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Chaingang -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 5:36:37 PM)

Other people's rights are none of my business. But I would still fight for their rights, whether I agree with them or not. Why? Because I'm an American patriot and believe in rugged individualism.



innocentJenna -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 5:38:49 PM)

*deactivates her hijacking shoebomb and pouts*

Got all excited for nothin.



gooddogbenji -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 5:44:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: innocentJenna

*deactivates her hijacking shoebomb and pouts*

Got all excited for nothin.



Better to not have it anyway.  They tend to not like those on planes into Toronto.

Yours,


benji



innocentJenna -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 5:46:54 PM)

*drops the bomb into Levels pocket and whistles innocently*

Now to buy those tickets...

*smiles*



Lordandmaster -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 5:53:18 PM)

Frankly, the only arguments I've ever heard against gay marriage are that God doesn't want it that way.

Oh, that and from corporations, who now and then protest that they shouldn't have to offer benefits to the domestic partners of their gay employees.  But you don't even hear that so often anymore.



Level -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:06:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: innocentJenna

*drops the bomb into Levels pocket and whistles innocently*

Now to buy those tickets...

*smiles*



*takes jacket off, slips it over jenna's shoulders like a gentlemen, and pushes her onto the plane*
 
Good luck, benji! *grins*



puella -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:13:45 PM)

Where are all the right wingers???  Debate, damn-it!  :)



gooddogbenji -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:14:01 PM)

Um...  Level....  I don't know how to tell you.....

Be nice to Jenna....  Her twin sister just died in a plane crash.  Apparently, someone had a bomb in their jacket on the flight.

And that a day before she's supposed to fly to Toronto and become my personal bitc...  I mean...  ummmmm...  What do I mean?  Oh yeah...  Mistress.  She'll be my Mistress.

So no jokes, okay?  Send her some flowers, some chocolate, a nice apology for killing her twin sister and go on with life.

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:17:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: puella

Where are all the right wingers???  Debate, damn-it!  :)



Alright, fine.

I hate gay men, they should all....  die?  is that what people want these days?  Or just not be seen in public?  Let's say die.

Gay men should all die.  Lesbians should also die.  But first, should be in porno.  ummmmm...  what else can I say?

I was taught a good debatologist can argue both sides.  Did I prove my skill as a debatologist?

Now, that should fuel an interesting debate.

Yours,


benji

Edited because people have been taking my statements seriously for some reason tonight.  However, feel free to go benji-bashing.  I even brought my paddle for those who forgot theirs.

I am not serious!!!!!



BrutalAntipathy -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:19:56 PM)

I read a lot of Heinlein as a kid, and his outlook left its mark on my opinion about such things as marriage. I feel that it should be treated as contract law between two ( or more ) individuals, and based on what they, not some government or religious group, desire out of the union.



Level -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:20:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: puella

Where are all the right wingers???  Debate, damn-it!  :)


LOL puella.... don't tell me you started this thread just to tweak the right-wing members of Collarme? *grins*



puella -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:25:23 PM)

Good heavens no, Level!  I do not tweak, I bludgeon! .... Now where's my cudgel?

;)



Suzette -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:34:09 PM)

[sm=mrpuffy.gif]being a lesbian in a 12yr. committed relationship, i have spent hundreds of dollars in legal fees for name changes (she took my last name) and paperwork allowing each other medical access and rights of survivorship.  such a waste of money.........



innocentJenna -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:36:14 PM)

*looks all horrified*

My sisters dead?!?!?!

*sobs*



Level -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:38:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: puella

Good heavens no, Level!  I do not tweak, I bludgeon! .... Now where's my cudgel?

;)


To be honest, I'm not sure there are many that frequent the forums here that will have much of a problem with gay marriage/unions......... but just in case.......

[image]http://graphipedia.squares.net/image/Weapon/Club/OakCudgel.jpg[/image]



Level -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:39:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: innocentJenna

*looks all horrified*

My sisters dead?!?!?!

*sobs*


Now now dear, it's ok....... I'll look after you...... *smiles angelically*



gooddogbenji -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:40:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: innocentJenna

*looks all horrified*

My sisters dead?!?!?!

*sobs*



Blame Level.  He put a jacket with a bomb in it on her, as she was boarding a plane. 

Now now, I'll comfort you!  Just promise to wear that yellow dress!

Yours,


benji



Level -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:41:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: innocentJenna

*looks all horrified*

My sisters dead?!?!?!

*sobs*



Blame Level.  He put a jacket with a bomb in it on her, as she was boarding a plane. 

Now now, I'll comfort you!  Just promise to wear that yellow dress!

Yours,


benji


Here, you keep the dress, I'll keep her!
 
Solomon



gooddogbenji -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:43:02 PM)

I don't think she'd want me to have that dress unsupervised.......................[;)]

Yours,


benji



Level -> RE: The Problem with Gay Marriages (5/14/2006 6:47:42 PM)

Okay okay, you and her may be destined to be together. Jenna....... I hope you haven't minded being involved in our nuttiness tonight, you're a beautiful girl and a good sport.



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