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SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 4:58:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Wine?  What kind of sickos are you people?  WINE?!  Don't you put that alcoholic filth anywhere near my pure and natural body!  


Chocolate fondue with fruit and angelfood cake for dessert.  And maybe some mead or champagne for those who like a drier wine.




dcnovice -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 4:58:50 PM)

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want everyone's opinion on what would be good as a side dish with this meal.


Fava beans and a nice chianti, of course.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 4:59:52 PM)

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NocturnalStalker -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:01:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Wine?  What kind of sickos are you people?  WINE?!  Don't you put that alcoholic filth anywhere near my pure and natural body!  


Chocolate fondue with fruit and angelfood cake for dessert.  And maybe some mead or champagne for those who like a drier wine.


I'd rather you have a healthy glass of milk.  If not that, then I would think a nice glass of lemonade would do even better.  You can even make it pink!  Hehe!  Pink!  I love pink! 




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:04:28 PM)

I want to pour a shot or two of Jaegermeister down NS's throat and watch the drunken hilarity that ensues.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:06:27 PM)

Please don't do that.  I've worked hard to resist temptation of mind-altering poisons.  I survived the teenage years, and with determination will succeed in the coming! 

A body devoid of plague.  The perfect human! 




SorceressJ -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:07:56 PM)

I want to revise the recipe for the baste to include Goldschlager (sp?). Then the meal will be appropriately sparkly.

And biscuits. There should definitely be biscuits.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:09:04 PM)

I want that recipe!




NocturnalStalker -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:09:44 PM)

I realize you're both married or have kids and have needed alcoholic substances to dilute your pain but please let me help you!  I can save you!  All the payment I need is for you to accept me as your leader.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:11:12 PM)

Pfft.  I only drink once a year, at most.  I don't need salvation.  Especially not from you.




SorceressJ -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:13:55 PM)

Are you three feet tall, and gray, with a great big bald head and giant eyes that take up most of your face and a tiny mouth portal?
Did you show up about four or five thousand years ago to leave instructions for pyramid-building, and did you give the Mayans that damnfool idea for a calendar?
Did some of your homies crash in a New Mexico desert about sixty years ago but our lying-ass government covered it up (sort of)?
No?
Then you can't possibly be My Leader, sugarbuns, sorry..




NocturnalStalker -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:14:25 PM)

Once a year...

That's how it starts, my dear!  Maybe one day it'll progress to, "special occasions?"  Then evolve to, "once a week."  Before you know it?  A downward spiral has begun! 

You need salvation, you need an intervention!  I can provide this! 




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:18:46 PM)

You've got it backwards, NS. 
 
It started out as once every couple of months.  Then it dropped to "special occasions."  Then it was once a year. 
 
Now it's less.  It's been at least two years since I had a drink, maybe more.  I think the last drink I had was on my honeymoon and that was almost three years ago.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:22:23 PM)

Time-travel has happened and I have altered Sylvere's once troubled life for the better with my knowledge!  Praise be to the Stalker!




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:24:39 PM)

[8|]

I want to take Lance up on his offer of a dungeon and videographic talents.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:28:45 PM)

Dungeon huh?  That's an odd place to make romance!




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:31:05 PM)

Where did I say anything about romance?
 
I just want to hurt you.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:34:16 PM)

Oh good, you and my ex would get along great.

One day I'll cause an uprising.  You'll see.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:37:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

One day I'll cause an uprising.  You'll see.


Your erection doesn't count.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: I WANT...... (6/13/2011 5:40:10 PM)

Do you often dream of me?




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