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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 3:56:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

psychopath who whines a lot

Mods? Moooooods? Darling lovely mods?

I can haz as my title, pls? Pretty pretty please?

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 4:00:06 AM

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Oh fuck me sideways, that's one helluva profile you have there brother.

If you're really getting a one in ten response rate then I'm with RS, that's fucking awesome. You're in a highly competitive market - the women you're emailing are getting dozens (often hundreds) of emails.

Here's some sincere advice.

If you're looking for a woman who is literate, then rip the text out of your profile and pop it into a word processor with spell and grammar check.

Look at your use of capitalisation - It's positively germanic, brother.

What are you hoping to communicate with the sentence "I deal with to BS!!!", I use the term "sentence" very loosely, since it's not actually a sentence, it's gibberish.

Actually... don't revise the text. Start it over, I don't think that there's anything you can do with that text to make it appealing, unless you're actually after a total whack-job with a high tolerance for illiteracy.

But... there is hope.

You're clearly someone very very special. After all, very few Doms I know are what every sub wants, or needs. So let's run with that...

Begin your text my explaining how the fuck you're going to do this "setting free".

What qualities do you bring to the party?

Now, what qualities are you looking for in a sub? Right now it seems as if you'll accept any sub.. which makes you seem like a feeble, desperate little loser, which I'm certain you're not.

Finally describe the kind of relationship you're looking for.

Before you post, though, get someone literate to read your text and fix any typos (I'm sure your grammar is brilliant, but I suspect that in the course of travelling from your cerebellum to your finger tips there may be a few little glitches). Do you have very very long arms by any chance?

Now, your journal - VC is right, I really don't think it's doing you justice but if it is then my advice to delete it and hope that she doesn't find out how crazy you are until you've at least nailed her a couple of times.

Oh and those pictures.... fuck me... I'm getting so much "crazy", "shallow grave", "loathing" and all sorts of creepy vibes from those pics that I'll be sleeping with my teddy bear for the next week!

[Edited to add the long arm gag - which I personally think is hilarious.]

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 4:29:38 AM

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Please don't change a thing, OP. Your profile is perfect the way it is, as it perfectly reflects who you are.

Any real true submissive who doesn't bow down at your feet just doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.

As far as it being too whiney, everyone knows doms get to whine as much as they want, b/c they're the man. Any female who doesn't know and accept this is just not sub enough for you.

Keep up the good work showing all real true submissives want they really want and need !!

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 4:29:56 AM

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I agree with most of what you said, but maybe a few additional points...

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Dear God. Black on green can never prepare one for the horror that is red on green!

Points I would never respond to:

1. You are ex-military, I am a pacifist. This means no military, ever. You might see it as a bonus, I'm sure lots of other submissives do, but for me it is an instant deal breaker. You need to be aware that not everyone is going to like you because you were in the armed forces. Especially when you say things like "I will always be a Soldier Mentally and Physically even if I am not part of the Government!" You sound like a military obsessed nut job who will hide out in bushes in the back garden, living off dehydrated kit rations and preparing for World War 3. This is generally not appealing to females.

I'm not a huge military fan but somebody being ex military would not be a deal breaker, but somebody who freaking acts and types like he's Hitler Youth, that definitely is - maybe I'm blessed with my friends, but I haven't run into any ex-military guy who's acting like a freaking nut job. A close friend of mine used to be SF, he'd eat him alive for giving military guys a bad rep and even when dealing with acute PTSD, said friend is still more rational, and I dare say he'd send Douchie to bed without supper for being such a douchebag...

2. You can't spell or write in a clear, appealing, legible manner. I can handle the occasional spelling error, missed words, typos - we are all human and I am nowhere near perfect. But if you have the grammatical ability of an 11 year old, I am not going to be able to respect you intellectually. Get a friend to proof read your profile and take out the unnecessary capitalised words and exclamation marks.

Yup, being coherent is kinda sexy

3. The posturing.

"I AM UNLIKE ANYONE YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!" No, you're not. Bloody hell, I would hope that he is unlike anybody I'll ever know, or else I really fucked up my karma

"I'm what you want, I'm what you need ,I'll set you free Sexually, mentally, physically, emotionally" I doubt it. Maybe he wants to start a new cult? Waiting for this space shuttle with aliens to set us all free or something like that? I would also pass on that

"I am a leader and always will be!!" Except, you can't find a submissive. And a leader without any followers is... well, not a leader anyway. I think he was quite modest, he didn't proclaim himself ruler of the universe just yet...

