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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 4:42:15 PM   
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So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start?
I checked and they said hang tight, their headed to the pharmacy for condoms and then they'll be over
So, they aint true believers then? Cuz I mean, otherwise: WHY?


Well I did hear one of em say "If we're wrong, last thing we need is a paternity suit"

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 4:44:05 PM   
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If I remember rightly, condoms aren't considered natural contraception, hence the Catholic Church forbids them...


So damned if it raptures, damned if it don't?


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 4:45:36 PM   
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Btw where is my itinerary for The Rapture? I'm kinda busy tomorrow and would like to know exactly when it's happening, I don't want to be caught in an embarrassing situation (like stepping out of the shower and not being dressed or following a call of nature - you get the drift).

It's such a poorly planned event!


I wouldn't worry, you'll totally give Gos wood

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 4:53:43 PM   
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Count me in, haven't played golf in a while but used to be quite decent, maybe you could put a few of the birthers and tea baggers on the ground, asses in the air and I could practise my putting a bit?


We'll even burry a few up to their necks so you can get that really horrified look on their faces as you barrel down the fairway at em. I really like the karts Muse picked out

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But I realized the 21st is such a a stupid day, on the 24th is Bobsday (Bob Dylan's bday, all hail his Bobness), surely the world can't end before I celebrated that with torturing everybody around me with chosen Dylan songs... I mean it's a tradition I had ever since my teenage days...


LadyConstanze in a golfkart, perfect image perfect image of the beast
And you would not think to look at her, she was famous long ago
for torturing with the cattails out on desolation row


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 4:59:03 PM   
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Gotta make friends with some.....maybe they`ll let me have their car once they don`t need it.


Make sure they sign over the title. Religious kooks are notorious for renegging on car donations once they find out their world didn't end. happens all the time.


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 5:01:17 PM   
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Gee! The fast route to eternity is through Georgia?? Who'd have guessed? Thanks for the tip - I'm on my way!


he didn't say it was the fast route

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 5:06:14 PM   
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Away from me perfidious SLAVE of SATAN with your evil SEED OF FILTH. Scarcely 26 hours to go till the moment of Rapture *swoons* and the DARK ONE is still furiously TEMPTING and SEDUCING young innocent intacta saintly girls into DEPRAVITY LUST and PERVERSITY!


Jesus... that reads like a menu... YUM!

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This one shall not FALL INTO SIN at the last moment! This one shall stay RESOLUTE and VIRTUOUS and offer my flesh and body to the GOOD LORD ABOVE and succumb to a DIVINE CELESTIAL BIG O!




Awwwwwwwwww FUCK!!!

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(all that pro forma stuff aside, meet you down in the Airport Terminal Restrooms in half an hour for a pre-rapture quickie (Republican style)? )


Oh wait... you think God's got a big wanker


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 5:14:54 PM   
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(all that pro forma stuff aside, meet you down in the Airport Terminal Restrooms in half an hour for a pre-rapture quickie (Republican style)? )


Ummmm larry isn't gonna sit in the next stall and watch is he?


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 6:08:25 PM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 6:14:17 PM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 6:20:56 PM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:18:42 PM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:23:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's about 4 hours and 30 minutes to till the moment of *R A P T U R E * arrives here in Sydney.

I'm waiting with baited breath and legs crossed. I will keep you all posted as events unfold .......

PS: If you don't hear from me, you'll all know I'm knocking on the Pearly Gates ...... Hallelujah!

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:31:39 PM   
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It's about 4 hours and 30 minutes to till the moment of *R A P T U R E * arrives here in Sydney.

I'm waiting with baited breath and legs crossed. I will keep you all posted as events unfold .......

PS: If you don't hear from me, you'll all know I'm knocking on the Pearly Gates ...... Hallelujah!


Oh thank goodness... it's been so quiet tonight, that I was starting to wonder if I were one of the sweeptstakes winners... cept I was thinking. "If I've been ratured why the fuck do I still have cable as opposed to fiber optic ... AND WHY IN HELL IS THE MATRIX ON TV... Oh fuck THIS must be hell."


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:32:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle

I'm waiting with baited breath and legs crossed.


Keeping your legs crossed is a good idea.

I've heard there are a lot of perverts on here.

But you didn't hear that from me.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:37:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle

I'm waiting with baited breath and legs crossed.


Keeping your legs crossed is a good idea.

I've heard there are a lot of perverts on here.

But you didn't hear that from me.




Plan B is a miraculous conversion at 5.59 pm.

Which is scheduled to last (a) for an eternity (if the great moment of * R A P T U R E * actually happens) or (b) till c 630 pm ( In all other circumstances. I thought it might be a good idea to give it 30 minutes just in case God screwed up on a few details and is running late. You know what men are like ....)

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:42:20 PM   
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Plan B is a miraculous conversion at 5.59 pm.

Which is scheduled to last (a) for an eternity (if the great moment of * R A P T U R E * actually happens) or (b) till c 630 pm ( In all other circumstances. I thought it might be a good idea to give it 30 minutes just in case God screwed up on a few details and is running late. You know what men are like ....)


Yeah... Like what if his car won't start?
But I'll tell ya, what really worries me is this...






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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:43:51 PM   
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Yeah... Like what if his car won't start?
But I'll tell ya, what really worries me is this...


Just look, the ears are right and everything

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:54:36 PM   
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Yeah... Like what if his car won't start?
But I'll tell ya, what really worries me is this...


Just look, the ears are right and everything

Indeedies. Than man could do Alfred E Neuman out of his career on the cover of MAD magazine, couldn't he?

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:58:44 PM   
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