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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 4:06:46 AM   
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Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done and eaten when the rocket goes off, and I also won't be mowing the lawn on saturday, after all. 



Ron, I am shocked by your answer, the word blowjob is no where in it!

Here's how it should read;


Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done, with my dick in some girls mouth and cumming, when the rocket goes off

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 5:46:28 AM   
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Rapture partys people!

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'Rapture Parties' Planned to Celebrate Doomsday Saturday May 21


With the end of the world looming this Saturday (May 21), non-believers are planning "Rapture parties" to poke a little fun at the Doomsday prediction and also raise awareness for other causes.

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A Web group called TalkAndAct.com is sponsoring a Rapture party because "skeptics, activists, comedians and others don't believe his apocalyptic warning for one second," organizers said in a statement Wednesday. The live streaming "Judgment Day Party" will start at 00:00:01 on May 21 and run until midnight, other events permitting, of course.

In Tacoma, Wash., producers of a local talk show "Ask the Atheist" will sponsor a Rapture party themed "Countdown to Backpedaling: The End is Nah!"

A group called American Atheists has a short list of Rapture parties occurring in a handful of other cities.


Full article at http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110519/sc_livescience/rapturepartiesplannedtocelebratedoomsdaysaturdaymay21


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 5:47:45 AM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 6:25:18 AM   
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http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113038645444901 ..... the ascension passing of so many fun-loving <insert noun of your choice here>

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 6:28:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey guys I've just realised 6 pm on the 21 st is going to happen here in Sydney first. So I'll be sure to send you a post from on Highthe party !!!! Remember you'll hear about it here first! Hallelujah!!!! roflmao

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 6:28:49 AM   
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Blow me to this, OH...........

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 6:42:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done and eaten when the rocket goes off, and I also won't be mowing the lawn on saturday, after all. 



Ron, I am shocked by your answer, the word blowjob is no where in it!

Here's how it should read;


Do we have an exact time (central please) I wanna be well in my cups and the barbeque done, with my dick in some girls mouth and cumming, when the rocket goes off

Could it be almost like a Passover thing? A "sex act of haste".... and like blowhobs will take too long?
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 6:42:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm so not dressing up for Doomsday, I mean come on, how often have they predicted it the last few years and we were cheated each time! All dressed up and nothing happened, credit card bills racked up to the hilt as "The end of the world is coming anyway so I don't need to pay the bank back..." And then nothing happened, niente, nada!

I'm leaving my cell number, so in case it does happen, somebody please give me a shout that I can come... I'm just keeping my options open...

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 6:43:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Blohobs take too long?  What fresh hell is this?  By god, treason!!!!

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 6:57:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah of course God makes mistakes, thinking otherwise is fecked up thinking. The Pope, well? I am not sure about organized religion as the place to find God most of the time, in my books.

Coveting trees is healthy, not perverted at al. Have you ever really looked at a tree?

Prince is not longer "formerly known as", hasnt been for aaages. He did that to get out of a contract.

This is the kind of wisdom to take to your grave/rapture.

Why is it the blowjobs take so long anyway? Cuentame. I know it is not 'just me' because I have heard out of the babes/men's mouth that they tend to take long. Hurts my jaw thinking about it. And guys complain about chicks.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:06:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		GOD has in fact made a fee mistake. The most notable o being NOT EXISTING AND FORGETTING TO TELL
The Catholics
The Jews
The Muslims
The Hindus
The Buddhists
The. AEROSMITH FANS
My Mother-in-law
And host of others.
Personally, I think th,ey all have one hell of a lawsuit


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:08:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		The Greatful Dead seem to be ok with all the snafus. (they seem to be greatful, in any case, as well as dead).

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:10:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: manatthewheel

GOD has in fact made a fee mistake. The most notable o being NOT EXISTING AND FORGETTING TO TELL
The Catholics
The Jews
The Muslims
The Hindus
The Buddhists
The. AEROSMITH FANS
My Mother-in-law
And host of others.
Personally, I think th,ey all have one hell of a lawsuit




Sure, sure, glad you know. You is a smahtie. A lawsuit sounds like a really bright plan, you must be seriously educated, I am impressed, whoa. He made fee mistakes too huh? Cool, thanks for letting me know before the fat lady sings and all she wrote. Do you have anything else to say in Caps?

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:12:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		The Grateful Dead also wear quite alot of tie dye and are unattractive, that is always fun!

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:13:24 AM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:25:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Jerry has lost a lot weight since dying, though: he's looking a lot better than the rest at this point...

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:26:18 AM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:28:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		It takes a realllly long time to blow him now even though he isnt as much of a fatty anymore.

I heard if you lose 35lbs you gain an inch of cock.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:28:24 AM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 7:28:39 AM   
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The Greatful Dead seem to be ok with all the snafus. (they seem to be greatful, in any case, as well as dead).

They have their own God. And from the ones I have met, they'rxpecting a concert when they get there

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