"My nickname is CowBoy and I damn well earned that name!! Dont Question it and dont try to change it!!" Alrighty then! I would question the sanity of anybody who's proud to be called CowBoy... Makes me wonder if the cattle is very very scared...

4. The demands:

"IF YOU LOOK AT MY PAGE MORE THEN ONCE "SAY SOMETHING!"" Er... no. Go on, make me, show your dominance...

"I expect to be treated with Respect!!" Unlucky! I expect to win the lottery, in fact I might even buy a ticket one day

"""""""DO NOT PLAY A SUBMISSIVE FEMALE AND TRY TO BE DAMN PICKY"""""""""""" Fail! You honestly couldn't make submissive women go off you more quickly than this. Why not? Because then she won't have you? What do you think submissive females are? Doormats that way for you to trample all over them? Good morning, time to wake up, and nope, you're not getting any coffee

5. Your negative view of submissives

"I AM TIRED OF WANNA BE FEMALES SAYING THEY ARE "SUBMISSIVE" BUT YET I SHOW DOMINANCE AND THEY DONT WANT TO TALK TO ME!!" You are not showing them dominance, you are just showing them crazy weirdo psycho soon to be stalker ex boyfriend. This is not a good look for you.
Would you like a tissue? I mean they don't want to talk to you, how sad is that? Here, have a lollypop and feel better...

YOU CAN NOT CALL YOURSELF SUBMISSIVE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ACCEPT THE CARDS THAT YOU ARE DEALT AND YOU WANT TO BE MISS F"ING PICKY CHOOSE!! I think you will find people can call themselves anything they like, cowboy.
Newsflash Mr Douchbag CowBoy, you will find they can, the fact that they're not submissive to you is that they don't accept you as their dominant, do you think it just *might* be you?

Frankly, it's just one big car crash. Start again, be nice, say what you are looking for and what you have to offer. And stop with the exclamation marks.

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 4:31:32 AM

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You know, ChatteParfaitt, on reflection I think you're right, and I stand corrected.

OP... "Don't go changin...."

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 4:34:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: crazyml

You know, ChatteParfaitt, on reflection I think you're right, and I stand corrected.

OP... "Don't go changin...."

*winks at crazyml while tossing him one of my most wicked grins*

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 4:40:37 AM

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OMG, I missed the pics and the journal... I think I need to get in touch with my submissive side, I mean who can resist a man who quotes his horoscope to impress women and pull...

Oh and a guy who quotes from this trashy website (TheFeminineWoman) but doesn't even have the balls to admit he did a copy and paste job... Classy...

Oh hell, he's been on this site for 11 days and has a response ratio of 1 in 10 - makes me wonder what the responses were? Something along the lines of "You are blocked" maybe?

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 4:42:02 AM

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After seeing this thread pop up on the top of collar me I just had to read and see.

Wow I am impressed

I have read many profiles from some seriously clueless men (running in Gorean circles as I do you see a lot of I am man hear me roar) and this has to be up there in the top ten.
This bit in particular

DO NOT PLAY A SUBMISSIVE FEMALE AND TRY TO BE DAMN PICKY"""""""""""" ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THAT THEN YOU CAN NOT CALL YOURSELF SUBMISSIVE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ACCEPT THE CARDS THAT YOU ARE DEALT AND YOU WANT TO BE MISS F"ING PICKY CHOOSE!!

I am amazed that more women are not bowing down and saying “we’re not worthy” you obviously have everything about dominance and how to control women worked out to a fine art.

Your profile says you like a good joke so thank you for giving me something to laugh at all day.

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 4:48:33 AM

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grin!

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:17:14 AM

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Hey douche... is it ok if I call you that?
Typing the whole thing will just get my fingers tired.

So, douche, once upon a time there was a(n ahem) 'young' woman (koff, koff) who had been on this site for around 18 months.
And one day a dominant man from her area sends her a cmail... on his very first day of joining.
He was so new he didn't even really have his profile filled out yet.

And in his cmail he asked her interesting questions about herself.
She answered back and his response to that response prompted her to want to know more about him.

It was all low key, no in your face-screaming type stuff. (That was a hint, douche.)
He was respectful of her.
There was no immediate sex talk. (That was another hint.)
He just wanted to know her.

After cmails there were lunch dates... (that is plural, douche).
Eventually there were play dates... (that is plural too).
And long and lovely story short they are still together, over 2 years later.
He is Master to her now.
That title was something that had to be earned for both of them.
He did not shove the title down her throat and has never once said "kneel bitch" (although if he did so now she probably would do so gladly simply because he has proved himself worthy of her devotion).

