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Evanesce -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:06:01 PM)
Holy crap! I'm an HNG now, too??? Oh, will it never end!!!!???!!! I'm so ashamed... But I can't get away from him. He's too cute. I gotta marry the guy. Keep an eye on CNN for the newsflash that they've found my dismembered body in a makeshift crypt out in the back yard, under the headstone that reads, "She had no safeword."

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:16:46 PM)
Denise, Dont forget with the painted hot pink toenails with neon purple spots! lol

feastie -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:25:35 PM)
Sticks her toes out, wiggling them I've been needin a pedicure.

truesub4u -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:30:52 PM)
[sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif] Ok Owned.... help me think of a new damn name... lol

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:37:30 PM)
quote: Sticks her toes out, wiggling them paints the offered toes neon purple with neon blue dots

Evanesce -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:39:26 PM)
quote: Dont forget with the painted hot pink toenails with neon purple spots! lol Oh yeah... however else would they be able to identify the body? [sm=evil.gif]

ownedgirlie -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:42:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: truesub4u [sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif][sm=whiteflag.gif] Ok Owned.... help me think of a new damn name... lol Not a chance, True. Don't pay the rest any mind. You can be a true submissive just as much as you're a true friend. I can always call you Granny, though... ~ducks and runs~

emeraude -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:45:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji quote: ORIGINAL: emeraude sigh I was gonna stick my toes out for some great pink polish...but....hangs head I'm not worthy! [sm=ofcourse.gif] Nah, but neither am I.... Holds down emeraude Quick, someone, paint her toes! Then hold her so I can grab my Melon of Anguish! Yours, benji LOL struggling madly Uh...Melon of Anguish? Do I want to know? giggle

Clothespingirl -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:47:00 PM)
My name is Clothespingirl, and I'm the fakiest sub who ever faked. NONE of you are as fake as I am, and I'll be offended if you say you are! I'm so fake, that if I ever get a collar, it should be made out of Astroturf or Naugahyde to match my fakitude. All my essence of slavery is polluted, along with my other precious bodily fluids. I make benji look like the good Witch Glinda (which he probably appreciates!) My only goal here is to lure unsuspecting doms close enough so I can latch onto them with my sharp, sharp teeth...

emeraude -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:49:17 PM)
uh...is fakiest a "true" word? hehehe

Evanesce -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:49:18 PM)
quote: I'm so fake, that if I ever get a collar, it should be made out of Astroturf or Naugahyde to match my fakitude. Yeah, but does yours fasten with velcro? Mine does. [sm=hello.gif]

Clothespingirl -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 8:52:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce quote: I'm so fake, that if I ever get a collar, it should be made out of Astroturf or Naugahyde to match my fakitude. Yeah, but does yours fasten with velcro? Mine does. [sm=hello.gif] Used chewing gum, honey! I know, you're just so jealous! And "fakiest" is the true word of the fake subs. All others are posers!

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/14/2006 9:08:30 PM)
omg I leave for a little while and come back and missed the chewing gum connected collars?!!!!! But realistically now we all know that they have to have the flaming word SLUT on the middle too... cause we all are those too! And dont forget the padlock made of bubblewrap [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

shivvy -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 12:49:22 AM)
fake bubblewrap, surely? [:D]

