samboct
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"When they come to you and cuddle up and purr nicely and show you affection, they are doing that to nice people.." Then how do you explain the bloody stumps that people occasionally draw back from a purring cat? Or the number of ER visits from cat owners with nasty, infected bites. I'll bet that in ER visits- more non-dog owners are bitten than their owners. With cats, I'll bet its the other way around. The comparison with Adolf Hitler is a good one- and finally- a cat that shows its true colors! Sneakiness: AH yes, Feline yes Desires to take over the world: AH yes, Feline yes Dreams of killing owners: AH yes*, Feline yes Lies: AH yes, Feline yes Hates Jews: AH yes, Feline qualified yes- cats don't seem to have any extra antipathy towards Jews Hates Dogs: AH, no, Feline yes (canines have the ability to thwart the evil plans of felines.) Eats meat: AH no (vegetarian), Feline yes Hypnotic voice: AH yes, Feline yes (cat's purrs are tuned to the same pitch/frequency as a babies cries.) Afraid of water: AH yes, Feline yes Dislikes cigarettes: AH, yes, Feline yes Dislikes sex: AH yes, Feline yes (if you ever see what a cat penis looks like- it's not surprising) * AH was not fond of capitalists, but needed their money and support to get elected. Once he assumed power, there were a number of his backers that quickly came to regret their actions. So clearly- while AH and felines aren't identical, they have many common traits- bad ones. Sam
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