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PatrickG38 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:07:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: PatrickG38

LOL. It's a guide. I am sure there can be certain exceptions as with any guide, but I would point out that feet, inches and pounds are the same everywhere. Now if someone listed 60 kgs, that is a different story.



And you realize of course that most of the world is metric. That would make you TO THEM (actually,US) a total an utter fake.

Yes but they list lbs. I am aware most of the world is metric, we should be as well.

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There are significant grammatical or spelling errors in her profile. Remember, she is supposed to be a woman, and women are usually careful. This is a good sign you are dealing with a man.


I will make sure all my female students know they are in fact men.

While perhaps your heart is in the right place, why do you think we need you to tell us this? Do we seem stupid? Certainly newbies need some help, but most of the newbies aren't perusing the boards... I don't think so anyway. I could be wrong.




LOL. I loved this and yes, there is a lot of truth to it. That being said I do think women who are genuine about the lifestyle and truly seeking something are a more careful about such things and how there presen themselves, but it is of course only a guide. Neverthless, as a fellow teacher, I hear you.




Back2theFuture -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:08:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*whoa there, Snarkymonster!!  Whoa, big fella!!  We agreed you'd play nice today!!!*




Ah let the big fella have at it, I am against cruelty to animals. Especially the Snarky ones.




sunshinemiss -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:10:37 AM)

The thing is, Patrick, people won't hear you. The ones who already know aren't your audience. The ones who don't know believe it will never happen to them. You could write an academic paper on it. That'd be interesting....




PatrickG38 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:15:55 AM)

Probably true, but alas still we occasionally try.




PatrickG38 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:19:16 AM)

It is funny that to generate any discussion one must post something controversial (although I am a bit unsure as to the controversy). I published some very uncontroversial travel advice on California wine country and it generated almost nothing... Alas...lol.




leadership527 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:20:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: PatrickG38
One tries to help. One also occasionally get a touch bored at owrk and type things. We are supposed to be a community so sharing some insights would seem appropriate. If you already know all of this great.

So here's what I think. I think you and your wife got your kink on. Now she's your slave and you're thinking, "Gosh, I'd like some more pussy". So this post is an advertisement for what a wonderful, safe master you are. Bad news for you. Only the damsels in distress groove on the white knights.

By the way, you are either very new to the scene as a whole or else not nearly as intelligent as your profile indicates. Did you actually have any theory whatsoever regarding who was going to think this post was a good thing?




LadyConstanze -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:22:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: PatrickG38




LOL. It's a guide. I am sure there can be certain exceptions as with any guide, but I would point out that feet, inches and pounds are the same everywhere. Now if someone listed 60 kgs, that is a different story.


Yes but they list lbs. I am aware most of the world is metric, we should be as well.




OMG, for the 1st 2 years I wasn't even aware that I had the kilos there in lbs... I must have been a fake but changed my ways when I noticed it by chance...


Btw you could not be more wrong, you want to look up how much a pound is in most European countries, 500 gram or half a kilo...

In the UK and the US 1 lb = 0.4536 kg

So you might not be going round telling your pupils that a pound is the same everywhere, unless you want them to learn something that is plainly incorrect

Edited as I messed up the quoting




LillyBoPeep -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:23:32 AM)

you're kinda preaching to the choir, buster. most of us are already aware of things like this because we aren't children.
for that same reason, we can also spot bullshit when we see it.
you will also find that many women find "whinging about fakes" to be a turn-off.




PatrickG38 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:27:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: leadership527

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ORIGINAL: PatrickG38
One tries to help. One also occasionally get a touch bored at owrk and type things. We are supposed to be a community so sharing some insights would seem appropriate. If you already know all of this great.

So here's what I think. I think you and your wife got your kink on. Now she's your slave and you're thinking, "Gosh, I'd like some more pussy". So this post is an advertisement for what a wonderful, safe master you are. Bad news for you. Only the damsels in distress groove on the white knights.

By the way, you are either very new to the scene as a whole or else not nearly as intelligent as your profile indicates. Did you actually have any theory whatsoever regarding who was going to think this post was a good thing?



