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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:45:10 AM   
PhilSlave


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The screen name is political not sexual. I am a wage slave. :-)




Fine.  Send me all your wages and shut the hell up. 

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Very witty actually... :-)

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:45:13 AM   
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Oh good.  I'm glad I'm not the only one with tears in their eyes.  I love laughing so hard that My eyes water.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:45:20 AM   
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Obvious troll is obvious.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:45:42 AM   
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No, but seriously - that's like going onto a craft forum, calling yourself 'Needles220' and then saying 'oh no I hate knitting, I'm only called that 'cuz I'm diabetic'. It's that level of stupid.


It is like going on a legalization of marijuana site with the name legal420 stands for a lawyer in the 420 area code....

You know, this might be a fun thread in random snippets...lol

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:46:05 AM   
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Hacked by whom? Really, Phil, I expected a better save from you.









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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:47:52 AM   
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OTTERS!!! I love you long time!

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:47:52 AM   
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Okay, being "brand new to the internet" and using hackedzor anyway made me smile. Well played. I can see why you find this place more fun than /b/.

One way to understand why people are willing to be lolcows is that you are doing a bdsm equivalent of saying that Lemonparty is just as disgusting as things that really are disgusting, like Tubgirl, or even Clownsong. But old men ought to be able to have sex and enjoy themselves. I think it is cool that they are still able to get it on. So I dont find Lemonparty gross at all. In fact, I think people who freak out about it are kind of sad.

So you're here saying, "Don't you think Lemonparty is icky too?" and people are going to say no, because it isn't, but a significant chunk of society agrees with your trollpost, so they aren't just arguing with you; they are fighting back against all the other times they have heard it.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:49:32 AM   
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I find Tubgirl oddly fascinating, because I want to know HOW that was orchestrated.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 11:49:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: PhilSlave
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No, but seriously - that's like going onto a craft forum, calling yourself 'Needles220' and then saying 'oh no I hate knitting, I'm only called that 'cuz I'm diabetic'. It's that level of stupid.


But seriously it's not that bad...

But seriously it is. This is a kink site. You stick the word slave in your username, and people are going to think...dun dun duuuuh! that that's the kind of relationship you're after. I don't think you're so stupid as to be unaware of that implication, but either you meant it and the 'wage slave' line is a really stupid excuse, or you didn't realise that's how it would be interpreted, in which case....you really are that stupid.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:02:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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ORIGINAL: PhilSlave
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No, but seriously - that's like going onto a craft forum, calling yourself 'Needles220' and then saying 'oh no I hate knitting, I'm only called that 'cuz I'm diabetic'. It's that level of stupid.


But seriously it's not that bad...

But seriously it is. This is a kink site. You stick the word slave in your username, and people are going to think...dun dun duuuuh! that that's the kind of relationship you're after. I don't think you're so stupid as to be unaware of that implication, but either you meant it and the 'wage slave' line is a really stupid excuse, or you didn't realise that's how it would be interpreted, in which case....you really are that stupid.

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Honestly I meant wage slave.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:04:07 PM   
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And you just happened to pick a BDSM site to express that view?

Dude, you really got to quit.  My husband, who really is sitting beside Me, is getting a little annoyed with the non-stop laughter.


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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:04:20 PM   
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Well then you're stupidly unaware of your surroundings.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:05:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Well then you're stupidly unaware of your surroundings.


I did not expect people to be so literal... No.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:06:59 PM   
VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: PhilSlave

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Well then you're stupidly unaware of your surroundings.


I did not expect people to be so literal... No.

What, you didn't expect people to see a common and often used part of their terminology and...read it as that common and often used part of their terminology?

That's not being literal, that's being literate.

Like I said, stupidly unaware.

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:07:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

And you just happened to pick a BDSM site to express that view?

Dude, you really got to quit.  My husband, who really is sitting beside Me, is getting a little annoyed with the non-stop laughter.




But at least your MP is not a figment of your imagination

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:07:40 PM   
PhilSlave


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Okay, being "brand new to the internet" and using hackedzor anyway made me smile. Well played. I can see why you find this place more fun than /b/.

One way to understand why people are willing to be lolcows is that you are doing a bdsm equivalent of saying that Lemonparty is just as disgusting as things that really are disgusting, like Tubgirl, or even Clownsong. But old men ought to be able to have sex and enjoy themselves. I think it is cool that they are still able to get it on. So I dont find Lemonparty gross at all. In fact, I think people who freak out about it are kind of sad.

So you're here saying, "Don't you think Lemonparty is icky too?" and people are going to say no, because it isn't, but a significant chunk of society agrees with your trollpost, so they aren't just arguing with you; they are fighting back against all the other times they have heard it.


So you're saying the views I have played Devils advocate for with some of my threads are widely held. What is /b/ ?

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:09:41 PM   
juliaoceania


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hackedzor

< Message edited by juliaoceania -- 5/30/2011 12:13:02 PM >


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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:11:05 PM   
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But at least your MP is not a figment of your imagination

True, but without even reading the posts he said, "if you're laughing that hard, the guy's got to be a major idiot".


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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:13:42 PM   
LadyConstanze


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Say hello from me and that I compliment him on being so perceptive

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RE: I have an offline real life gf, this has already ca... - 5/30/2011 12:22:26 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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MP, he might be a genius. Look who he chose for a wife! :)

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