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tweakabelle -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:15:06 AM)

******************* FIRST REPORT FROM THE FRONTLINE ******************


It's 6.08 pm here in Sydney and I can report that .......... NOTHING HAPPENED

The sky didn't cave in, there were no earthquakes (tho a friend of mine burped significantly at 6.02 pm), there were no thunderbolts, no flashes of lightening ........

Instead 6 pm - the appointed hour of DOOM - came and went as quietly as a church mouse. AFAIK, no one died, no one was struck down or lifted up. If the RAPTURE boat came calling, it missed all of us here in Sydney.

I want my money back! [:D] [:D]



Kirata -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:16:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle

If the RAPTURE boat came calling, it missed all of us here in Sydney.

Just shows what an evil country y'all have down there. [:D]

K.



tweakabelle -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:18:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kirata


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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle

If the RAPTURE boat came calling, it missed all of us here in Sydney.

Just shows what an evil country y'all have down there. [:D]

K.

LOL. I'm sure you'd love to join us in some divinely decadent post-Rapture SIN SIN SIN! [:D]



LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 2:51:33 AM)


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I remember ALL of them (I only deny it for effect)


hahahahahaha ... We'll be back with move devilishness after I lob one more across the pond to Lady Constanze... She finally admitted to being a Dylan Fetishist

Besides... I was at this one sitting directly in front of Patrick Leahy and his son... they STUNK of weed...

http://youtu.be/QJVw4P2rP_c



What do you mean finally? I never denied that Bob Dylan is one of the greatest songwriters EVER, in fact I always claimed that very loudly, and let me tell you, I recall when his son came on the scene with the Wallflowers, then all of a sudden all the other kids discovered daddy Dylan, the father of the guy who wrote "One Headlight", ha ignorants, I had all of his Bobness' albums, thanks to an English teacher who used his lyrics...



MstrPBK -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 2:58:23 AM)

Don't even know why i am responding to this. But my view is:

I'll talk to my God; and my God will talk to your God; and your God will talk to you.
In the end every thing works out one way or another.

MstrPBK
St. Paul, MN USA



LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 3:34:08 AM)

Well, I sorted out the garage and my wardrobe, I'm off now to bring a load of stuff to the charity shop, in case Rapture should happen while I'm not in, I got this on the iPod

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJpB_AEZf6U



SilverMark -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 3:40:14 AM)

Wasn't the end already supposed to happen, or is Jesus on Pacific time? It's that or is heaven is an apartment in Jacksonville, Florida.



LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 5:24:05 AM)

Well, it's almost 1.30 pm now and it still hasn't happened - think I can manage a quick shower before I'm off to meet friends - err of course I mean wait patiently for the end of the world to come...



LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 6:57:19 AM)

I can't believe nobody has brought up this song... I mean after all it's the end of the world...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8



mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 7:01:01 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BweCXILNe28

I would rather get an end of the world blowjob to this one.



LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 9:57:42 AM)

Well, 6 pm they said, 4 more minutes to go, I might miss Dr Who...



popeye1250 -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 10:08:36 AM)

Skipper, what happens if the rapture machine malfunctions and just rips the clothes off of them?
"Sweet Jesus! Look at all those naked fatties!" "Martha, don't look!"
Ther'd be a huge pile of clothes, keys and wallets in heaven!
"Saint Peter, report to the front office ASAP!"



EternalHoH -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 10:14:45 AM)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OQIPWxK_Vs




bighappygoth39 -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 10:48:01 AM)

World hasn't ended yet.
(Which is just as well: I'd have missed Doctor Who if it had...)



LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 11:01:24 AM)

I'm currently watching Dr Who... No sign of Rapture so far...

but another fitting song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 11:18:42 AM)

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I want my money back!


Well luckily, you didn't purchase any of our rather costly 'redemption products. Because I'll be honest, once payment has gone through Mr. Sheen's office and converted to rock, it's next to impossible to get a refund.

As to spiritual refunds for unnecessary praying or various other types of grovelling to God. I understand that a customer service department

I'm happy to be able to provide their REAL corporate data... Everyone should be sure to call them and congratulate them on getting our attention (I lobbed a call to my telco know-it-all friend and according to what he knows, their phone service provider charges them $.02 for each minute after they reach their contractual limit on calls)
It would be really nice if Everyone in the worls could call them before monday, so my prophetic prediction about their going into forced receivership comes true:

Family Stations Inc. 290 Hegenberger Road Oakland, CA 94621 US Domain Name: FAMILYRADIO.COM Administrative Contact: Thornton, William [email protected] Family Stations, Inc 290 HEGENBERGER RD OAKLAND, CA 94621-1436 US (510) 568-6200 fax: (510) 633-7983 Technical Contact: Downey, Daniel [email protected] Family Stations, Inc 290 HEGENBERGER RD OAKLAND, CA 94621-1436 US (510) 568-6200 fax: (510) 430-0582



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 11:25:25 AM)

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Skipper, what happens if the rapture machine malfunctions and just rips the clothes off of them?
"Sweet Jesus! Look at all those naked fatties!" "Martha, don't look!"
Ther'd be a huge pile of clothes, keys and wallets in heaven!
"Saint Peter, report to the front office ASAP!"


hmmmmm that's a toughie, our having no actual affiliation with Heaven.com, or anything actually good or wholesome for that matter. I mean, if your boss' sainted grandmother needed a good fisting, we could work that out no problem.
   But let me take a philosophical stab at it. Try to look at it from the standpoint of when you and SO us3ed to swing. Your keys always ended up in an ashtray, and that wasn't such a big deal. Why not look at it that way and grab a nearby naked woman by the hair and make her your bitch. Just be careful you don't get Nancy Reagan there is some speculation that her giant Crossbow gimmick worked.




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 11:28:49 AM)

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Sinners, I have to confess that the miraculous conversion I had planned for 5.59 pm has, through the INTERVENTION of the GOOD LORD, arrived a little earlier than expected. Yes, Brothers and Sisters, this little one has been SAVED, I have taken my place amongst the glorious ranks of THOSE TO BE RAPTURED and left the utility bills unpaid (well, you never know do you?


I guess we'll all get laptops if we go. Tweak... are  they refurbs?



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 11:48:00 AM)

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let me queue up and other hellish number...


Backatcha... heh

Dude Looks Like a Lady

K.


Well THAT Dude certainly does. I was IT direcrtor for the company that is their exclusive ground transportation vendor.... If folks really knew Steve, and personality mattered, he wouldn't be able to secure employment in a Dunkin Donuts. Luckilly for him, there is a world of people who just plain like music. I'll confess, 'walk this way' get's me boppin' as much as the next guy. And I've been pulled over really high playing "Toys in the Attic" once 8-)




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 11:49:52 AM)

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Speaking of Jane....
K.


BTW - I like you... you remind me of a healthier Ken Kesey




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