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gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:38:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

beji!!!!!!!!! how soon you forget we're fake hun, no limits allowed *rolls*



Oh yeah....  Alright, I'm getting "volunteers" to test out my genetically enginineered pear of anguish.  It's the size of a cantaloupe.

First person to volunteer someone else gets a cookie!

Yours,


benji



MistressWolfen -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:39:11 PM)

I do adore hot pink, it brings the tiny purple spots I have all over my body and matches the tip of my nose *smiles coyly*



Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:39:56 PM)

oh gawd not barney please no barney, thats worse torture than some of the lifestyle punishments! lol ( besides I have a 3 yr old that loves barney and I get stuck with it enough * beats head on desk* someone shoot me lol)



gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:41:55 PM)

Blame LadyHugs.

*Draws gun, aims, misses, remembers dogs aren't good at shooting people, pees on leg instead*

Yours,


benji



Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:42:16 PM)

* paints Wolfens nails all bright n hot pink, adds lil purple dots juss cause* lol



MistressWolfen -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:43:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

Well hellooooo Wolfen How YOU doin? *bats lashes n stuff*
 
*falls over laughin* wooo hoo look cuddle we're spreading lol Its going to start some kind of smile epidemic lol ( secretly wonders how many faces will crack) [:D][:D][:D]


well helllooooo Reflectivesoul *hides me lashes from the bats* damned pesky winged critters *reaches for a fly swatter*



Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:43:29 PM)

ewwwwwwwww benji!!!! *rolls up a newspaper n swats him on the nose* bad benji!! bad bad



gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:44:16 PM)

Hey!  That felt good!

*pees again*

Yours,


benji




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:46:45 PM)

*laughs* slut... benji.... * swats again* now clean that up ewwww and besides you wouldnt want one of the lovely wannabes in here to slip and fall, seeing that their toes are being presented for painting, now would ya?



emeraude -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:47:41 PM)

*sigh* I was gonna stick my toes out for some great pink polish...but....*hangs head* I'm not worthy!

[sm=ofcourse.gif]



Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:49:55 PM)

*eyes the newcomer n looks at da toes* hmmmmmm *pokes beji* what ya think? pink green or purple?



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:49:57 PM)

Everyone is worthy in here emeraude...



gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:50:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: emeraude

*sigh* I was gonna stick my toes out for some great pink polish...but....*hangs head* I'm not worthy!

[sm=ofcourse.gif]


Nah, but neither am I....

*Holds down emeraude*

Quick, someone, paint her toes!  Then hold her so I can grab my Melon of Anguish!

Yours,


benji 



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:53:28 PM)

Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed now, have to go back to reality and work tomorrow, its been fun!!!!



BreakingGlass -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:55:02 PM)

...damn, it's hard typing with my toes before the polish dries.

My flexible toes...real subs have those, right?



Evanesce -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:56:14 PM)

I'm not a pretend sub (not a sub at all, actually), but I have been told I'm delusional and that I'm setting myself up for abuse by the jerk I call Master - all because I told someone I don't have a safeword.



Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:56:58 PM)

*paints the offered toes green wiff purple spots*



ownedgirlie -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:58:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I'm not a pretend sub (not a sub at all, actually), but I have been told I'm delusional and that I'm setting myself up for abuse by the jerk I call Master - all because I told someone I don't have a safeword.


Yeah I get that too.  A shame they don't know the same depths, I say. [;)]



Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:58:59 PM)

g'night cuddle sleep sweet



gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 7:59:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I'm not a pretend sub (not a sub at all, actually), but I have been told I'm delusional and that I'm setting myself up for abuse by the jerk I call Master - all because I told someone I don't have a safeword.



No safeword??????  WOW!!!!! FAKE!

Listen, Denise, I know this may be news to you, but you need to have a safe word.  Only HNGs have no limits, and no safeword means no limits.  So you're obviously an HNG.

As to delusional, probably.

Run as fast as you can!  Get away from this evil man!

Yours,


benji



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