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Dear Loki

Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium

26% (27)

Is Loki just full of crap

35% (36)

Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws

37% (38)

Total Votes : 101

(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )

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Wulfchyld -> Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:26:17 PM)
Welcome avid readers. This will be the best left handed thread of my career… this week maybe. After laboriously reading dear Abby… I think a post or two… I have decided to help the masses with their questions and problems. The level of hilarity may vary from past to post, but know this… I will go to great lengths to raise the stupidity bar to the highest it has ever been. Remember this is a Dear Loki thread, so post like your writing to Dear Abby.

MistressLove999 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:28:05 PM)
LMAOOOOOOOOO, seems 2 of us just voted alike

Rumtiger -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:29:25 PM)
You bastards...I said all choose number 2! I'm looking at you wytchy!

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:29:51 PM)
Rumtiger I will assume the smiley face is a question... so I will try to answer. Yes, you are living proof LSD is genetically residual.

wytchywoman -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:30:26 PM)
Dear Loki: I have this uncontrollable urge to want to hump your leg between wanting to sit in your lap. How do I solve this dilemma?

MistressLove999 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:31:40 PM)
ok ok Dear Loki, I need a better quote for my name, and also since your some sort of forum God, why in the hell can't I seem to get a picture posted on my profile anymore??? Geesh, it's the little crap that's bugging me.

wytchywoman -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:31:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rumtiger You bastards...I said all choose number 2! I'm looking at you wytchy! Stop staring at me RumTiger! I'm in training with Loki. [8D]

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:33:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wytchywoman Dear Loki: I have this uncontrollable urge to want to hump your leg between wanting to sit in your lap. How do I solve this dilemma? Dear wytchy, Just straddle my thigh and slip and slide.

Rumtiger -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:33:34 PM)
So thats why i'm so addicted to my mom's sauce.

Rumtiger -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:38:43 PM)
Okay real question. Everybody says it's not good to drink before 10am...but if thats true then why do breakfast drinks such as bloody marys and mimosa's exist? not to mention champagne brunches.

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:38:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressLove999 ok ok Dear Loki, I need a better quote for my name, and also since your some sort of forum God, why in the hell can't I seem to get a picture posted on my profile anymore??? Geesh, it's the little crap that's bugging me. Dear MistressLove999, I would suggest you take the PETA approach and add this quote "Save a mouse and eat a pussy." I have looked into your pic dilemma and it seems that it is a possible maybe.

Rumtiger -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:41:26 PM)
oh and as a follow up question, should drinking "early" really be regarded the same if you never went to bed in the first place?

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:44:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rumtiger Okay real question. Everybody says it's not good to drink before 10am...but if thats true then why do breakfast drinks such as bloody marys and mimosa's exist? not to mention champagne brunches. Dear Rumtiger, That is a well-guarded secret kept by the aristocrats and upper society. I will give you a hint; a Rolex keeps time in several different time zones. Follow up: You have found the loop hole.

MistressLove999 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:49:28 PM)
[/quote] Dear MistressLove999, I would suggest you take the PETA approach and add this quote "Save a mouse and eat a pussy." I have looked into your pic dilemma and it seems that it is a possible maybe. [/quote] Hahahahahah too cute, problem is I only allow them to do this IF they have been VERY VERY good.

wytchywoman -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:52:30 PM)
Dear Loki, Do you ever get tired of being drooled over by female slaves?

Theo23 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:54:40 PM)
Dear Labby, I recieved a beer from a bartender that was in an unfrozen state, upon opening said beer, it quickly froze to a complete solid. Should I wait to tell him until it tests postitive or let him know I'm worried now?

MistressLove999 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:55:04 PM)
Oh and Dear Loki some help with this stupid quote & copy thing would be really super, I searched for the help topics on these things and haven't found it yet.

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:57:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wytchywoman Dear Loki, Do you ever get tired of being drooled over by female slaves? Dear Wytchy, My mother always said I was the son of Satan, However after all the lovely drool, that I revel in, I am beginning to think she confused him with Poseidon.

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/13/2006 10:59:27 PM)
it wont let me quote: ORIGINAL: Theo23 Dear Labby, I recieved a beer from a bartender that was in an unfrozen state, upon opening said beer, it quickly froze to a complete solid. Should I wait to tell him until it tests postitive or let him know I'm worried now? Labby is down the hall.

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