Aynne88
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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu I'll revise the title to US movies people pretend to have seen: 10. The Great Escape (yankee BS: go watch The 49th Parallel or Morning Departure) 9. The Blade Runner (Excellent, and in love with Rutger Hauer ever since; sadly the director's cut isn't) 8. Good Fellas (Started to watch, stopped) 7. Apocalypse Now (Quite good, but needs more editing and less Brando) 6. This is Spinal Tap (I'll give it an 11. Smell the glove!) 5. Reservoir Dogs (truly dreadful and unleashed the anti-human that is quentar) 4. 2001 A Space Odyssey (Boring and wankerish in a sci-fi way, unlike Eyes Wide Shut which was just wankish) 3. Taxi Driver (would only make 44 minutes on a CSI episode now) 2. Casablanca (Dated, but a touching classic, and worth watching over and over again: although imagining Ronnie Reagan as Rick gives me the heebiejeebies; if remade now, Rick and Ilsa would use the letters of transit for themselves and abandon her husband to his fate) 1. The Godfather (Hated all of them, three of the worst films ever and progressively bad, overly long, boring, and inept...even worse than the book). So when someone says they 'loved' GFIII including Sofia Coppola, I know they haven't actually watched it. For the International list, I would add: (first three in my top 25 of all time) M [Truly chilling, and stands the test of time] Metropolis [same: chilling and stands the test of time] All Quiet on the Western Front 1930 [what Private Ryan should have been] Rashomon [never saw, always intend to] The Bicycle Thief [have never been able to finish] Pan's Labyrinth [vastly overrated] Life is Beautiful [vastly overrated] Brief Encounters [sniff: also if remade now would end with the doctor and heroine running away] The 400 Blows/Jules et Jim, or any French new wave [so wankerish now with all the spoilt bourgeousie] Any Fellini or Italian neorealism: SCTV did it better The Seventh Seal [More a cheap student film, although again introduced me to a lifelong crush of Max von Sydow: I prefer Wild Strawberries] Oh bullshit. Sorry but I have an obsession with all things Pacino, and I saw them loved them all and will see them again, much to the chagrin of anyone in the house when I decide to watch them. Just because you didn't enjoy it doesn't mean anyone who has is lying. How odd a thought process is that? Oh and I have seen Pan's Labyrinth a few times, I love that too.
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As long as people will shed the blood of innocent creatures there can be no peace, no liberty, no harmony between people. Slaughter and justice cannot dwell together. —Isaac Bashevis Singer, writer and Nobel laureate (1902–1991)
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