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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 10:27:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not even close to the dirtiest, but the sexiest, and more importantly, the one that gets the best reaction from the lg: "I Want You", The Beatles.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 10:42:08 PM   
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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 5:12:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		here's 20 - don't think of them as dirty though . .

01. Magdalen Hsu-Li - "Submissive"
02. Devil Doll - "Queen of Pain"
03. Jill Tracy - "Pulling Your Insides Out"
04. Enon - "Shave"
05. Psysex - "Dominatrix (Cosma Remix)"
06. Felix da Housecat - "Madame Hollywood"
07. Asexuals - "Bondage"
08. Moving Units- "Submission"
09. Landshark - "Tie Me Up"
10. Bongwater - "Women Tied Up In Knots"
11. Alexkid - "Nightshade"
12. Emilie Simon - "Now I Wanna Be Your Dog"
13. Specimen - "Holes"
14. Kidneythieves - "Spank"
15. The Sounds - "Hit Me!"
16. KMFDM & Pig - "Fuck Me"
17. Marc Almond - "Vaudeville & Burlesque"
18. Liz Anderson - "Mama Spank"
19. Fluke - "Baby Pain"
20. Inara George - "Mistress"

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 5:14:02 AM   
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1. Chairlift - "Bruises"
02. Catatonia - "Dazed, Beautiful, and Bruised"
03. Benny Benassi - "Who's Your Daddy?"
04. Spinnerette - "Sex Bomb"
05. Ying Yang Twins - "Pull My Hair'
06. Romeo Void - 'Never Say Never'
07. Headman & Tara - So Disgraceful
08. Modeselektor - 'Silikon'
09. Catlow - "Kiss The World'
10. Shiny Toy Guns - "Le Disko"
11. The Twin - "Disco Ugly"
12. Kinky - "Those Girls"
13. The Cramps - "Miniskirt Blues"
14. Placebo - "Nancy Boy"
15. Gavin Friday - "Dolls"
16. Avenue D - "Do I Look Like A Slut?"
17. Morningwood - "Take Off Your Clothes"
18. My Darkest days - "Porn Star Dancing"
19. Uh Huh Her - "Explode"
20. Ladybird - "Dangerous to me (boyza II remix)"

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 5:15:02 AM   
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1. Imaad Wasif - "Coil"
02. Velvet Underground - "Venus In Furs"
03. Elefant - "Lolita"
04. Fink - "Pretty Little Thing"
05. Coil - "Love's Secret Domain"
06. The Long Blondes - "Lust In the Movies"
07. Lykke Li - "Get Some (Beck Remix)"
08. Blaqk Audio - "Between Breaths (An XX Perspective)"
09. Jeffree Star - "Blush"
10. Phillip D - "Fuck Me Boots (DJ Dominique Mix)"
11. Semi-Precious Weapons - "Magnetic Baby"
12. The Human League - "Reflections"
13. Trash Palace - "Bad Girl"
14. In Flagranti - "I Can Thrill & Delight"
15. James Chance - "Stained Sheets"
16. Naked Highway - "Peepshow"
17. Matthew Duffy - "Sweet Ecstasy"
18. Salt-n-Pepa - "Sexy Noises Turn Me On"
19. Joan Jett - "Fetish"
20. The Rolling Stones - "Under My Thumb"

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 5:19:50 AM   
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Anything by Lords of Acid.


Even Marijuana In Your Brain and Blowing Up Your Mind?

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 9:19:14 AM   
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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 9:51:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

Anything by Lords of Acid.


Even Marijuana In Your Brain and Blowing Up Your Mind?


Have you actually listened to the lyrics?  LoA always manages to find a way to plug some sexual connotations into their songs.  As an example, the first two lines of "Marijuana In Your Brain" are: "Marijuana in your brain/Takes more time to ejaculate".  How much more blunt do you need it to be?

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 10:24:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		I am pretending very very hard that I can't see a Muppets version of this song in the suggestions on the right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-CdtZmJg9w

and then also this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU2MXdh2C_k

Sometimes these little girl jazz singers call it, and you think '...you've never actually listened to the words, have you?'

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 11:03:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Back in the early 80's this song was actually banned from radio stations because the lyrics were so "suggestive".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHiBhpmGd4E

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 5:47:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: adventurestobeha

last list - yes, i've deejayed in my life before . . .

1. Imaad Wasif - "Coil"
02. Velvet Underground - "Venus In Furs"
03. Elefant - "Lolita"
04. Fink - "Pretty Little Thing"
05. Coil - "Love's Secret Domain"
06. The Long Blondes - "Lust In the Movies"
07. Lykke Li - "Get Some (Beck Remix)"
08. Blaqk Audio - "Between Breaths (An XX Perspective)"
09. Jeffree Star - "Blush"
10. Phillip D - "Fuck Me Boots (DJ Dominique Mix)"
11. Semi-Precious Weapons - "Magnetic Baby"
12. The Human League - "Reflections"
13. Trash Palace - "Bad Girl"
14. In Flagranti - "I Can Thrill & Delight"
15. James Chance - "Stained Sheets"
16. Naked Highway - "Peepshow"
17. Matthew Duffy - "Sweet Ecstasy"
18. Salt-n-Pepa - "Sexy Noises Turn Me On"
19. Joan Jett - "Fetish"
20. The Rolling Stones - "Under My Thumb"


LOL - Wow....I don't think I know a single song from any of your lists.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 5:57:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Stranglehold always makes me twitch...not so much the words I don't think, but the entire beat is nasty as heck to me.

In a yummy way.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 6:21:34 PM   
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Barnacle bill the sailor by John Valby aka Dr Dirt.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/13/2011 6:41:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2nCsqujCsQ



(shame) I clicked that link.

(deeper shame) I liked it. I listened to the whole thing. :(


I saw a Cramps song go by somewhere up above. They were great. Naked Girl Falling Down the Stairs was a classic. As was Bend Over, I'll Drive.


But the dirtiest song? Maybe this one.


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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/14/2011 4:55:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

Anything by Lords of Acid.


Even Marijuana In Your Brain and Blowing Up Your Mind?


Have you actually listened to the lyrics?  LoA always manages to find a way to plug some sexual connotations into their songs.  As an example, the first two lines of "Marijuana In Your Brain" are: "Marijuana in your brain/Takes more time to ejaculate".  How much more blunt do you need it to be?

There's a couple of lines I was forgetting in that one, but the other's just a tiresome anti drug ramble.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/14/2011 5:00:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		cotton candy and popsicles by Insane Clown Posse. The first time I heard it, it took me a while to read between the lines. Then I was like cotton candy=pussy and popsicles=cock! DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/14/2011 2:05:30 PM   
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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/14/2011 2:13:41 PM   
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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/14/2011 3:55:29 PM   
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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/14/2011 4:08:03 PM   
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