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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 9:20:15 AM   
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I did answer the op... said I would not supply my story for him to use on some poor couple...

what would you have me do with the body parts if not hide them...

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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 9:21:25 AM   
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what a complete shower of idiots looked at the genuine question and did not know how to answer.


You're right. We should have referred them to literotica.com and recommended good brands of lube and tissue.

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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 9:21:31 AM   
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what a complete shower of idiots looked at the genuine question and did not know how to answer.

You know, you're right.  I didn't answer the original.

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WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO TELL ME THEIR VERSION.
THIS IS FOR A MALE/FEMALE COUPLE.

No.


I did answer the original.

And even when the OP messaged me directly a few minutes ago to tell me, in caps (of course), what it'd like to do to me *shudders* - I answered that too.

Although perhaps not in the way it wanted.




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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 9:25:31 AM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 9:26:57 AM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 9:27:35 AM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 9:27:44 AM   
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I did answer the original.

And even when the OP messaged me directly a few minutes ago to tell me, in caps (of course), what it'd like to do to me *shudders* - I answered that too.

Although perhaps not in the way it wanted.

And that's why we don't answer. 

I will give credit to the "shower of idiots" pun though.  Wasn't bad.


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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 9:29:11 AM   
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Up your nose with a rubber hose.

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edited cuz that wasn't very ladylike

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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 11:56:21 AM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 12:06:35 PM   
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Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!


I would only do watersports with The Boss.

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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 12:10:17 PM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 12:56:28 PM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 1:21:53 PM   
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Here you go.  The definitive guide to water sports: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

That was "salmon enchanted evening" DS.  






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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 1:36:57 PM   
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That was "salmon enchanted evening" DS.  






What a carp joke...


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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 1:38:12 PM   
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That was "salmon enchanted evening" DS.  



What a carp joke...


Roe roe roe your boat....

(Edited since I didn't see where the post posted... oy.)



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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 1:47:47 PM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 1:53:44 PM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 2:00:51 PM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/14/2011 4:42:17 PM   
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RE: WATER SPORTS. - 5/15/2011 12:21:27 AM   
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Now stop with the fish puns please, for the love of cod!

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