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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 10:18:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
Well, what time is it in Israel right now? Bible concentrates most on that, so I guess the Rapture is going to happen on their time line
That would be my guess too.


Guess? Dude, some major drunk sub was in here last night and used up ALL the guesses we had alloted for subs... sorry, rules are rules




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 10:27:43 PM)

Early returns from facebook seem to indicate this rapture WASN'T for people...



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Lucylastic -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 10:30:34 PM)

OK I loved Six Feet Under
and this certainly seemed appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg&feature=player_embedded
I did borrow the link from huffpo tho:)




LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 3:30:49 AM)

I was quite looking forward to rape, pillage and plunder bit...

Oh well, I guess we gotta wait for Dec 21st 2012... Rapture's so elusive, always just around the corner




rulemylife -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 3:41:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I was quite looking forward to rape, pillage and plunder bit...

Oh well, I guess we gotta wait for Dec 21st 2012... Rapture's so elusive, always just around the corner


What's truly funny is that the people who believed this guy still have their faith.

God was just testing them.

Apparently by making them believe in a nutcase.


Apocalypse believers await the end

In New York's Times Square, Robert Fitzpatrick, of Staten Island, said he was surprised when the six o'clock hour simply came and went. He had spent his own money to put up advertising about the end of the world.

"I can't tell you what I feel right now," he said, surrounded by tourists. "Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."

Many followers said the delay was a further test from God to persevere in their faith.

"It's still May 21 and God's going to bring it," said Family Radio's special projects coordinator Michael Garcia, who spent Saturday morning praying and drinking two last cups of coffee with his wife at home in Alameda. "When you say something and it doesn't happen, your pride is what's hurt. But who needs pride? God said he resists the proud and gives grace to the humble."




LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 3:45:33 AM)

Well, wasn't it always the easiest trick in the book to get people to start a war they don't want by saying "It's God's will..." or keeping them in check...

The guy who spent all his money on the end of the world ads, well he's got 18 months to save up for the next ad campaign...




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 8:14:03 AM)

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Well, wasn't it always the easiest trick in the book to get people to start a war they don't want by saying "It's God's will..." or keeping them in check...

The guy who spent all his money on the end of the world ads, well he's got 18 months to save up for the next ad campaign...


Well, it's gonna be a hard sell unless he cops a latino accent and claims mayan roots.

But WTF? Someone's gonna get high mileage out of it.... I just hope I can pick the right line of fallback products to make a killing





SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 8:17:13 AM)

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What's truly funny is that the people who believed this guy still have their faith.

God was just testing them.

Apparently by making them believe in a nutcase.


you're just bummed cause God ain't kicking down your door saying "Daddy's home and he's spankin mad"





SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 9:24:01 AM)

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I was quite looking forward to rape, pillage and plunder bit...


Girls ... always thinking about shopping.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 10:55:26 AM)

Since Rapture was cancelled, anybody interested coming to the Dylan party I am going to hold on Tuesday?

I'm having wine and cheese and Italian food...




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 5:01:53 PM)

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Since Rapture was cancelled, anybody interested coming to the Dylan party I am going to hold on Tuesday?
I'm having wine and cheese and Italian food...


Will your Doggies be there?
I would like to watch the cat go through his washing ordeal





SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 5:12:45 PM)

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What's truly funny is that the people who believed this guy still have their faith.
God was just testing them.
Apparently by making them believe in a nutcase.


Here's why ... they were al given one of these in advance



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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 5:23:47 PM)

My personal favorite is "Convoluted explanation using long list of Bible Quotes"

How the fuck can you miss with that?





tweakabelle -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/22/2011 5:25:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

Here's why ... they were al given one of these in advance

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Is it possible to organise a poll on this pressing question of international importance? We need answers!

For mine, "Actually a reason to give us more money" has got to be a winner. Who could possibly object to that? Losers need cash yanno ...... [:D]




LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/23/2011 1:32:24 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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Since Rapture was cancelled, anybody interested coming to the Dylan party I am going to hold on Tuesday?
I'm having wine and cheese and Italian food...


Will your Doggies be there?
I would like to watch the cat go through his washing ordeal




Of course my doggies will be there, cats, dogs and pet rat will be present, so far 3 friends said they'd come (one actually was a cheeky bugger and said he will endure His Bobness because I pormised to have Italian buffet style food...), might actually invite boss (but then I need to make much more food)




Moonhead -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/23/2011 11:29:10 AM)

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mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/23/2011 11:31:16 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKM2p8NLv1w

god is gonna call me home.




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