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angelface183 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:29:19 AM)
Isn't that what I said? Ooooh benji, I dsicovered on another thread that we share vampire fantasies! Which book did it for you? For me it was Nosferatu when I was 15, but Ann Rice brought it home for me at 19 with The Vampire Chronicles.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:35:55 AM)
I have NO idea. It was grade 1, I think, and I don't remember much except individual bits and pieces..... I remember the very start the kid goes into a library and meets a man in a shark suit... and it confused me for a LONG time... I had all these mental pictures in my head of a guy in this shark suit biting people. It took me a few years to realize that they probably meant DARK suit. Maybe someone can help me. This kid meets a vampire, either becomes one or not, I don't remember, and then has to protect his sister somehow. Not very discriptive, but maybe some people could suggest what book it might have been? Remember, it was read to a class of 1st graders. Now, stick out your bum for the melon of anguish! Yours, benji

angelface183 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:44:05 AM)
Wow, can't help you there...any 1st grade teachers out there who can help benji? Now that I think about it, my vampire fantasies began when I was about 8 or 9 and saw a movie, 'Leonore' I think it was called. It was lit really poorly but it was about this really hot female vampire....funny at that age I was affected by a lot of things. I looked through a Playboy belonging to the father of a friend and saw a pictorial of a woman being abducted, bound, and abused. I have not been the same ever since. So benji, just how big IS that melon?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:46:14 AM)
Cantaloupe.... and opens up so I can insert another melon in there..... Yours, benji

sabswife -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:47:09 AM)
oh oh oh can i join the fake sub crowd. i can't possibly be a sub according to some because gasp i have opinions.

angelface183 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:48:10 AM)
me thinks my bum needs a GREAT deal more training before I could even consider taking on your melon of anguish

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:48:37 AM)
Stick out your toes, they'll be painted momentarily. Yours, benji

angelface183 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:49:14 AM)
that's right! only fake subs are allowed to think for themsleves (oops that was supposed to be a response to sabswife)

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:51:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelface183 me thinks my bum needs a GREAT deal more training before I could even consider taking on your melon of anguish Meh.... I'll use lube... I usually don't, so it won't be a problem. Yours, benji

shivvy -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:53:42 AM)
lol @ quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji When I get excited, I pee When I get hit with a newspaper, I get excited If I don't get excited for a few minutes, I pee anyway. And then we all just swim out. <<< Puts wellington boots and rainmac on[:D]

angelface183 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:54:44 AM)
Well in that case! (bends over gripping the edge of the desk) Hey, wait a minute! Aren't you a sub, too?!?!?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:58:39 AM)
Nah. I'm a true subwich. Lubes'er up, shuvs'er in, screws'er open. Ow! This mechanism in hard to turn! Isn't there someone else that can do this? Yours, benji

angelface183 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 7:59:30 AM)
OH MAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shivvy -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 8:00:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul quote: ORIGINAL: shivvy <<< kneels down next to Reflectivesoul and helps pop them naughty bubbles - lol <cry> sorry, but it's just soooo addictive, i can't stop myself! heh hiyas shivvy grins n passes over some more bubble wrap........ Paints the nails while she is busy with the pop pop popping [:D] (neon green with neon purple dots) lol - <giggles> cooey - hi ya Reflectivesoul[:)] <greatfully accepts bubblewrap> thank you[:)] Ooo, neon green with nean purple dots... my favourite... fanks again hunny*.... (platts Reflectivesouls hair including luminus yellow string with sparlky bits for added effect)

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 8:00:55 AM)
It can't be that bad! I only had to have 4 people help push it in... Yours, benji

ArchangelMichael -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 8:02:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelface183 Isn't that what I said? Ooooh benji, I dsicovered on another thread that we share vampire fantasies! Which book did it for you? For me it was Nosferatu when I was 15, but Ann Rice brought it home for me at 19 with The Vampire Chronicles. I also like to do vampire roleplay from time to time. I'd say that I first became interested in it through the roleplaying game Vampire: The Masquerade when I was 17, although I think I've always been interested in vampires for some reason. I later read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles (up to Memnoch) and the first couple Anita Blake books.

angelface183 -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 8:03:19 AM)
(passes out, but with a smile on her face, mumbling) "I think I can, I think I can..."

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 8:03:39 AM)
I actually have never done any vampire roleplay, and don't think it actually would turn me on... I tend to not have a thing for roleplay.... I just have an erotic fasciation with allthings evil now.... lol Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 8:05:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelface183 (passes out, but with a smile on her face, mumbling) "I think I can, I think I can..." rofl NEXT!

ArchangelMichael -> RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous (5/15/2006 8:07:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I actually have never done any vampire roleplay, and don't think it actually would turn me on... I tend to not have a thing for roleplay.... I just have an erotic fasciation with allthings evil now.... lol Yours, benji Perhaps that's because...you are evil! Muhahahahahahaha! Ahem. Anyway, the roleplay helps to put me in the mindset. It's the biting that actually turns me on (whether I'm doing it or having it done to me). [;)]

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