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HannahLynHeather -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:53:50 PM)

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Now there's an adult reaction.
It was a joke. Sheesh folks, lighten up and have a little fun now and then.

Heather McLeather





LadyPact -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:54:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
No, they really want us all just to try het porn because it is a gateway drug into more perverted and deviant porn.... until we all become gay!

No, it's because they want to keep all of the good m/m porn to themselves.  They are stingy like that.  [:D]




HannahLynHeather -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:56:55 PM)

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Ewwwwwwww. There's a vagina in it.

Sorry, had to.
Touché, well played Sir, well played indeed.

[sm=bowdown.gif]

Heather McLeather




BKSir -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:57:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
No, they really want us all just to try het porn because it is a gateway drug into more perverted and deviant porn.... until we all become gay!

No, it's because they want to keep all of the good m/m porn to themselves.  They are stingy like that.  [:D]



Damnit... I go to all that work to throw them off the trail of the REAL agenda, but noooooooo, LP has to go and blow the whole thing... er... spoil it. >.>

[:D]




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 5:59:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
No, they really want us all just to try het porn because it is a gateway drug into more perverted and deviant porn.... until we all become gay!

No, it's because they want to keep all of the good m/m porn to themselves.  They are stingy like that.  [:D]




You see through their true evil intentions!




LanceHughes -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:01:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

<snipped>
I already knew them, which was why I joined the Christian Coalition.... everyone knows that the gays joined this group to bring it down! Here, look, I just found one of your operatives!

[image]local://upfiles/269948/7FB87CA81B7F4030914E82432B1F98A0.jpg[/image]

Terrific, just f*ckin' terrific.
 
Y'all reveal that our Homo-plex is CENTERED in Colorado..... WTF am I supposed to do with y'all?  My cover as to "Three months temporary job on East Coast" is BLOWN to hell ! ! ! ! !
 
Next y'all will be mentioning the CM operatives I visted to extend the plans in their regions.
 
YEAH!  I mean YOU, wolf2bear...... BRILLIANT suggestion to have you - our TOP Canadian Director - meet me at "Beat Me in St.Louis."  You did GOOD with the "Positive Experiences" thread - and followed my lead with the Lushy New Year meeting...... but now, just revealing our meeting has blown that Canadian connection. (And I was the one that got blown....) and now, we might as well..... I don't know.... I guess start at the beginning....
 
I just don't see how we can.  The U.S. Supreme Court ruling against Colorado Constutional Amendment 2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romer_v._Evans can never be duplicated.  ALL THAT PRESS..... down the drain.  15 years of HARD work since it was decided on May 20th, 1996...... not counting all the work of getting the right President to appoint the right Justices..... DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Y'all to hell..........




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:04:22 PM)

I am soooo sorry that cat is out of the bag... better luck next year?




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:07:57 PM)

Any truth to the notion that gays have also infiltrated Al Qaeda and that Osama bin Liner isn't dead but living under the moniker Barry Suharto in a flat on Castro Street, San F?




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:09:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WantsOfTheFlesh

Any truth to the notion that gays have also infiltrated Al Qaeda and that Osama bin Liner isn't dead but living under the moniker Barry Suharto in a flat on Castro Street, San F?



Is the porn found in his compound gay? This would tell us a lot




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:15:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
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ORIGINAL: WantsOfTheFlesh
Any truth to the notion that gays have also infiltrated Al Qaeda and that Osama bin Liner isn't dead but living under the moniker Barry Suharto in a flat on Castro Street, San F?

Is the porn found in his compound gay? This would tell us a lot

It would but you have to remember Islamicist porn is different to our baser Western porn, which many find too materialistic and unduly objectifying to women, hence the uniform (scuse the pun) use of the burka and a certain ambiguity!




BKSir -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:16:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WantsOfTheFlesh

Any truth to the notion that gays have also infiltrated Al Qaeda and that Osama bin Liner isn't dead but living under the moniker Barry Suharto in a flat on Castro Street, San F?


absolutely not! My god, just look at how he dressed! Hideous! There is no way he belonged to our evil empire. He had his own, and it was nowhere near as fabulous as ours. ;)




juliaoceania -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:19:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BKSir


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ORIGINAL: WantsOfTheFlesh

Any truth to the notion that gays have also infiltrated Al Qaeda and that Osama bin Liner isn't dead but living under the moniker Barry Suharto in a flat on Castro Street, San F?


absolutely not! My god, just look at how he dressed! Hideous! There is no way he belonged to our evil empire. He had his own, and it was nowhere near as fabulous as ours. ;)


He would have been stoned for dressing like that in The City!




