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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/24/2006 12:13:08 PM)

and Aileen, if Loki should on the odd chance become speechless, I would be happy to help you search for the perfect spot




siouxie -> RE: Dear Loki (5/24/2006 12:23:53 PM)

Why Loki,

what a marvellous idea - I'd start right away ... if it wasn't cold and dark outside!




siouxie -> RE: Dear Loki (5/24/2006 2:14:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: siouxie

Why Loki,

what a marvellous idea - I'd start right away ... if it wasn't cold and dark outside!


and raining, might i add




LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/24/2006 9:50:16 PM)

Dear Loki,

How should I make work more enjoyable?

Best,

LaMalinche





Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 12:07:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missgiveNTake

Dear Loki,

Where is the best spot for public sex? Of course I don't want to end up in jail though.

Signed,
Wanting to be caught, but not locked up for it.


Dear Wanting to be caught, but not locked up for it,
 
I must rely on the infinite wisdom of Steven Tyler and say.... Love in an elevator!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 12:09:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Loki,
I'm itching to get a new piercing.
What and where?

Sincerely,
Aileen


Dear Aileen,

The nipple, my bedroom.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 12:11:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

How should I make work more enjoyable?

Best,

LaMalinche




Dear LaMalinche,

I would recomend getting a roll of crime scene tape and some fake blood. when the next shift arrives have it taped up and you a gory mess.




LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 12:13:19 AM)

Dear Loki,

Where can I steal some crime scene tape?

Best,

LaMalinche





Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 12:18:18 AM)

quote:

Dear Loki,

Where can I steal some crime scene tape?

Best,

LaMalinche


Dear LaMalinche,

You can always create a crime scene. I believe there was a stalker thread a few days ago. The stalker would be a perfect victim. After the coroner takes away the body just gather up the CS tape.




Rumtiger -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:11:10 AM)

Dear Loki,

Whats a good way to tell a girl you dont find her attractive, without being an asshole?




LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:27:47 AM)

Dear RumTiger,

Try, "You have a wonderful personality."

Best,

LaMalinche





Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:35:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

Dear Loki,

Whats a good way to tell a girl you dont find her attractive, without being an asshole?


Dear RumTiger,

Ask her how big her doink is and if you can steal her B/F.




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 3:57:39 AM)

Dear Loki,
When am I going to learn to NOT read "Dear Loki" with cup of hot herb tea in my hand?





Aileen68 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 8:08:25 AM)

Dear Loki,
I think I'm having a mid life crisis.
What should I do?

Sincerely,
Aileen




Lidh2l -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:20:02 PM)

Dear Loki,

If we're sick of take out and delivery, don't have any food at home, and don't want to get up to leave the house, but we're hungry, what are two people with enough money to do?

Lazy with the munchies




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:30:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Dear Loki,
When am I going to learn to NOT read "Dear Loki" with cup of hot herb tea in my hand?



Dear Oh so yummy LaTigresse,

Hopefully never, such is the spice of life!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:32:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Loki,
I think I'm having a mid life crisis.
What should I do?

Sincerely,
Aileen


Dear Aileen,
 
Try being a switch. I think paddling RumTigers ass would be therapeutic.




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:38:39 PM)

ya knowwww, in looking at that first wetsite you have there I am even more intrigued. AND btw I am the sadist not the masochist, I am not supposed to be spilling hot liquid in my lap at 5something AM just before I jump in the shower. There was no fabric to protect ahhhh........sensitive areas




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:38:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lidh2l

Dear Loki,

If we're sick of take out and delivery, don't have any food at home, and don't want to get up to leave the house, but we're hungry, what are two people with enough money to do?

Lazy with the munchies


Dear Lazy with munchies,
 
I think you have just opened the door for some serious entrepreneur opportunities. Perhaps a cute little slave in your area may open a nude catering business.
 
In the mean time a regular cater may be just what the doctor ordered.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/25/2006 2:39:56 PM)

Ouch! If I were close I would kiss it all better.




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