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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/14/2011 8:02:34 PM   
NocturnalStalker


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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/14/2011 8:18:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Ugly people.




I actually kinda agree(oh the horror) with Ns on this one.

I know we can't all be magazine models but for the love of bacon there has to be a limit. Yes people can't help it, that is just the way people are, blah blah blah and I am an ass for saying it out loud.

Seriously people maybe you should avoid putting up pictures of your self if you make Gary Busie look like Brad Pitt.

And I hate to be "that guy" but it makes it kinda obvious who is just using the BDSM angle because that is the only chance in cereal isle that they are or can  ever get laid.

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/14/2011 8:27:43 PM   
NocturnalStalker


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Nerds.


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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/14/2011 8:29:36 PM   
Back2theFuture


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Oh, and cartoon pictures. 

Nerds.



Awww Love and gravy to you too.

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/14/2011 8:32:31 PM   
coookie


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Status: offline 		well i dont think most people would self describe themselves as truly ugly .. the whole beauty is subjective debate ....

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/14/2011 8:50:03 PM   
sexisubi


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Status: offline 		Thanks for sharing everyone that was fun!

oh and drama, i don't do drama cant respond to those that are haters on a me lol, cause I don't mention profile names, or put people down. I cant explain my physical side of my body to people who wouldnt understand what its like to hide "the girls," its just not my style but it can be yours all day long sweetheart i except you for your judgement :) anyway!

thank you again for sharing all of you made me smile and giggle a bit, knowing that I'm not the only one out there whos looking at these and going, ooh so close, or mmm, makes me feel really nice sometimes.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

theres a heart for each person who honored me with their true feelings! i appreciate honesty and i *heart* you all!






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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 2:44:12 AM   
sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: BKSir

Empty profiles. Put SOMETHING in there, for the love of all that's tasty! I mean, sure, if you've only been on the site for a day or two, fine. I can understand wanting to take a little time to write something up so you don't look like a total fool. But the ones that have been here for 6 months or longer, and STILL have nothing there? No likes or dislikes, no summary, no picture, no information at all, just "28, Female, Slave, Bumfuckingham Kentucky, 847 miles" or whatever.


Hey BK -
some people are in the chatrooms and only there.  They need a profile with an age on it.  They aren't really looking or anything.  They just want to be able to chat.  I suppose it may also be the case for message board posters.

best,
sunshine

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 5:28:25 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		OK, Ima gonna weigh in on this.

1. Whiners: Those who complain about all the fakes. Get over it. All you need is one good one (unless you're poly)

2. Pictures that are obviously from a porn site and the accompanying claim it is them.

3. Lesbians who have full frontal nudity on their primary pic and then bitch about men that have the audacity to look at their profile.
Guess what princess? You put your tits out there, I'm gonna look at them. You don't want Me looking, hide the tits.

4. Text speak and 6th grade level grammar and spelling. It shows either laziness or ignorance. Neither of these is attractive.

5. A minor one. Subs looking for another sub to join her and her Dom. What is He? Is he your Dom or your fuckin pimp?

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 5:50:42 AM   
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5. A minor one. Subs looking for another sub to join her and her Dom. What is He? Is he your Dom or your fuckin pimp?


and why isn't he involved? =p the girlbait thing totally pisses me off. that's something i never want to be involved with.

"my Master has given me the task of finding a sister to join us." pfft, buh-bye. =p



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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 5:53:35 AM   
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And the ones who are just starting and want a no-limits slave.


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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 5:57:10 AM   
LillyBoPeep


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frankly, that makes me nervous. i've met a few guys who gravitate towards the young and inexperienced SPECIFICALLY because they don't know any better.



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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 6:06:19 AM   
Back2theFuture


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

5. A minor one. Subs looking for another sub to join her and her Dom. What is He? Is he your Dom or your fuckin pimp?


and why isn't he involved? =p the girlbait thing totally pisses me off. that's something i never want to be involved with.

"my Master has given me the task of finding a sister to join us." pfft, buh-bye. =p




False Flag flyers are kinda pathetic.

I would almost lay money that "she" is actually "him" trying to look safe and stable because he "already has a girl".  Seriously why do you need another girl if you have one? Not every guy on the planet is a half goat sex manic who needs multiple girls.(We real freaks of nature don't appreciate imitators)

Not nearly as obvious as the "I am looking for a home for my sub he is well trained"
Translation: I am a guy trying to hook up with a women while pretending to be Domme so that I seem legit and more easily approach real Dommes.
First of all; why would you want someone else's cast off?
Second does this ever actually work?

