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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 5:34:11 AM

DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Let me translate your words into a vanilla context...

"I'm really wondering, I'm always looking through the window of this cafe/pub/club and a lot of chicks hang out, so I went in there to see if they want to shag a guy, just for fun, no strings, I mean I would be happy if they'd get naked and just let me masturbate while looking at them. I don't want to buy them a drink or even talk to them, I just want to have my fun. Why do they all want a relationship? Don't they understand I got a wife at home who mustn't know about me trying to bang a chick quickly on the side, I mean I got a life outside.... Do they not realize I don't want to worry about what they might like? I mean where are the level headed, down to earth, just want to have fun girls who will bang me and then go away? Women are so evil, they are mean and just want money! I am having a pity party now!"

FFS, why should I want to watch a stranger on cam? Why should I spend time with some dude who just wants to get his rocks off? You know what? Not a dime a dozen - you get a few hundred of them for a dime, so what makes you stick out, why you over all the other selfish wankers who want to have a bit of fun?

There will be women willing to watch you on cam, but since there is nothing in it for them in terms of fun, they will charge you. Fair game! Your bit of fun is just not our bit of fun and most of us wouldn't even want to play if you'd pay so grab the ones who are willing to endure your cam show, I know we are all such meanies.

LadyC, you ought to know what makes us men stick out after all these years.....

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 5:38:47 AM

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LadyC, you ought to know what makes us men stick out after all these years.....

shrunken elastic in your Fruit-of-the-looms?

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 5:41:47 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

LadyC, you ought to know what makes us men stick out after all these years.....

Steven, my eyesight is going, hand me the magnifying glass and I try to tell you

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 8:09:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
LadyC, you ought to know what makes us men stick out after all these years.....

Steven, my eyesight is going, hand me the magnifying glass and I try to tell you

Ah....tiny penis humiliation with Doms...gotta love it!

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 9:47:27 AM

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I can't speak for everyone, but you're definition of fun, OP, and Mine just aren't the same thing. Why do I want to sit at home and watch a screen? Better yet, why would I want to sit at home and watch a screen basically providing entertainment for somebody that I don't even know? Instead, I could be out doing things that I enjoy to people who are willing to play in person. In weighing those two options, either bored to tears or actually having fun........... I think I'll choose to have fun.

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 11:32:00 AM

LadyConstanze

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LP, I think we just have to accept the fact that we are meanies because we don't want to indulge random internet wankers with cam shows. I have the strong suspicion that we're both very well able to live with that fact... Oh the guilt, the guilt, I guess I just need to press refresh to make it go away...

< Message edited by LadyConstanze -- 5/21/2011 11:41:08 AM >

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 12:12:51 PM

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Y'all are just MEAN!! Which is why I stay here :)

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 12:37:58 PM

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I know I am repeating myself, but I can't get past the notion of an old-fashioned mistress who likes to cam. "Back in the day, the real Old Guard fem dommes would cam for free out of pure enjoyment. Now meat life has diluted the life style, and women want men to go to real life events. I mourn for the passing of the old ways."

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 12:50:55 PM

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I'll have you all know that I am a 527th Degree Mistress and Royal Grand High Holy Head Poohbah of the Loyal Order of Wombats, a highly respected branch of Ye Olde Pleather Garde, and proud to carry on the Aynchunt Tradishuns of Thee Olde Wayes. I have many cam slaves in My stable and I just bestowed a Velcro Collar of Consideration on another pathetic worm this morning. If the worthless loser proves himself worthy of a few minutes of My Divine Attention, I might even turn on My Holy Webcam and allow him to behold My Divine Magnificence. How dare you cretins disrespect the noble cam slave? For shame!

No, I did not type that with a straight face. Not even close.

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 2:17:16 PM

ElanSubdued

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kinkysubmissive8,

Up to here...

"I was wondering if there is anyone out there just looking to have a sub serve them for fun"

...you had me on side. But you lost me here...

"no strings just a good old fashion get on cam and let me laugh at you type of Mistress"

and here...

"do you know understand I have a life outside this lifestyle".

Catering to a person you don't know and for whom you have no emotional investment in, for many people, feels like (or is) work and that's why fees are charged. Also, for a great many, hooking up with a random stranger on a web camera holds no interest. Note the phrase "random stranger". I have friends I speak with through instant messaging programs. Note the word "friends". There is nothing random about the people I choose to speak with over Internet technologies and it is always the case these people have taken the time to get to know me and we share mutual interests and friendship. Though I'm not a dominant woman, I have yet to meet a domme who feels differently on this matter.

< Message edited by ElanSubdued -- 5/21/2011 2:31:23 PM >

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 2:23:16 PM

ElanSubdued

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LadyConstanze,

quote:

But if that means that I don't want to watch some complete stranger jerking off on cam "for my amusement" (can somebody please pass the puke bucket)...

*passes LadyConstanze a "puke bucket"*

That's my random act of kindness for today. :-)

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 2:28:37 PM

ElanSubdued

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Otters,

quote:

DarkSteven:
LadyC, you ought to know what makes us men stick out after all these years.....

LadyConstanze:
Steven, my eyesight is going, hand me the magnifying glass and I try to tell you

OttersSwim:
Ah....tiny penis humiliation with Doms...gotta love it!

Oh no. Suggestive sales. Bad Otters. Bad. A slew of "how many Dommes are into small penis humiliation" threads will now be forthcoming!

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 3:45:52 PM

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For LadyPact and Constanze:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ScBNkXaJk

A new theme song!

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 4:29:19 PM

Delilya

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Anyone bring the party favors? I love a good pity party.

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 4:46:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

I know I am repeating myself, but I can't get past the notion of an old-fashioned mistress who likes to cam. "Back in the day, the real Old Guard fem dommes would cam for free out of pure enjoyment. Now meat life has diluted the life style, and women want men to go to real life events. I mourn for the passing of the old ways."

The man says what I am thinking. I am one of them newfangled 'in it for the real life sex and violence and nice satisfying power structures' wimminz. Shame on me indeed!

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/21/2011 5:39:22 PM

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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
VaguelyCurious

for
I am one of them newfangled
'in it for the real life sex and violence
and nice satisfying power structures'
wimminz.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3684421/mpage_2/key_/tm.htm#3685455

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/22/2011 4:41:01 AM

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Yay! QOTD!

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/22/2011 6:47:44 AM

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In my day, we had to walk 2 miles in the snow, uphill, both ways, just to see a cam!

GET OFF MY LAWN YA' DARN KIDS!

< Message edited by OttersSwim -- 5/22/2011 6:48:10 AM >

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/22/2011 7:06:17 AM

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FR

it might be because indeed not many Dommes think it is very funny to watch a guy on cam... they have a different kind of humor... i don't much understand it myself.

i do not think female subs have the same problem... many male Doms are very happy to laugh at female subs on cam for free

maybe you could consider switching or becoming bi?

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RE: Finding a Mistress - 5/22/2011 7:14:33 AM

VaguelyCurious

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FR

How easy do you reckon it would be to cam from a rocking chair? Or a porch swing? Would that make the viewer seasick, or what?

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