BitaTruble -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 1:16:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 Hello everyone, My name is Cuddle, and I,... I am a pretend sub. Lowers eyes in shame. Sorry folks, coudnt help it..too many threads about "true this" and "true that"...kind of getting on my nerves. We are bombarded daily with advertisements which proclaim that only 'real' men drink a certain kind of beer.. and only a 'true' woman use a certain kind of deodorant... and just recently, I found out that real men don't eat chick food.. they go to Burger King ::or something:: Real and true are thrown at us a 100 times a day .. and if we don't conform to the 'rules' of commerce, we won't be thin, beautiful, have the best hair, the best car and the best investment broker.. we won't be ELITE! It's no surprise to me that some people scramble for the top of the ladder.. it's programmed into us from birth and the latest fads are always screamed at us at the price of a million bux per minute during the Super Bowl. We are a commodity designed to line the pockets of corporate fat cats who appeal to our vanity as they seek to humiliate us into submitting to their demands to buy their products. They have taken the words 'real' and 'true' and turned them into a circus act so that to even utter them causes eyebrows to raise and heads to shake. If you don't 'love' your toilet paper, then you are buying the wrong brand! You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, if you don't do this, that and the other thing. In the end, it's up to each of us to buy into nonsense or not.. to decide for ourselves if we really need to drink that beer to be real or buy that deodorant to be true. Unless there is some elaborate AI program of which I'm unaware, I'd wager dollars to donuts that ever single person who has posted to this thread is indeed a 'real' person.. a 'true' person and if anyone says differently, I'll send Benji over to their house to pee on their leg. ;) Celeste

leatherorlace -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 1:16:59 AM)
I'm refurbishin' the suspension gear in My larger garage, but as soon as I'm through with that necessary task, I'll look-see if I can find the collar that, I won at a local munch here in Sin City. It's is a multi-colored striped, I would say a poor imitation of the Gay Pride flag, velcro closures/fasteners, has a 9volt battery (dual term') and blinking lights afixed to it. I've considered auctioning it sight unseen on-line, but, I'm 'puter challenged, a hunt 'n' peck typer with lots of imigination and creativity so, I could probably write some ad' copy that would attract some fetishist that has a ' Thang ' for velcro collars. I'm thinking that the copy should include referrences to Glory Holes, truckstop cowboys, Gay Blade racers, and the like. It's probably to wide for a vampires taste. lol CM deleted a lot of My profile pix's, but, I'm thunkin' that there was one of Me and one of Mine still there. If I can find that farcical collar, I'm thinking that they'll approve it as long as I diaper it first. heheheeee Gentry PS: Ahhh, ummmm, what was the question. PPS: and this really pisses Me off! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12777489/ PPPS: This is a small, indulgent group that is less rigid than the fartwells 'n' Popes on a chain groups.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 1:30:45 AM)
quote: Unless there is some elaborate AI program of which I'm unaware, I'd wager dollars to donuts that ever single person who has posted to this thread is indeed a 'real' person.. a 'true' person and if anyone says differently, I'll send Benji over to their house to pee on their leg. ;) Celeste lol sure just encourage the leg peeing, I see how it is Celeste lol. And here I was trying to break that habit laughs holds tight to muh rolled up newspaper so benji doesnt get any more leg peeing ideas in this direction lmao

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 1:33:01 AM)
quote: fake bubblewrap, surely? As long as it looks like bubblewrap and pops like bubblewrap does it really matter if its real bubblewrap? laughs pop, pop, pop, snicker pop, pop, pop, snicker, laugh I like bubblewrap... cant help it lol

leatherorlace -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 1:41:46 AM)
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/A_BDSMDs_Church_for_Delicious_Deviance/ This was either forgotten by Me in the earlier post or they have a Gremlin-bot that munched it.

leatherorlace -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 2:15:54 AM)
The leg peeing, bubble wrap stomp in the small plastic pool sounds like an event that should be in the training regimens of any that claim to have a Doctorate of Delicious Deviance, Intergalactic Hero 'n' Primo-supremo Slayer of dish like tv receivers, Archbishop of Santorum, Pope of Perverse Practices, Cardinal Hump-a-rump or master of some fabled realm that doesn't have evaporative cooling and airconditioning or central heat. Ummm, you might want to consider the shower for the yellow bubble wrap-wetlegged pee party since the runoff could destroy your gardens, cause the gazebos floors to stain and warp, heheheee Mothersday has come and gone, I'm a tad loopy, but, even though, I'm authorized to be a bit ethereal of and for the minds sake, I should still go to bed. Sweetdreams, you all, and yes; there is a hint of an accent, rather mysterious, but not south Alabama. lol Gentry

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