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tazzygirl -> Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 1:17:23 PM)
""""""""BREAKING NEWS"""""""" RAPTURE HALTED: Because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long form birth certificate, so the Rapture is temporarily on hold while Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wise men who were "supposedly" witness to the newly born Jesus back in the day. Unfortunately this means MONDAY will still come as originally scheduled .............

juliaoceania -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 1:23:51 PM)
We all know that Jesus was actually born in Egypt....that story about being born in Bethlehem was just a cover. His parents were trying to make him into an anchor baby

Moonhead -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 1:29:10 PM)
I thought Joseph was a Palestinian? Obviously a terrorist...

Marc2b -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 1:35:28 PM)
The bottom line is that Jesus is not an American, so when he does decide to come back he better stay outta America or we'll deport his ass!

Fellow -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 1:43:39 PM)
Obama story is not over yet. Things are developing: Corsi: Trump Conspired With Obama To Neutralize Birther Controversy.http://truthiscontagious.com/2011/05/23/corsi-trump-conspired-with-obama-to-neutralize-birther-controversy As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved".

rulemylife -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 2:52:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fellow Obama story is not over yet. Things are developing: Corsi: Trump Conspired With Obama To Neutralize Birther Controversy.http://truthiscontagious.com/2011/05/23/corsi-trump-conspired-with-obama-to-neutralize-birther-controversy As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved". More PrisonPlanet/Alex Jones bullshit. And do me a favor and learn how to post a link. Corsi: Trump Conspired With Obama To

Musicmystery -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 3:12:51 PM)
quote: As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved". Still not gettin' that burden of proof thing, are ya.

mnottertail -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 3:22:01 PM)
Everybody knows jesus is a spanish name and he was born in mexico.

juliaoceania -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 3:23:27 PM)
I have met several Jesuses

Real0ne -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 3:28:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fellow Obama story is not over yet. Things are developing: Corsi: Trump Conspired With Obama To Neutralize Birther Controversy.http://truthiscontagious.com/2011/05/23/corsi-trump-conspired-with-obama-to-neutralize-birther-controversy As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved". its not the second coming, its the change of the age. I think we are going into water or aquarius and I think its more like 2050 not 60 if that asteroid does not wipe us out first.

mnottertail -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 3:31:52 PM)
the 5th dimension were several dimensions and 100 years before their time. Now, they're 6 dimensions short and only in the world for a short time.

Real0ne -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:06:53 PM)
ok captain crypto

pahunkboy -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:10:12 PM)
What a timely discussion. I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked?

Real0ne -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:13:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy What a timely discussion. I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked? well with electronic signatures we are heading into a whole new world of fraud. in those days there is an original with the "WET INK" signature. no different than a stamp that anyone can use

tazzygirl -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:16:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy What a timely discussion. I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked? Thats the whole point.. Jesus didnt have one. [8\|]

mnottertail -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:18:02 PM)
Well at least we all know it was faked going into his second term, so we can put that to rest. Jesus was a one term Christ, so.........never resolved.

pahunkboy -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:24:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Real0ne quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy What a timely discussion. I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked? well with electronic signatures we are heading into a whole new world of fraud. in those days there is an original with the "WET INK" signature. no different than a stamp that anyone can use It did look like a cheap forgery to me. But then I am not one to complain.

juliaoceania -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:40:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy What a timely discussion. I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked? Thats the whole point.. Jesus didnt have one. [8\|] Maybe Obama was never born at all

flcouple2009 -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:44:47 PM)
The Son of a Carpenter with no papers, born in a back room add on and hunted by a government agency. Yep, Jesus was a Mexican

Politesub53 -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:53:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fellow As of Jesus; even every atheist knows The Second Coming year is 2060. Number one scientist I. Newton calculated this long time ago and it has not been "disproved". More ignorant drivel. Newton made the remark for the following reason. "This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fanciful men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, and by doing so bring the sacred prophesies into discredit as often as their predictions fail." ~~Issac Newton

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