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Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 1:17:23 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 1:23:51 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 1:29:10 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 1:35:28 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 1:43:39 PM   
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Corsi: Trump Conspired With Obama To Neutralize Birther Controversy.http://truthiscontagious.com/2011/05/23/corsi-trump-conspired-with-obama-to-neutralize-birther-controversy

As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved".


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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 2:52:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Fellow

Obama story is not over yet. Things are developing:
Corsi: Trump Conspired With Obama To Neutralize Birther Controversy.http://truthiscontagious.com/2011/05/23/corsi-trump-conspired-with-obama-to-neutralize-birther-controversy

As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved".




More PrisonPlanet/Alex Jones bullshit.

And do me a favor and learn how to post a link.

Corsi: Trump Conspired With Obama To

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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 3:12:51 PM   
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As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved".


Still not gettin' that burden of proof thing, are ya.

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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 3:22:01 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 3:23:27 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 3:28:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Fellow

Obama story is not over yet. Things are developing:
Corsi: Trump Conspired With Obama To Neutralize Birther Controversy.http://truthiscontagious.com/2011/05/23/corsi-trump-conspired-with-obama-to-neutralize-birther-controversy

As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved".





its not the second coming, its the change of the age.  I think we are going into water or aquarius and I think its more like 2050 not 60

if that asteroid does not wipe us out first.


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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 3:31:52 PM   
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Now, they're 6 dimensions short and only in the world for a short time.

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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:06:53 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:10:12 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:13:31 PM   
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What a timely discussion.    I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked?



well with electronic signatures we are heading into a whole new world of fraud.

in those days there is an original with the "WET INK" signature.

no different than a stamp that anyone can use


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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:16:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

What a timely discussion.    I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked?


Thats the whole point.. Jesus didnt have one.

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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:18:02 PM   
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Jesus was a one term Christ, so.........never resolved.

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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:24:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

What a timely discussion.    I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked?



well with electronic signatures we are heading into a whole new world of fraud.

in those days there is an original with the "WET INK" signature.

no different than a stamp that anyone can use



It did look like a cheap forgery to me.   But then I am not one to complain.

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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:40:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


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What a timely discussion.    I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked?


Thats the whole point.. Jesus didnt have one.



Maybe Obama was never born at all

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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:44:47 PM   
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RE: Another birther conspiracy - 5/23/2011 4:53:00 PM   
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As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved".




More ignorant drivel. Newton made the remark for the following reason.

"This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fanciful men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, and by doing so bring the sacred prophesies into discredit as often as their predictions fail." ~~Issac Newton

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