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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/12/2011 4:47:54 AM   
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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/12/2011 7:23:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

I am the perfect sub.
I don't even poop.


Aileen is my hero!

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/12/2011 10:15:06 PM   
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Perfect for one is not "perfect" for another... the two need only be perfect for each other -- perfectly flawed.

This topic reminds me of this song...

Sara Evans - Perfect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd3Z51MEyg

If you don't take me to Paris
On a lover's getaway
It's all right, it's all right
If I'd rather wear your t-shirt
Than a sexy negligee
It's all right, it's all right
Every dinner doesn't have to be candlelit
It's kinda nice to know that it doesn't have to be

Perfect
Baby every little piece
Of the puzzle doesn't always fit
Perfectly
Love can be rough around the edges tattered at the seams
But honey if it's good enough for you
It's good enough for me

If your mother doesn't like
The way I treat her baby boy
It's all right, it's all right
If in every wedding picture
My daddy looks annoyed
It's all right, it's all right
Don't you know that all the fairy tales tell a lie
Real love and real life doesn't have to be

Perfect
Baby every little piece
Of the puzzle doesn't always fit
Perfectly
Love can be rough around the edges tattered at the seams
But honey if it's good enough for you
It's good enough for me

You don't mind if I show up late for everything
And when you lose your cool it's kinda cute to me
Ain't it nice to know that we don't have to be

Perfect
Baby every little piece
Of the puzzle doesn't always fit
Perfectly
Love can be rough around the edges tattered at the seams
But honey if it's good enough for you
It's good enough for me

It's good enough for me (perfect)
Yeah good enough for me (perfect)
Good enough for me (perfect)





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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/13/2011 5:08:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		For me, I look for the warmth that comes with a submissive personality.  That compliments my personality well.  Personal integrity and honesty are also very important.  I doubt that the trust needed for a deep emotional connection can happen without them.  A measure of physical attractiveness is important too.  I take care of myself, and I expect the same in a partner.  Most other things you work on together.  

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/13/2011 11:33:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Awareness

Oh... and only one cat.  That's very important.



Quick note to all the subs with more than one cat, I'm much more flexible than Awareness, I draw the line at 8 cats.

Because... let's face it if you have nine cats then you're definitely a madwag. Besides, if we moved in together, that would make a total of 18 cats, which really is taking the piss.


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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/14/2011 12:14:30 AM   
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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/14/2011 12:17:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Aww... I only have one Kitty CML... and she doesnt like other kitties.

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/14/2011 1:08:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		It's time I presented:  The Cat Index.  The Cat Index is a powerful tool to weed out the nutbag chicks you will encounter in your daily life.  It represents the accumulated wisdom of millions of men whose anecdotal tales of woe have made this tool possible.  It is their suffering which now empowers you.  Men - pay close attention.  The Cat Index operates thusly:

1 cat - Okay.  Be alert if she speaks to the cat in baby-talk - this could indicate a nutbag who's recently given a cat or two away.

2 cats - Danger Will Robinson!  This approaches the threshold of doubt.  This woman could be okay, but you should be alert for books about serial killers, references to fluffy bunnies or signs of Wiccan and/or Republican affiliation, any of which will push her over the threshold into...

3+ cats  - Get the fuck out.  I'm not kidding, I don't care if she's a Victoria's Secret model, just fling open the door and run.  This chick is bugfuck crazy and WILL make your life a living hell.  If she knows your name, then change it.  If you've actually slept with her, then fake your own death.  The inconvenience will be minor compared to the trauma you will otherwise endure.

Let none gainsay the awesome predictive power of the Cat Index.  While nutbags without cats do exist, the Cat Index provides men with another weapon in the fight against crazy.  Let us bow our heads and give thanks.


Edit:   Exhibit Fucking A: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc&feature=player_embedded


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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/14/2011 1:25:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: crazyml




Because... let's face it if you have nine cats then you're definitely a madwag. Besides, if we moved in together, that would make a total of 18 cats, which really is taking the piss.