Play is every bit as wonderful as it was in the beginning.

douche,

I kind of don't think you actually know what you are doing... yet.
(The pictures were a clue.)

You need to treat women as women first.
If you are unsure what I mean by that, then think of how you would want your sister or mother to be treated.
You haven't earned the right for anyone to act all submissive like with you. If they do that is their choice.
There is a phrase that you are likely to see: I may be a submissive but I'm not your submissive.
Memorize it.
You need to throw away the idea that just because you have self identified as a dominant male that that gives you some magical entitlement.
It doesn't.

The man who became Master to me had lots of experience.
But that isn't what sold me on him.
What sold me what the type of person he is.
He is truly dominant... and doesn't need to prove it.
He is intelligent and kind.
He is funny.

Your current package as presented is simply not an attractive one.

douche,
My suggestion: make contact with someone like ResidentSadist and ask questions but then STFU and listen.
You could do a lot worse.

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:30:05 AM

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ORIGINAL: OwnedFemaleFlesh

"My nickname is CowBoy and I damn well earned that name!! Dont Question it and dont try to change it!!" Alrighty then!

Am I the only one getting shades of 'Brokeback Mountain' here?

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:34:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

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ORIGINAL: OwnedFemaleFlesh

"My nickname is CowBoy and I damn well earned that name!! Dont Question it and dont try to change it!!" Alrighty then!

Am I the only one getting shades of 'Brokeback Mountain' here?

LMAO

Actually I was thinking that he was looking for someone to take a whip to him

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:34:40 AM

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Damned Bunny!!!

Coffee on my screen, again! Admit it, you have a fetish for me cleaning my lappy!

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:40:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

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"My nickname is CowBoy and I damn well earned that name!! Dont Question it and dont try to change it!!" Alrighty then!

Am I the only one getting shades of 'Brokeback Mountain' here?

I was going more with "Thinks 8 seconds is a good long ride".

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:43:05 AM

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I was going more with "Thinks 8 seconds is a good long ride".

Before getting tossed off?

Sorry...couldn't resist!

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:51:35 AM

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or tossing himself off.....you started it

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:52:28 AM

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It's because you come off as a douche bag, for real.

Go sit down at your mother's kitchen table and tell her that you can't get a girl to go out with you. Tell her the kind of things you've been saying to them. Tell her that all you talk about is how wonderful you are and you go on and on about that. Ask her to give you a refresher course in manners. Ask her how she would like a strange man to introduce himself to her. And do what she says.

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 5:52:52 AM

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Oh fuck me sideways...

Sometimes it freaks me out when I say something in response to a thread and then a few minutes later, further down the thread... YOU HAVE WRITTEN ALREADY!!!!!!!!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

That's all.

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 6:01:59 AM

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Especially when you say things like "I will always be a Soldier Mentally and Physically even if I am not part of the Government!" You sound like a military obsessed nut job who will hide out in bushes in the back garden, living off dehydrated kit rations and preparing for World War 3. This is generally not appealing to females.

Seriously, this is just too much, probably the funniest thread I have read in a long time.

I would suggest a complete profile overhaul because what you have simply will not work.

I know as do many other submissives here,

When I met the man I am now partnered, collared to and owned by there was a simple profile stating what he wanted, was looking for and he sent me a message, probably a page long, it mesmerized me, interested me and taught me that this man could very well be my Master.

He wasn't demanding, ego driven, he was naturally Dominant, had no reason to show it in his name or otherwise for I felt it and felt it more when we finally met, Dominance resides on the inside, a naturally part of a Dominant man, if it needs to be forced you need to seriously reconsider if this is you.

He was firm yes, strict yet also funny, understanding, caring, knew how to care for me, in control of himself in all ways and his confidence natural not ego driven, he pushed me slowly but firmly, we got to know everything about each other, lifestyle and just regular stuff too.

He captivated me completely, and now I have been collared to Him for over a year, we are in fact planning on getting married soon.

What it comes down to is catching a girls attention, she wants and needs to know all about you, the real you, not an image you try to hide behind or rather, that's how it appears to me.

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RE: Question for For submissive females!! - 5/31/2011 6:13:33 AM

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Leave me alone, I like it here.

;-)

ED to add...

Did you think about the Long arm gag (you know - the hilarious one that I added) as well?

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