*Note: I know not all of these people are like this, but a ridiculously high number of them are.

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 6:13:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Back2theFuture

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

5. A minor one. Subs looking for another sub to join her and her Dom. What is He? Is he your Dom or your fuckin pimp?


and why isn't he involved? =p the girlbait thing totally pisses me off. that's something i never want to be involved with.

"my Master has given me the task of finding a sister to join us." pfft, buh-bye. =p




False Flag flyers are kinda pathetic.

I would almost lay money that "she" is actually "him" trying to look safe and stable because he "already has a girl".  Seriously why do you need another girl if you have one? Not every guy on the planet is a half goat sex manic who needs multiple girls.(We real freaks of nature don't appreciate imitators)

Not nearly as obvious as the "I am looking for a home for my sub he is well trained"
Translation: I am a guy trying to hook up with a women while pretending to be Domme so that I seem legit and more easily approach real Dommes.
First of all; why would you want someone else's cast off?
Second does this ever actually work?

*Note: I know not all of these people are like this, but a ridiculously high number of them are.


I would have to agree on pretty much most of these. The so called Domme  profiles wanting you to take on their slave are quite laughable. Have even received emails from some of these folks. Had to decline their so..eh hem..generous offer. LOL

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 6:17:38 AM   
SpiritedRadiance


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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 6:22:39 AM   
Back2theFuture


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Status: offline 		Oh oh oh is it too late to metnion the Ghana, Nigeria, Malaysia, Philippines, Etc etc profiles?

Kinda funny that in some countries were they don't even have running water, they have the internet and hordes of BDSM Lifestylers raised from birth.

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 6:28:37 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		As for guys profiles, I couldn't care less. I only look at a guys profile if they have said something on the boards that I consider really profound and insightful and I want to know more about them... OR... they have said something unbelievably colossally stupid and I have to see if they really are that dense.

When it comes to women's profiles I have only one peeve... a lack of nudity! I am male and I make no apologies for that. Women to me are the epitome of beauty and I enjoy looking at all of youse. When it comes women's profiles I am an unabashed profile perver.



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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 6:34:52 AM   
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3. Lesbians who have full frontal nudity on their primary pic and then bitch about men that have the audacity to look at their profile.
Guess what princess? You put your tits out there, I'm gonna look at them. You don't want Me looking, hide the tits.


Here! Here! My policy ladies (whatever your orientation) is this: If you don't want to be part of my naked chick slide show screen saver... keep the goodies covered.

Now that I think about it... although it is more of an irk than a peeve... Lesbians who write me after viewing my profile to call me dumbass and other things for not seeing that they were lesbian. Well, odds are I did see that but, while you may be homosexual... I am not... and you've got all the right parts in all the right places in all the right proportions to fire off certain neurons in my brain... and that is why I am perving your profile.

ETA: same thing goes for dominant ladies who write me to tell me that I've been "caught" and have outted myself as a closet sub. Nope. You may be dominant in real life but in my fetile imagination... well... you probably wouldn't believe the things you've done.



< Message edited by Marc2b -- 6/15/2011 6:38:38 AM >

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 8:08:12 AM   
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there are so many different people out there, what are some of your pet peeves when perving through the site of CM and seeing profiles?


I get all bummed out when I see subs with defined cheekbones, warm smiles and nice cleavage that choose to live in Indiana instead of Massachusetts

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 8:33:21 AM   
SternSkipper


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there is something for everyone and what may be a pet peeve for you may actually be what someone else is wanting to see.

Yeah! My pet peeve is threads that list their pet peeves.
Oh wait, now we're doing it.


My pet peeve is guys who respond to existential posters doing their 'live and let letllive' posts and then suddenly realize THEY'RE DOING IT TOO

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RE: profile woopsies! (what Dont you like to see on CMP's) - 6/15/2011 10:31:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		This thread is now being replaced after removing over half the thread. Please remain on topic, do not hijack or respond to off topic posts or hijacks and do not make other members or their posts, the topic. A few here or there are one thing. More than half the thead and not seeing one post on a page that is on topic, is another.

Thank you

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