How about one cat that has 9 tails.. that's still cool, right?

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/14/2011 1:27:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Awareness
1 cat - Okay.  Be alert if she speaks to the cat in baby-talk - this could indicate a nutbag who's recently given a cat or two away.



You forgot if she specially makes meals because the cats too good for cat food... shes going to be an absolutely amazing cook


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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/14/2011 1:35:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		perfection is non-existent. i would be content with finding someone who's kind, intelligent, and playful. perfection is not needed

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/15/2011 8:09:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

I am the perfect sub.
I don't even poop.


i am not a perfect sub
and i do poop

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/15/2011 5:23:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Awareness

3+ cats  - Get the fuck out.  I'm not kidding, I don't care if she's a Victoria's Secret model, just fling open the door and run.  This chick is bugfuck crazy



What about a man with 3+ cats?

PS: Great video. I like the comments, too. "I want them on rainbows too though its a great place for cats." LOL!

< Message edited by aromanholiday -- 6/15/2011 5:28:39 PM >

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/15/2011 5:57:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		i know one very lovely woman with two cats, but one very awful girl with two cats. soo... 50/50? 

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/15/2011 5:59:39 PM   
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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/20/2011 5:00:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Obviously, there's no such thing as a perfect all knowing human who makes no mistakes and knows what their Dom wants before he does. I don't equate perfection with omnipotence... and that is clearly not what you are asking here.

Perfection is a subjective concept, which means the definition differs person to person. In order for me to say what's perfect, I must understand my basic needs, pleasures and fantasies before I can truly define 'what is perfect for me'.

For many of us, we go through a phase known as psychosocial moratorium: within this phase of our lives, we explore different aspects of our identity... eventually we get a fuller understanding of what we genuinely like.

For me, a submissive is not arrogant... she has a sensible comprehension for her weakness and seeks out a man who can complement her by filling in her weakness(es). She is easy to mold behaviourally and mentally... she may resist extreme modifications, but is essentially overwhelmed by someone who has superior endurance.

^ That's my current definition of the 'perfect' real submissive... again, I acknowledge others definition may differ from mine, but that's ok, no one is wrong, since perfection is subjective. I'm sure you guys have heard the saying "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" and so too are our definitions of perfection.

My fantasy of perfection is a slave that never disobeys, never makes a mistake, never smells like shit, never susceptible to disease or wounds, always smiles after each slap, and never releases snot out her nose...

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/23/2011 7:37:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SlaveOwner9

Obviously, there's no such thing as a perfect all knowing human who makes no mistakes and knows what their Dom wants before he does.


Wait... I know everything, I don't make mistakes, and I always know what my Dom wants before he does.  You mean I'm still not perfect? 

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/23/2011 11:42:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

(as an aside, if you've never heard Awareness' audio greeting, you better. it's totally hot!) 


I listened, nice voice. And I have to agree, men are the professional jokes.

~oops

My bad... i meant joksters... surely you all realize that.

~needs an eyelash batty type smiley here~

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/24/2011 2:58:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		What I look for: Attraction, aged within 10years of my age on either side, romance, service orientation, and obedience. Having all of these things, doesn't make anyone a perfect match necessarily.

To me, what we do, is relationship, with rules of engagement upfront. To others, it's seeking how close to the edge, followed by reaching that peaceful place one can get, and how often.
Good luck in your search, M

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RE: Perfect submissive??? - 6/24/2011 3:53:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: crazyml


quote:

ORIGINAL: Awareness

Oh... and only one cat.  That's very important.



Quick note to all the subs with more than one cat, I'm much more flexible than Awareness, I draw the line at 8 cats.

Because... let's face it if you have nine cats then you're definitely a madwag. Besides, if we moved in together, that would make a total of 18 cats, which really is taking the piss.



I only have 2 ;)



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