plot our takeover of the world and how we're going to destroy morality and sully the sanctity of marriage and uh... other stuff, we also rate het porn. It's all part of our master plan.

Great, BK, just spill all our secrets!

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
Hey! I didn't say anything about the upcoming "Operation Porcupine"... uh... oh... shit.

Both of you!  STFU!
 
dcnovice - you of ALL people should know that YOUR reaction just confirms what BK said.  You didn't apply the most simple of rules - When somebody opens their mouth, just blow them <off>.  Wait,..... that's not quite right.  When they have their mouth open, you're supposed to fill it so that they look like they have their own foot in there......  Wait, .... bk's a Dom, you're not...... Oh, the confusion - oh, the horror......
 
<See how I distracted everybody from both of your posts with my humor?>
 
<Let me add - especially to you BK - the next time anyone mentions "Operation Porcupine," I will NOT come to the rescue.>
 
<Note to BK:  Well, at least you gave it the red-herring name.  I hope you remember it's REALLY "Occupation Porcupine.">




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:53:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
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ORIGINAL: WantsOfTheFlesh
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ORIGINAL: BKSir
What? I'm serious. You weren't aware we did that? Every week when all of us homos in the world get together to discuss our agenda and plot our takeover of the world and how we're going to destroy morality and sully the sanctity of marriage and uh... other stuff, we also rate het porn. It's all part of our master plan.

The effectiveness of het porn is measured to turn us hetros into breeding machines. Its a cunning plan to develop a homosexual master class!

No, they really want us all just to try het porn because it is a gateway drug into more perverted and deviant porn.... until we all become gay!

Yep! This video is just perfect proof! Taking it in the butt is not conducive to reproduction... Just another success! Muahahahahaha! For our next goal, free pink sprinkles on ice cream sundaes!

I have it on good authority those pink sprinkles carry gay DNA. Dost thou doubt me sir? There is an article on a website that proves it!!!




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