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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:07:50 PM   
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I remember ALL of them (I only deny it for effect)


hahahahahaha ... We'll be back with move devilishness after I lob one more across the pond to Lady Constanze... She finally admitted to being a Dylan Fetishist

Besides... I was at this one sitting directly in front of Patrick Leahy and his son... they STUNK of weed...

http://youtu.be/QJVw4P2rP_c

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:11:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DomKen


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Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done and eaten when the rocket goes off, and I also won't be mowing the lawn on saturday, after all. 

The nut behind this claim is predicting a series of massive earthquakes sweeping the globe hitting each time zone at 6PM.


And it's all true.

Wait what time is it?

For that matter what day is it?


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:16:34 PM   
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The bad news: the world will end one day which means one of these loony tune perdictions will, by chance, appear to have come true.

The good news: we wont' be here and so won't have to listen to the dinks crowing about how they were right.



And if it does end today won't you be the red-faced one?

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:16:40 PM   
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http://youtu.be/6y7ODMjGaqk



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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:19:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

they STUNK of weed...

Speaking of Jane....

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:32:22 PM   
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Speaking of Jane

I have a nice newyork sour diesel
Already to go... Just let me queue up and other hellish number

"Now you sweet little soft old pretender
Somehow baby got hard as it gets
With your black leather gold spiked suspenders.
And her chair and her whip and her pets
New we know your the reincarnation
Of the ravenous Kathrine The Great
And we know how you love your ovations
And the serious scenes you create"

Never let it be said the Dead weren't BDSM Friendly

This video is a fucking riot btw

http://youtu.be/cH7I6ibA-SM


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:40:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

I am hoping that the wisdom of the late Great Frank Zappa (Ay Dee Doo) holds true

"They say that we are created in God's image. So if we're dumb, maybe God's dumb too"



Truly one of the greatest philosophers of our time.

I have always followed his wise advice:

Frank Zappa - Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:43:54 PM   
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Speaking of Jane


Have a hit of this K!

http://youtu.be/aowSGxim_O8


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:47:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

let me queue up and other hellish number...

Backatcha... heh

Dude Looks Like a Lady

K.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:50:14 PM   
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The sun is setting on the last day in Christendom.

Sinners, I have to confess that the miraculous conversion I had planned for 5.59 pm has, through the INTERVENTION of the GOOD LORD, arrived a little earlier than expected. Yes, Brothers and Sisters, this little one has been SAVED, I have taken my place amongst the glorious ranks of THOSE TO BE RAPTURED and left the utility bills unpaid (well, you never know do you?)

In the soft winter's light, the UNSAVED were out shopping, walking their dogs, blissfully unaware of their impending DOOM. As I took my final stroll through the land of the living, my eyes were affronted by the sight of two heathen males SHAMELESSLY kissing, SATING their PERVERSE LUSTS in full view of children. I smiled to myself as I marked them down TO BE LEFT BEHIND. That'll learn them I said to myself.

Comforted by the grace of the GOOD LORD, I realised I only had to SUFFER another hour or two of this DEPRAVITY, of FORNICATING PERVERTS, of SINFUL COPULATION, I marched on, my strides FIRM in the grasp of the LORD, my nether regions tingling to HIS DIVINE GRACE, ........

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:54:04 PM   
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Since we're breaking rank... I gotta throw in this one by my friends The Young Adults I ALMOST had these fuckers booked till the Vice Principal decided to pay em a call @ Harpo's in Newport. Rudy Cheeks, dressed in a nurse's unform with a cigar in his mouth and asked the guy's wife if he could put it out in her 'fur ashtray'
We ended up having to settle for Beaver Brown ('eddie and the cruisers;.. who sucked)

This actually wasn't my favorite song... "A Powertool Is Not A Toy" was... but there's so little of these guys anywhere I was lucky to find this one

http://youtu.be/uRgn3vLIkjA

Hats Off to Rudy Cheeks, Sport Fisher, and Tom Enright for preserving this one

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 11:56:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

Have a hit of this K!

Hey, thanks.

See, that's what I don't understand. Why do some people think thay have to WAIT to be raptured?

Roll one up of this!

K.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/21/2011 12:09:20 AM   
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This actually wasn't my favorite song... "A Powertool Is Not A Toy" was...

Did you say p-p-p-p-p-p Powertool?

K.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/21/2011 12:10:48 AM   
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In the soft winter's light, the UNSAVED were out shopping, walking their dogs, blissfully unaware of their impending DOOM. As I took my final stroll through the land of the living, my eyes were affronted by the sight of two heathen males SHAMELESSLY kissing, SATING their PERVERSE LUSTS in full view of children. I smiled to myself as I marked them down TO BE LEFT BEHIND. That'll learn them I said to myself.


Not even a side street full of empty trousers?

Fuck it, Here's Jerry Garcia violating his probation...

http://youtu.be/BCVJuzXoIJk








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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/21/2011 12:12:26 AM   
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Did you say p-p-p-p-p-p Powertool?


Yep... they had another one called Meat Rampage, and one called Christmas In Japan In July

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/21/2011 12:13:49 AM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/21/2011 12:21:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Aw hell... wouldn;'t be an apocalytic show with out a reverent encore... This one's A Capella ...

http://youtu.be/ROPcZ8S_nwE

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/21/2011 12:49:44 AM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/21/2011 1:07:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

Aw hell... wouldn;'t be an apocalytic show with out a reverent encore...

Yeah, I gotta get some sleep too. Was fun...

The Spaniels

Don't take the tune's title personally.

K.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/21/2011 1:08:58 AM   
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Jesus always DJ's the Rapture Party



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