I do not beleive I ever said I was wonderful and certainly never said I was safe. I may have naively thought that others would find some of it al least a bit useful and people would actually add to it their thoughts on seperating the genuine from the not genuine. It is a bit strange being attacked for either trying to help or saying thngs everyone says they know already, but it is kind of fun.




juliaoceania -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:30:52 AM)

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ou will also find that many women find "whinging about fakes" to be a turn-off.


This...

Patrick, maybe you were trying to be nice, but it is sorta annoying to see people complain about fake profiles from the other side. This side of the site is a place where we discuss lifestyle stuff, and that isn't lifestyle stuff.

We do have an off topic section here, and people do complain a lot there[;)]


I suppose I wonder why people think that collarchat is their complaint box for all of collarme, it isn't.

As far as public service announcements. I kinda think that people who need to be warned about rich Nigerian Princesses that need to launder their money and wanna be a slave to some American, those people need a computer class. You are not teaching anyone anything here.




Back2theFuture -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:34:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
You are not teaching anyone anything here.


I think we are learning a lot here. Like that "some" people seem to think we are idiots.




PatrickG38 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:43:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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ou will also find that many women find "whinging about fakes" to be a turn-off.


This...

As far as public service announcements. I kinda think that people who need to be warned about rich Nigerian Princesses that need to launder their money and wanna be a slave to some American, those people need a computer class. You are not teaching anyone anything here.


That's why I did not bother to even mention Nigeria.




Rochsub2009 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:46:12 AM)

Okay, I'm gonna disagree with the group on this one.

I see absolutely nothing wrong with Patrick's post.  Unlike many who come on here and whine about the fakes on CollarMe, I thought that Patrick was actually trying to be humorous.  He wasn't trying to lecture us, he was trying to provide a laugh.  Frankly, I thought his list was cute.  No, it didn't tell me anything that I didn't already know, but it was funny in parts.

I know that the culture of these boards isn't likely to change, but sometimes I do wish that people weren't so quick to go on the attack around here.  Lighten up.  If someone says something that you already know, just move on to the next thread.  There's no need to go for the jugular.  We chase too many people away like that.  At least that's how I see it.

Note:   I do recognize that this thread was much milder than many that we see on here.  Some of you showed great restraint.  I do recognize that.  You guys could have chopped Patrick into little tiny pieces, but I see that he's still alive.  So that's a good thing.  [;)]




RedMagic1 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:48:17 AM)


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ORIGINAL: leadership527

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ORIGINAL: PatrickG38
One tries to help. One also occasionally get a touch bored at owrk and type things. We are supposed to be a community so sharing some insights would seem appropriate. If you already know all of this great.

So here's what I think. I think you and your wife got your kink on. Now she's your slave and you're thinking, "Gosh, I'd like some more pussy". So this post is an advertisement for what a wonderful, safe master you are. Bad news for you. Only the damsels in distress groove on the white knights.

By the way, you are either very new to the scene as a whole or else not nearly as intelligent as your profile indicates. Did you actually have any theory whatsoever regarding who was going to think this post was a good thing?


This was my read, too. Also, I am not sure whether he has even had a telephone conversation with a woman off this site yet. Several of those points read like self-fulfilling prophecies: "That profile wasn't interested in me because it must have been operated by a man."




Back2theFuture -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:48:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009
I thought that Patrick was actually trying to be humorous. 



I would agree except for the part were he says he is being serious and doing this to "help educate people".




IrishMist -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:49:01 AM)

Unlike the other snarkmonsters who have posted, I intend not to pull my punches this time around [:D]

Patrick

We are neither ignorant, nor are we mindless. We don't need some egotistical upstart to come here and tell us what our already intelligent, mature minds have figured out.

However, I am feeling a bit spunky this morning, so I will address your points.

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If you see a girl who ‘lives for’ intellectual discourse and astrology, that is a warning.

Why is that a warning? I happen to be able to hold an intelligent discussion, and yet, I find astrology fascinating.
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If you see spanking as a hard limit, she probably is not too serious about the lifestyle.

Hmmm, I see.
I am a masochist. Hard core. And yet, I would not let another spank me.
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There are significant grammatical or spelling errors in her profile. Remember, she is supposed to be a woman, and women are usually careful. This is a good sign you are dealing with a man.

*snicker*
Uh huh.
How do you know it's simply not pure laziness on her part? There are quite a few ladies who post on these forums, and quite often we have to go back and edit a post because we were simply in such a hurry that we misspelled words. And yet, at the last check, we all still had the body parts that made us a woman.
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She expresses an interest in cock photographs. If she does, you are talking to a gay man.

