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LaTigresse -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 4:44:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CynthiaWVirginia I have to be sure to have enough wine, lol.[/color] I have the perfect solution. ALWAYS keep the wine cellar stocked like the end of the world, as we know it, is coming. Never get caught running low.

needlesandpins -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 5:48:04 AM)
i watched this guy on the tv earlier. he has got it wrong before but he's so addament that it will happen and at 6pm. why would god tell the first writers of the bible to do this in code anyway if he didn't then why would the writer be even thinking of it. all seems very far fetched to me, mind you the bible in general seems far fetched to me. needles

sirsholly -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 5:55:41 AM)
quote: Rapture is more like "chosen get a pass to Heaven." And that BIG ride is bodily ascension into heaven. waiting patiently here...being one of the chosen and all. [image]http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/devil2b.gif[/image]

windchymes -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 8:41:31 AM)
quote: Rapture is more like "chosen get a pass to Heaven." And that BIG ride is bodily ascension into heaven. With all the translations, what if it's really supposed to read "chosen get a pass ON heaven" and its the rest of us that get to go. Hmmmmm?

Icarys -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 8:45:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes quote: Rapture is more like "chosen get a pass to Heaven." And that BIG ride is bodily ascension into heaven. With all the translations, what if it's really supposed to read "chosen get a pass ON heaven" and its the rest of us that get to go. Hmmmmm? Even if Christians don't go to heaven..you're still going to hell. [:D]

altoonamaster -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 8:51:24 AM)
if i had a dollar for every time some religious fanatic said the world was gone to end i could retire

Icarys -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 8:54:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: altoonamaster if i had a dollar for every time some religious fanatic said the world was gone to end i could retire One of'm is bound to get it right one day.

NuevaVida -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 9:08:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys One of'm is bound to get it right one day. Harold Camping (who predicted today) got it wrong in 1994, too. I'd say he ain't the guy.

mnottertail -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 9:09:47 AM)
Remember the admonition by Hesus!!!!! Whatever binds you up on earth will bind you up in heaven.

Icarys -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 9:10:49 AM)
quote: Harold Camping (who predicted today) got it wrong in 1994, too. I'd say he ain't the guy. So he's tenacious..I admire that in a person.[:D]

windchymes -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 9:13:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Remember the admonition by Hesus!!!!! Whatever binds you up on earth will bind you up in heaven. Oh great, they got iron pills in heaven.

Icarys -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 9:15:12 AM)
quote: Oh great, they got iron pills in heaven. I'm feeling a little moved by your humor.

Cuffkinks -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 9:20:01 AM)
Is TSA working the pearly gates? Will there be a heavenly pat-down?

JstAnotherSub -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 9:23:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery — "kevinism" suggests a "#Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your old clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town." [sm=biggrin.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/21/2011 11:02:56 PM)
I refuse to get Raptured if my furbabies cant go too, or if former fuzzbabies arent already there!

needlesandpins -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/22/2011 1:03:43 AM)
well it's 9am here in the UK and i'm still here. not that that says alot as i never had any intention of going anywhere, there's a grand prix on today. but it remains to be seen who has disappeared if any. my neighbours are still here coz i've heard them, but really that wouldn't have been much of a loss really. as it's only the soul that goes, i assume, will he be able to claim that everyone who died last night were the ones who went? needles

LanceHughes -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/23/2011 6:04:05 PM)
A friend suggested that "gawd almighty" DID visit Earth to pick-up his chosen few. Looked around and said, "None of these are worth bending down to lift them up." And to all those that were wondering about 6PM in which time zone - it was a "traveling" thing. 6PM local time in whatever zone you were in. Last time, I think he did rapture based on Jerusalem time - all at once.

TheShrew -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/24/2011 12:41:19 AM)
He's come out to say "invisible judgement" occured May 21, then finished with "the actual worlds end [via fireball] will arrive on Oct 21."

subboi3382 -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/24/2011 2:49:50 AM)
"invisible?" is it like wifi? quote: ORIGINAL: TheShrew He's come out to say "invisible judgement" occured May 21, then finished with "the actual worlds end [via fireball] will arrive on Oct 21."

TheShrew -> RE: 5/21/11 (5/24/2011 2:51:45 AM)
Nope. You can tap into someones wifi and it have tangible evidence of its presence based on the spiffy connectivity to the interwebz. Apparently, this is much more covert in that "next level" sneaky type of way.

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