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:21:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
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ORIGINAL: WantsOfTheFlesh
Any truth to the notion that gays have also infiltrated Al Qaeda and that Osama bin Liner isn't dead but living under the moniker Barry Suharto in a flat on Castro Street, San F?

absolutely not! My god, just look at how he dressed! Hideous! There is no way he belonged to our evil empire. He had his own, and it was nowhere near as fabulous as ours. ;)

That shade of nail varnish the Taliban use is sooo New Millennium, and those beards... like OMG!!!




LanceHughes -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:24:09 PM)

He approached me once, but was rejected due to that hideous beard.   I do like that Mediterranian look, but read my profile where the ONLY requirement to meet with me is to have 'stache, and NO beard.  Maybe we can salvage the Scandiavian Directorates and come from the north, this time.  Those guys have really integrated the plan well and have always been a model of how to implement the US Agenda.

Took me a minute or two to re-find the REAL "Gay Agenda" which I'd discovered on the 'net a few years ago.  Now it's ref. 29 in the Wiki article "Gay Agenda." 
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/pwh/swift1.html  Written in 1987, it is a satrical article which was eventually (10 years later) read into the Congressional Record WITHOUT the disclaimers at the front of it.  ::: SIGH :::




LadyPact -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:38:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
Damnit... I go to all that work to throw them off the trail of the REAL agenda, but noooooooo, LP has to go and blow the whole thing... er... spoil it. >.>

[:D]

It's part of My own evil plan.  Now, give up the good stuff!
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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
You see through their true evil intentions!

Just doing My part for equal access to good porn. 





Pleasurepleasing -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:50:19 PM)

Seems he was quickly about 1/2 mast. Does that mean yet another jack-off ? Jack-offs do nothing for me but I did I miss the 'money' shot.




LanceHughes -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/15/2011 6:54:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
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ORIGINAL: BKSir
Damnit... I go to all that work to throw them off the trail of the REAL agenda, but noooooooo, LP has to go and blow the whole thing... er... spoil it. >.>

[:D]

It's part of My own evil plan.  Now, give up the good stuff!
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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
You see through their true evil intentions!

Just doing My part for equal access to good porn. 

// satrical font: ON - And thank you a whole friggin' LOT, LadyPact!

All that typing I've recently done (and BK, and dcnovice) on this thread to distract folks from the porn idea by suggesting an international "plot" to implement the "Gay Agenda" has now been wasted as well.  BUT, the very worst part of ALL of this is that YOU, LadyPact have made us use our most important defense. 

You always were a loose cannon in the porn protection plot - PPP. Always did try to claim it for your own.  ::: SIGH ::: And now, in a brave attempt to protect PPP, we've had to sacrifice the best defense, the best diversion that really DID take us gay men years and years to implement.

We helped to get the BDSM paraphilia out of the DMS-V, as a sop to folks like you.  Not published, maybe we can get it re-inserted <pun intended.>  WAIT, Mr. Hughes - talk about cutting off your <ahem> nose to spite your face.

satrical font: OFF //

I give up.  I'm just going to go set up the 8mm projector and screen and view some CLASSICS that have been kept from the "Oh, Kewl. we'll have on-line, down-loadable porn."

Old farts KNOW what turns peoples' cranks - secret porn that had to be FOUND and purchased in secrecy.  Mainlining ANYTHING takes out the "twue" excitement.

And, NO, I'm not revealing titles in my collection, not even actors' names 'cause, y'know what?  I can't bear finding out that some of these films HAVE been up-loaded for distribution.

// Lance rummages in box labeled "Private" and says, "I think this one has a couple of more viewings in it before the film falls apart." //  




KMsAngel -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/16/2011 7:55:40 AM)

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but read my profile where the ONLY requirement to meet with me is to have 'stache, and NO beard.


quit distracting us from the REAL important point! bear has a beard!!!!

dang it, lance, did the meat and greet happen? or the meet and beat or the meat/beat/greet or whatever!!!!




NocturnalStalker -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/16/2011 2:19:44 PM)

It was a mistake checking this topic again.




YSG -> RE: My new favorite porn star (5/16/2011 2:24:41 PM)

Hey people... I tried to open the link and McAfee went apeshit on me. Be careful with that site




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