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GreedyTop -> 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 12:39:53 AM)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110519/ts_yblog_thelookout/pr-campaign-for-the-apocalypse-seems-to-be-working




NocturnalStalker -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 12:45:15 AM)

For you, May 21st, 2011, was the end of days.  The Armageddon.  Judgment Day. 

But for NocturnalStalker, it was Saturday.




WyldHrt -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 12:59:33 AM)

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For you, May 21st, 2011, was the end of days.  The Armageddon.  Judgment Day.

Pretty much. Despite the best efforts of everyone working here, my asshole of an OCD, micromanaging, perpetually bitchy and judgmental boss is coming back from Louisiana on Saturday. His first act will be to inspect the facility and scream to high hell if he sees so much as a paperclip out of place.

We're kinda hoping the world actually will end. It might be preferable. [8D]




MsLadySue -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 1:16:36 AM)

It's only Friday NS you haven't experienced Saturday yet.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 1:22:26 AM)

Everyday is Saturday.




willbeurdaddy -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 2:17:51 AM)

5/21/11....a kickass lineup at the Doheny Blues Festival. Thats the definition of rapture. I just dont understand

1. how the writers of the Bible knew it was going to happen?
2. Why they would bother to hide it so only a numerologist would be able to figure it out? To limit sales so that Jesus could still get a VIP ticket in case he was running a little late on his credit card bills?




flcouple2009 -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 6:17:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

For you, May 21st, 2011, was the end of days.  The Armageddon.  Judgment Day. 

But for NocturnalStalker, it was Saturday.



I may be wrong but since today is the 20th I don't believe  THAT Sat has happened yet.

Are the hair products affecting your thought?  [:D]




OttersSwim -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 6:22:33 AM)

You know, 6:01 p.m. is going to be a defining moment for that guy...  [;)]




GreedyTop -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 6:24:04 AM)

6:01 tomorrow is about when I expect to hear from Mom :  "DAMMIT!!  WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET ALL THIS CRAP??? AND WHY ARE YOU KEEPING IT???? "




mynxkat -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 6:34:26 AM)

Oh I love all the 'end of the world' stuff... Does anyone remember the huge flap over Dec 12, 2012? The world is going to end then, too. Should be interesting.





Icarys -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 6:40:25 AM)

If it does happen, I hope I have enough time to post...Neener Neener Bitches!




Phoenixpower -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 6:40:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

6:01 tomorrow is about when I expect to hear from Mom :  "DAMMIT!!  WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET ALL THIS CRAP??? AND WHY ARE YOU KEEPING IT???? "


Lol, my mum is usually the one getting to hear such things as she is the squirrel in our family who keeps everything (and I mean EVERYTHING). [:D]

My dad would be more the one talking like that [:)]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 6:41:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: flcouple2009

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

For you, May 21st, 2011, was the end of days.  The Armageddon.  Judgment Day. 

But for NocturnalStalker, it was Saturday.



I may be wrong but since today is the 20th I don't believe  THAT Sat has happened yet.

Are the hair products affecting your thought?  [:D]



I'm saying that so that when the world does end tomorrow the two people that survive will see that message and worship me as a God that has somehow transcended the apocalypse. 

Genius, huh?  Bet you never thought of that.




GreedyTop -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 6:42:03 AM)

heh.. my Dad never had to live with my packrat tendencies...




LaTigresse -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 7:33:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

6:01 tomorrow is about when I expect to hear from Mom :  "DAMMIT!!  WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET ALL THIS CRAP??? AND WHY ARE YOU KEEPING IT???? "


Lol, my mum is usually the one getting to hear such things as she is the squirrel in our family who keeps everything (and I mean EVERYTHING). [:D]

My dad would be more the one talking like that [:)]


I was very glad I was not part of the crew that moved my mother the last time. She is a hoarder. When I was last in her apartment I counted 36 wash clothes, 42 towels, and 29 bottles of perfume. I didn't peek in the shower but my sister said there is so much bath stuff in there, there is hardly room for a human body to take a shower. The woman has THREE working vacuum cleaners. She lives by herself, rarely has company, and buys food in bulk. Three loaves of bread sitting on the table with TWO gallon jars of pickles....one open. A chest deep freeze that is full and a full size refrigerator that is packed.

Apparently when they moved her, one entire bedroom was literally full of boxes of Avon products. When I visited her apartment, there was a basket on the shelf below the wash clothes (one entire shelf) and towels (two shelves) that was about 1 1/2 feet x 1 foot x 1 foot......FULL of lipsticks.

It is sad really......

If she disappears with the rapture, I will tell my brother and sister in law to just let her welfare neighbours clean her place out and take whatever their little hearts desire.




Musicmystery -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 7:34:22 AM)

— "kevinism" suggests a "#Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your old clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."




LaTigresse -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 7:34:59 AM)

Ohhhhhhh THAT would be awesome!!!!!!




GreedyTop -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 7:36:28 AM)

Tim.. you are just SO twisted!!  (I love it!!)




Musicmystery -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 7:37:11 AM)

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I just dont understand

1. how the writers of the Bible knew it was going to happen?

Silly. God told them, under divine inspiration.
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2. Why they would bother to hide it so only a numerologist would be able to figure it out?

Because God works in mysterious ways.

Gosh, do I have to explain everything to you???

[:D]




mnottertail -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/20/2011 7:37:41 AM)

I am envisioning thousands of Mayan actuarials sitting in front of calculators, computers cosmic charts. Mounds of papers and shit all over the floor, researching and near tears, bleary eyed, sleeples tearing their hair out, where did we go wrong?  Is that supposed to be a negative P there?  Jesus!!! Why can't we find it?




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