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How to approch a Mistress online - 6/6/2011 5:42:09 PM

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Hi I just joined this site to see if this kind of life is really somthing I want for myself or if it is just a fantisy better left in my head but I'm not quite sure how to approch any domme females without offending them and was hoping you wonderfull Mistress' would be able to give me some pointers.

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/6/2011 5:45:13 PM

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Here you go:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3057095/tm.htm

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/6/2011 9:35:05 PM

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Read FAQs here, and consider the lilbitch87 handle might at times work against you.

How to approach? Hello, my name is... I noticed this in your profile, and liked the fact that ...
Good luck, M

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 4:58:30 AM

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Polite hardly ever offends, but I would suggest you try and find local people (munches and such), you'll get a much better idea if it is for you or not than online.

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 7:58:34 AM

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Your best bet on approaching a Domme is:

1. Approach em from behind.

2. If they swing a whip with the right hand, approach on that side so they have to pivot further before taking a crack at ya which will give you a few more milliseconds to duck.

Im helpful that way.

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 8:33:09 AM

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Perhaps I'm being a bit slow, but what is the significance of the lion picture? Am I missing something? Just curious.

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 8:35:47 AM

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He is into Disney? The Lion King? He likes Helen Reddy (I am Woman, hear me roar)?

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 8:53:28 AM

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Maybe it's an inside joke like my 'cock pic'.

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 8:55:46 AM

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I dunno about the significance, but it sure as hell beats twat/cock shots!

ETA: with the exception of Hilly's cock shot

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 9:52:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Maybe it's an inside joke like my 'cock pic'.

That's what I assumed. I was afraid that it was an inside joke, and that everyone was laughing about it, and I was the only idiot who didn't get it.

But based on your responses, it doesn't sound like anyone else got the joke either. So maybe he just likes inserting random pictures into his posts.

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 10:43:17 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Your best bet on approaching a Domme is:

1. Approach em from behind.

2. If they swing a whip with the right hand, approach on that side so they have to pivot further before taking a crack at ya which will give you a few more milliseconds to duck.

Im helpful that way.

I second Hillwilliam's advice. Also, approach from downwind when possible. Dommes can smell fear.

They can also smell B/S, dishonesty, and disingenuousness; no amount of Old Spice will cover it.

Always carry plenty of chocolate and bandaids.

That’s all i got.
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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 10:59:21 AM

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I dont care if they SMELL like Old Spice... but if they look like that guy.. serious happy moment!!

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RE: How to approch a Mistress online - 6/7/2011 4:20:04 PM

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Hello OP -
Here's what I see - Sit down, I don't think you're gonna like it.

You look like a scared little boy who has been eating ice cream to keep away the meanies and you've been watching a lot of porn to get your sexuality taken care of.

Sure, I could be reading too much into it, but you did ask, so I'm a tell you. See it's like this. Guys who watch a lot of porn have the kinds of names that you do on here. No self-confident MAN who is aware of and celebrates his sexuality has a name like that. Your name alone screams Horny Net Geek. (Heck... I just looked at your profile... you ARE a net geek - you're getting a dang master's degree in it.) You list a bunch of computer games as your interest. Not really enticing.

Your photo frankly really does make you look scared. You are disheveled, in an ill fitting shirt, and it's a poor photo. You don't want people to see you - you WANT to be blurry to people. You don't even try to make yourself look attractive. You post a lion king photo - of a fat but happy lion - which suggests that you are immature.

Here is what I suggest - for what it's worth.

Move your body - go to the gym, take a dance class, ride a bike, walk/run a 5k, take aikido classes. Honestly, I'm a fat lady from the midwest too, but I know that when I go to the gym, I come out of there feeling strong and confident! You look like you could use some "strong and confident" and some body image stuff.

You're 23. You're a smart guy, but your life is unbalanced. Be kind to yourself. And be kind to your body. Once you become a MAN, you will have what a woman wants in order to be with you, not just over you.

I wish you luck and strength, discipline and self-esteem,
sunshine

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