And perhaps she just wants to know what she will be getting. [:)]
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On her profile or within thirty seconds of communicating, you have received pornographic photographs. Truly tasteful erotic photographs do not automatically indicate a fake, but pornographic photos provided very quickly are a giveaway.

Distasteful, but not irrevocable proof.
Not to mention...what about the MEN who demand such photo's withing 30 seconds of engaging in conversation with a lady?
Your logic is flawed here.
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She looks like she could pass for a supermodel. While I know it is challenging for supermodels to find straight dominant men in the fashion industry, most have not turned to collarme so they can serve you without limit.

Are you sure about that? I happen to be acquainted with several young ladies here on collarme, that I have also met in real life who ARE models very well known in the public eye.
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She wants to be a slave, but she lists she is actively seeking switch males. Does this really make sense to you?

Of course it does. The question is, have you ever stopped to ask them why they would have such requirements listed on their profile?
Of course you haven't.
You are all knowing; you would never stoop so low as to inquire such a thing.
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It's a guide.

No. It's not a guide. It's a piece of shit you threw together to make yourself look good.
Unfortunate for you, all you have succeeded in doing is making yourself look like an idiot.
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One also occasionally get a touch bored at owrk and type things.

Ahh, I see. You get bored at work, so you decide to make yourself look like a fool.
It worked.
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I published some very uncontroversial travel advice on California wine country and it generated almost nothing.

Well, if it is anything like what you tried to post here, I can see why it generated NOTHING.

All in all, I must say. I learned a great deal from his post.

I learned that, according to Patrick, we are all unintelligent idiots who need the guiding hand of a man who believes himself intelligent enough to lead us down the 'right' path.
I learned that we are not mature enough to spot 'a fake', and that Patrick believes only he can show us the right way.
I learned that Patrick, while trying to appear smart, intelligent, and helpful...is actually passive aggressive.

I feel sorry for the person who may or may not be with him. To be tied to such wishy-washy behavior is punishment at its best.





sexyred1 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:51:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: PatrickG38





More challenging Tells:

Conflicting interests. If you see a girl who ‘lives for’ intellectual discourse and astrology, that is a warning. If you see spanking as a hard limit, she probably is not too serious about the lifestyle. A lot can be learned from the interests list.



As a non-fake sub who has 'lives for intellectual discourse' in my profile, let me enlighten your delusions a bit:

1. Yes, it is a warning. It warns anyone who reads my profile that I am enamored of intelligence and communication and if you are a dumbass who thinks that is too "challenging" then you are precisely the kind of idiot I want warned away from my profile.

2. Nothing can be deduced from a simple interests list. I basically have nothing kink related on my profile. Why? Two reasons. One, it is none of your business what I am into; if I like you and get to know, believe me, you will find out. Two, I got tired of men writing me things like, wow you live for ass play, I want to meet ya! If you are looking for a collection of fetishes instead of a fully formed person, then sure, go strictly for the interest lists. Nothing about putting an interest up or not putting one up aligns with the level of seriousness one has in the "lifestyle".

3. Men who post drivel like this suffer from the e-white knight syndrome. No one here needs your warnings. You have joined a long list of douches who come and go here after creating such threads. The pompous attitude you display, tells us much more than any profile or laundry list of interests.

So please, go back to your day job and leave the ascertaining to individuals.




RedMagic1 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:52:21 AM)

Except, RochSub, some of the statements are false. It reads like a man doing a lot of supposing, instead of a report from the field by someone who has gone on a lot of dates. idle supposition, presented as concrete fact. That is my concern.




GreedyTop -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:54:17 AM)

nicely said, Irish (and dammit, it's MY Snarkmonster!!  get yer own!!)

Roch.. generally, I agree with you.. but if this was meant to be funny, despite the OPs own words
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being serious and doing this to "help educate people".
, then it damned well shoulda been in the lower sections...




leadership527 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 7:54:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: IrishMist
Unlike the other snarkmonsters who have posted, I intend not to pull my punches this time around [:D]

Oh come on now Irish... I'd like at least SOME credit here. Honestly that was about the snarkiest post I've made in a long time. I was doing my snarky best.




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