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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 10:13:39 AM   
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Im tempted,
If it happens Im off in this rather delightful raffia and rattan weave basket, with lotsa room if anyone wants to join the party


In the words of the late great Senator Edward M. Kennedy "Move Ovah, Move Ovah"


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 10:56:43 AM   
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Product Safety Warning - To The guys from ACLU, the Inflatable Manger ain't gonna fool anybody in your case. Despite that fact, I am ignoring your request for a refund... Charlie says it's cut really heavy anyway

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 12:39:46 PM   
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Only three more shopping days till the Apocolypse!

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 12:41:02 PM   
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Too bad I am working. Watch me miss it all, dayum.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 12:41:03 PM   
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Only three more shopping days till the Apocolypse!


I just bought a tree I've been coveting. Do you think the tree will survive it?


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 12:42:52 PM   
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Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done and eaten when the rocket goes off, and I also won't be mowing the lawn on saturday, after all. 

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 12:45:35 PM   
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Only three more shopping days till the Apocolypse!


I just bought a tree I've been coveting. Do you think the tree will survive it?

It will but you won't - thou shalt not covet your neighbors, uh, tentpole.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 12:47:24 PM   
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Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done and eaten when the rocket goes off, and I also won't be mowing the lawn on saturday, after all. 


I think I will grill that steak I've got in my freezer. Maybe even go buy a container of Whitey's Moosetracks for dessert. If I am going out, I am going out BIG! Pun intended.


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 12:52:03 PM   
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Maybe even unlesbian yourself for Jeffff for a few minutes or so?  That'd be big for you and him, maybe get you some brownie points with the old geezer a'comin'....

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 12:57:58 PM   
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Maybe even unlesbian yourself for Jeffff for a few minutes or so?  That'd be big for you and him, maybe get you some brownie points with the old geezer a'comin'....


Jefffffy/Ward, no longer speaks to me. I think he must be having an affair with Mrs. Haskell.

June


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:07:25 PM   
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It'll be just our fucking luck if something DOES happen on Saturday.

K.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:07:49 PM   
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I hope it is nice and sunny here, otherwise.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:10:00 PM   
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It'll be just our fucking luck if something DOES happen on Saturday.

K.



I was thinking exactly the same thing!


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:12:35 PM   
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Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done and eaten when the rocket goes off, and I also won't be mowing the lawn on saturday, after all. 

The nut behind this claim is predicting a series of massive earthquakes sweeping the globe hitting each time zone at 6PM.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:12:47 PM   
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I hope it is nice and sunny here, otherwise.

We're lookin' at sunny and 85 here...

If anybody goes missing, I'll let ya know. I figure we'll both still be here.

K.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:14:55 PM   
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If Jesus is a Muslim, all those folks carrying those folks carrying signs about the second coming, could be in Deep Shit!

< Message edited by SilverMark -- 5/18/2011 1:15:49 PM >


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:40:39 PM   
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Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done and eaten when the rocket goes off, and I also won't be mowing the lawn on saturday, after all.


We probably have to calculate the time the football games in England are over for the day, as I am sure god wants an audience for this and it supposedly starts in Greenwich... Isn't THAT convenient?

OR... Maybe the people with the billboards will update when they get a final number... and yeah, fuck the lawn
if they're right you'll get a free landscaping anyway

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:41:52 PM   
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If Jesus is a Muslim, all those folks carrying those folks carrying signs about the second coming, could be in Deep Shit!


My advice it carry a sharpy and get ready for an edit JUST in case

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:43:50 PM   
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I am hoping that the wisdom of the late Great Frank Zappa (Ay Dee Doo) holds true

"They say that we are created in God's image. So if we're dumb, maybe God's dumb too"


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/18/2011 1:45:10 PM   
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It'll be just our fucking luck if something DOES happen on Saturday.


The bad news: the world will end one day which means one of these loony tune perdictions will, by chance, appear to have come true.

The good news: we wont' be here and so won't have to listen to the dinks crowing about how they were right.


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